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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
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Halcion, Hydrocodone, Lortab, etc
Had Dental Surgery this morning and was given some really good shit. Can I start calling people out, making a fool of myself and others and then come back tomorrow and say that it must have been the drugs and everything will be ok??
According to the Dentist for the next few hours I won't really need the meds, but later on this afternoon I will want to snort them or inject them or shove them up my ass to get them to work better!! If I have any leftover I am thinking about having a giveaway....maybe a free Lortab with the purchase of server...that way you can be sure that YOU and YOUR SERVER are both up! OK....well, I am off to wait on the pain so I can start enjoying the drugs....if you have ever done anything wrong to me you might want to be getting prepared!!! LOL!!! --T |
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Fuck I'm so sorry
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meh hydrocodone isnt that great...
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I'm sorry for having that drink in your suite Tony, please don't be mad.
What kind of surgery did you get? Hope you feel better soon! WG
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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
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WG....you have nothing to worry about. You are too nice for anyone to ever be mad at. Now, RogerV, on the other hand......you have no idea how much shit I could stir with that asshole. Not only did he steal my girl he doesn't even treat her nice like I would have...he makes her go out and bring other girls home and have orgies and shit like that....he is just a very, very mean man. As for what work I had done, we did a ton of stuff at once: 1.) Installed two implants where I had teeth pulled a few weeks ago. These implants are nothng more than "anchors" that the new tooth will just screw into once it adheres to the bone. 2.) Regeneration Surgery where they go in and slice open your gums, peels them back and scrapes the bacteria away from the bone and gum tissue. 3.) Pocket Reduction Surgery...while he is in there he reduces the size of the pockets at the base of the teeth to prevent bacteria from growing in there and he smooths the irregular parts of the damaged bone so that it wil adhere better to the healthy tissue. 4.) Inserted Protein Gel inside my gums at the bones to aid in the bone growth and regerneration. Usually with this much work, the Dentist will do it in two visits. One visit he does half and the other visit (6 weeks later) he finishes. I told him that *IF* he ever got my ass in that chair he had better do it all at one time because I was *NOT* coming back. So, it is all done....now to see how bad it really is....I will keep you posted. If I can give everyone one peice of advice: BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH 12 TIMES PER DAY. IT IS BETTER THAN THIS BULLSHIT! Also, in the words of Mitch Hedberg (RIP) I finally figured out how hard it is to stop smoking.....it is just as hard as it is to START flossing. "Hey, you're looking a little shaky"....."Yea, I need to go floss" --T |
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I know your still upset I would be too. But you know my philosophy Break them down and build them back up to you specs. she is a great girl though |
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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
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THanks for the offer, but I cant even beat my 5 year old son in ESPN Football and Baseball for the PS2. It kills me that at 5 he can kick my ass bad....not just win, but beat me silly. I am going to get some practice while he is at school this week, though, since I am stuck at home. I will be ready for him by mid-week!! Muahahahaah!! --T |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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damn thats some serious surgery. good luck with the pills
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Meow Meow!!!
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geez Tony that's a shit load of work on your teeth!
Funny thing is at my dentist office there's a bunch of eye candy, when the assistances prepare my mouth for the doctor she leans against me and i have my face in her boobies. good stuff :P
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Shank-A-Potamus
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I really have not been in pain....just something that needed to be done before I waited too long and had every freakin tooth I own fall out of my head The reason you havent heard from me is because I am forgetful....lets not confuse the two, ok? ;) --T |
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Wow, thats a lot of surgery. I thought getting wisdom teeth pulled was a big deal but that's nothing compared to the list of things you had done. Hope you feel better soon.
WG
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Shank-A-Potamus
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OOoohhh.....PB....you are NEVER going to believe this.....THEY HAD STUDENTS PARTICIPATING on mine!! Not only did I have the hottie Dental Assistant leaning all over me, but I had three Hottie Dental Assistant In Traning leaning against me too......I cant tell you how many times I said "Sorry, must have been the medication" hehehehehe --T |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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T, do you have any ketchup on your head?!!
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Meow Meow!!!
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Oh you lucky man! Did you tell them "hey my neighbor is ludacris wanna go back to my place?" I would have!!!!!
