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StickyGreen · 08-15-2005, 02:16 PM

lol wtf...

Penthouse Tony · 08-15-2005, 02:17 PM

You live in the heart of the World's largest outdoor insane asylum.

Sosa · 08-15-2005, 02:17 PM

haha wtf is that about

Denis_SC · 08-15-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Yeah you kinda scared shit out of me ....

How is everything bro ?

Kevsh · 08-15-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

You live in the heart of the World's largest outdoor insane asylum.

Rinaldo · 08-15-2005, 02:18 PM

thanks for showing our private photos Lars

sherie · 08-15-2005, 02:18 PM

Why is he called "Slow Guy?"

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

Why is he called "Slow Guy?"

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

Fresh · 08-15-2005, 02:20 PM

i remember an old thread about this guy. he lives in your town usta be in a box or sumthin?

Manowar · 08-15-2005, 02:20 PM

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 02:20 PM

sherie · 08-15-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

LOL that is hysterical. I see he also has a tin foil umbrella, classic.

I'm not sure the crazy half naked guy down the street wearing a santa hat could top this one! Although, I am going to try and snap a pic of him and post it!

K R I S T E N · 08-15-2005, 02:28 PM

THIS made my day...none of the impressions you have ever done for me could compare to actually seeing a pic this creature in his frilly pink frock...he spends alot of time on that makeup of his...right down to painting his hands

THIS is GREAT! thanks for sharing Lars

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by XBizKristen

THIS made my day...none of the impressions you have ever done for me could compare to actually seeing a pic this creature in his frilly pink frock...he spends alot of time on that makeup of his...right down to painting his hands

THIS is GREAT! thanks for sharing Lars

hahhah He is so freaky hahahhaha

Bugbee · 08-15-2005, 02:40 PM

whos the guy in the blue hat next to you LOL!!!

SleazyDream · 08-15-2005, 02:41 PM

slow guy likes attention

seattle · 08-15-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Man, talk about a storm.. I got sunburnt in a similar shower today!

KMR Stitch · 08-15-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

that guy in the background kinda looks like adam sandler

[illnet]-Tracie · 08-15-2005, 02:46 PM

yikes-ya freaked me out-wtf?

Doc911 · 08-15-2005, 02:53 PM

Looks like you two had a blast. Did you ask for a second date?

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc911

Looks like you two had a blast. Did you ask for a second date?

He said he might be into it ;)

Napolean · 08-15-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

we have a guy nicknamed "scary black guy", he walks up and down wilmington pk with a baseball bat, always biting down on his keys

when his keys arent in his mouth he's shouting profanity's at his best friend who he has kinda a love/hate relationship, who's name is natedawg.. unfortunately only scary black guy can see him.. making mediation between the two pretty difficult, but since natedawg is always around even if we dont know we can assume that they do settle their differences eventually

lesbodojo · 08-15-2005, 03:16 PM

Dude. Can you get a video fan sign from Slow Guy?

Peaches · 08-15-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

And you are.....which one?

Peaches · 08-15-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

We have a guy who I've nicknamed "Bicycle guy". He's at least in his 60's or 70's and rides around town on a little bike that's covered in either copper pots or pots he's spray painted. He's a smallish fellow with bright gray hair and never seems to be smiling - just intent on riding the bike. He wears overalls and is very tanned because he's always riding everywhere. The lady who works at my front gate has lived here all her life and said he's very smart but doesn't work and just likes riding around.

The best was when I was behind him at the bank - he just rides his bike up to the drive up window. Then again, in this small town this is the same bank where I heard someone yell into the window "Martha, I need $50 from my account - thanks!". No checks, withdrawal slips, bank account or ID needed

I think colorful characters make a town!!

Mr. Jim · 08-15-2005, 03:21 PM

That Fred has so many looks.....

A renaissance man

lesbodojo · 08-15-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

That's hot. You should get him on Cams.com for a "special" show. SlowGuy can hike up his pink skirt and make bling.

demented · 08-15-2005, 03:29 PM

Does he/she do content?

Violetta · 08-15-2005, 03:31 PM

yep, thats scary!

sonofsam · 08-15-2005, 03:57 PM

i'd hit it

sicone · 08-15-2005, 04:00 PM

I have never seen this guy on any of my trips to Santa Cruz... now I feel like I'm missing all the good shit again

Elli · 08-15-2005, 04:06 PM

haha hey your phone takes wicked photos, Lars!

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-15-2005, 04:38 PM

in LA we have leprechaun man,hes made quite a name for himself in la.

gecko · 08-15-2005, 04:53 PM

wtf is right...

Penthouse Tony · 08-15-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

That Fred has so many looks.....

A renaissance man

JuiceMonkey · 08-15-2005, 05:29 PM

wow
what the fuck?

tristan_D · 08-15-2005, 05:35 PM

it scared the shit right out of me.

montrealpornking · 08-15-2005, 05:36 PM

So that's what you do in your spare time Lars ?
You an interesting man :P

sniperwolf · 08-15-2005, 05:51 PM

that's a ncioe pink outfit...

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

I thought gay parade was over?

miel · 08-15-2005, 06:20 PM

WOW!!!!
That's really scaryyyy

mrthumbs · 08-15-2005, 06:22 PM

you look like brad shaw in that pic

reed_4 · 08-15-2005, 06:59 PM

Not that scary Lars, he looks funny instead.

KRL · 08-15-2005, 07:01 PM

I like the way you stay looking low key Lars. No one would ever have a clue how wealthy you are.

Wiggles · 08-15-2005, 07:52 PM

haha i love crazy people, we have a screamer who wears panty hose all the time and walks around, pretty funny.

Xenophage · 08-15-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

I like the way you stay looking low key Lars. No one would ever have a clue how wealthy you are.

Thats why I love my town, your looked down on if you try to flaunt it so no one does. We live in one of the highest priced Real estate markets in the Country, and instead of Bentlys Ferarris and other exotic cars the hottest selling car in our area is the Toyota Prius Hybrid. and a lot fo weirdos drive Bio Deisal 70's mercedes and old fucked up volvos.

Northern California is a totally different place. That is why I love it I fit in with all the weirdos hhahha.. Look how well I blend with Slow guy.. its like I am not even there.

My new marketing campaign is to try to draw more attention to me than he does to him, within our industry of course

Money is nice, but its not the be all and end all of my life. Friends and family are more important than money to me.

P.S. the stock market has been very good to me this year...

and I am calling a real estate top right now. We might even be heading for recession in the next 6-12 months.

pornguy · 08-15-2005, 08:16 PM

So. When are you taking hime out for drinks???

Spunky · 08-15-2005, 08:22 PM

We have this old lady who rides her bike topless..she's ugly as sin and has saggy tits..but it isn't illegal here to do it

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