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As you wish...
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Why I Fired My Secretary:
Why I fired my secretary... Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday!" it felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. |
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Pics or a video would have been nice.
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Had that on my mail a few days ago..
Still funny as hell though.. |
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LOL, that is some funny shit. Got to steal that and send it around.
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No Refunds Issued.
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BEST. STORY. EVER.
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thats a good one i enjoyed it
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Good one hahaha. Sorta reminds me of the peanut butter/ dog story.
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![]() ![]() ![]() OMG OMG OMG !!! Good one |
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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cool story i feel better now..
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That's gold
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That is some funny shit . I can just picture some idiot thinkin he is gonna get laid sittin there butt naked when his family walks out
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I feel Nipply right now!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() thanks - needed a good laugh
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Great story. Now that you have Donny's money have some of Donny's......
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old joke but its still funny!!
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cool story ;)
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LOL - seriously
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haha, old but still funny.
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So good I stole it and posted it elsewhere
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OMG OMG If that's true that's the best-worst story ever.
Brad
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#31 |
When it rains, it pours
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funny story lol
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Fucking hilarious !
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there's no $$$ in porn
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old,
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My Sig was too Big! :(
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hahaha that's one of the great story I've read here...good one
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