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Tony
You rest up my friend you have a very busy world travel schedule starting in less than 2 1/2 weeks. Just remember Tony I know just as many stories about you as you do about me BTW I caught 15 marlin, 1 Dorado, 4 Tuna, and 1 hammer head shark over the weekend in Cabo. Roger V Tell Amanda thank you for the card and no gift is needed. I had a great time on the Yacht can't wait to do it again. Hope to see and the girls at the pre-amsterdam event in a couple of weeks. Ron C |
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Sounds good how many girls should I bring. the yaht parties are always a blast. I feel for Tony I know it must suck to be in pain. One day I need to go fishing with you becasue I never caught anything worth a damn when i try to fish |
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wow, that is an insane amount of work done man....jesus
glad you have some pain shit though...now take some of that shit and get all loopy for me.... then when you are done, throw them as hard as you can in the direction of Tucker and I will finish them off...haha |
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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
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Well, that one works about 95% of the time....but this time I only cared about getting out of that damn chair --T |
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Shank-A-Potamus
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THats why I wanted to go ahead and get this done and out of the way...the last thing I needed was to be in Europe and need dental surgery!! The Pre-Amsterdam party is shaping up well....I think JFK is even gonna come.....that is how you know that your party is going to be the shit!! --T |
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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I am going to try to use as few pain pills as I can for this so that I can save them for something more "recreational" HAHAHAH!!! Maybe we will have to have one of those ATL get togethers...but this one will be a WHOLE lot more fun when we add the prescriptions !! LOL!!! --T |
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So Fucking Banned
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Tony
I had 2 wisdom teeth pulled and they gave me the good shit. I was tripping balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Your always trippin ballz ![]() |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Hey, T. That reminds me of when I had a tooth pulled a few years back and whatever the reason, the dentist had to send me to the surgeon. First time. Thought he'd use gas, instead it was an IV drip.
Dunno what it was but the IV cost more than the surgery! Either way I wanted a gallon of that stuff. Best high in my life. Sorta like having five tequila shots in five minutes with no after effects. hehe
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Shank-A-Potamus
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA
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WWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Damn, I am liking these.....maybe I should give up the Grey Goose and trade it in for Lortabs!!! Wonder if my clients would like getting Lortabs for Christmas Gifts instead of the Grey Goose they have been getting for the past 5 years or so??? Will a NatNet logo fit on a pill? ;) --T |
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Sorry to hear you had mouth surgery, but does that mean you're all numb and drooling??
![]() As for the medication, share... we can get looped and call each other different names to spice things up a bit. |
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Hope you have a speedy recovery, Sweets!! Think of all of the depressed, disappointed women in Atlanta who won't be getting real oral sex until you're healed!
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Hope you get better soon Tony
I remember when I had my wisdom teeth done and I would like to forget it forever, I feel your pain
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I have a whole bottle of lortabs from my knee surgery. It makes me itch all over so after a couple of days i just couldnt take it anymore and stopped taking them and just dealt with the pain.
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I did liquid Lortab and percocet after surgery in February. Good stuff.
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Shank-A-Potamus
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Thanks for the well wishes everybody. I have to admit that it wasn't near as bad as I had psyched myself out for....when the Dentist told me that he was *not* going to put me to sleep I was worried....he had me take a Halcion the night before surgery and then take 2 more an hour before...then he gave me one more at the beginning and put that gas thing on my nose and *POOF* the next thing I knew I was being rolled to the door in a wheelchair.
Talk about something I want for the house....Fuck a Lortab....I WANT NITROUS!!!! hehehehe Anyway, I am feeling better now and I wanted to say thanks for all the well wishes. It was a fun ride, but I guess tomorrow it is back to work for me John....oops, I mean Stewie....why do I need drugs for that? I am already good at forgetting names on my own. Maybe it is from all the drugs I did as a youngster Vanilla....My tounge could be in a flucking SPLINT and I would figure out a way to go down on a Georgia Peach. It is the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it --T |
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Tony, I hope you feel better soon!
xoxo |
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4.) Inserted Protein Gel inside my gums at the bones to aid in the bone growth and regerneration. are you sure this wasnt a Botox injection ?? To make your lips fuller, for those tasty Georgia Peaches? ![]()
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dental surgery is the worst - larger ordeal than most other sugeries.
enjoy the meds
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sorry you needed surgery
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T glad you feel better. Sounds like it was not a picnic. All I had was impacted wisdom teeth and I was miserable for a week. You got me beat.
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I've heard about the implants but I've never known anybody to actually get them. I hope that works out for you, especially through the dentist shit you just went through, my god!
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