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SquireMD · 08-15-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

Yeah, I live in DC. A guy from Texas has lived in DC for a few years too. Need I say more?

Pornwolf · 08-15-2005, 08:38 PM

So is that Santa Cruz'z version of our NY resident crazy... The Naked Cowboy?

reed_4 · 08-15-2005, 08:51 PM

nice gay cowboy.

Paul Dinin · 08-15-2005, 08:55 PM

In Atlanta, we had a local man/legend who always hung around Midtown on Ponce de Leon Ave wearing a pair of bright purple or blue spandex. Bulging out the front of his spandex was his colostomy bag, and, as was rumored, for a reasonable sum of money one could have sex with the hole in his guts for the tube leading to the bag. I never personally confirmed this rumor, as the idea of contracting nine strains of HIV and all the letters of hepatitis doesn't appeal to me, but I always got a giggle out of calling him the Colostitute.

SleazyDream · 08-15-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Thats why I love my town, your looked down on if you try to flaunt it so no one does. We live in one of the highest priced Real estate markets in the Country, and instead of Bentlys Ferarris and other exotic cars the hottest selling car in our area is the Toyota Prius Hybrid. and a lot fo weirdos drive Bio Deisal 70's mercedes and old fucked up volvos.

Northern California is a totally different place. That is why I love it I fit in with all the weirdos hhahha.. Look how well I blend with Slow guy.. its like I am not even there.

My new marketing campaign is to try to draw more attention to me than he does to him, within our industry of course

Money is nice, but its not the be all and end all of my life. Friends and family are more important than money to me.

P.S. the stock market has been very good to me this year...

and I am calling a real estate top right now. We might even be heading for recession in the next 6-12 months.

lars is my god - and i'm getting ready to buy real estate - just wana see the crash first

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:10 PM

both of you have the exact same face!

Xenophage · 08-16-2005, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky

We have this old lady who rides her bike topless..she's ugly as sin and has saggy tits..but it isn't illegal here to do it

You can actually go nude here around town as long as your not playing with yourself in a sexual way. Some times women show up nude at the city council, and they have to block it out on the publiuc tv channel hahahah but its live so it often makes it onto the tv hahahahah thats the best

a big FU to the administration.

lesbodojo · 08-16-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Look how well I blend with Slow guy.. its like I am not even there.

um. I wouldn't go that far. lol

WTS_andy · 08-16-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

i can try... meet leslie a homeless guy who likes to dress in drag and other things.. hes also run for city council or mayor a few times (i cant remember which) and gottaen 8 to 10% of the vote.

Xenophage · 08-18-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

So is that Santa Cruz'z version of our NY resident crazy... The Naked Cowboy?

thats pretty scary

Xenophage · 08-31-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WTS_andy

i can try... meet leslie a homeless guy who likes to dress in drag and other things.. hes also run for city council or mayor a few times (i cant remember which) and gottaen 8 to 10% of the vote.

Soooo sexy

LittleSassy · 08-31-2005, 11:43 AM

that's an escape mental patient......beware

Pleasurepays · 08-31-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

when i lived in Bellingham Washington - there was a black guy who was very thin and tall. he would stand on the sidewalk by the street or sometimes just be causually leaning up against a building... then, totally out of the blue, he would explode into some Michael Jackson routine, moonwalking, flailing his arms, pose and grab his crotch then freeze and be completely still again for 5-10 minutes without moving. it was quite comical.

he was always downtown, so as we drove past him of course we never took our eyes off him hoping that he would get down again.

Elli · 09-08-2005, 09:14 AM

There was a guy who used to ride his bike around the high school (he was in his twenties or so) singing Elvis songs. He did the swoop in the hair and had a leather jacket and everything. So he looked like James Dean but sung Elvis. Nobody knew his name, because he got upset if you called him anything but "Elvis".

WillyFRESH · 09-08-2005, 09:38 AM

i saw him last time i was in SC, twice.

I remember hearing someone yell: "hey, look at that wierdo!"
but he just kept on smiling! the dude is all smiles all the time!

Xenophage · 09-08-2005, 02:24 PM

Witness the GARY

Screaming · 09-08-2005, 02:26 PM

yeah i would have to say that is a scary pic heh

Xenophage · 01-25-2006, 09:12 AM

http://www.myspace.com/robertpinky

slow guy has myspace now

Elli · 07-22-2006, 11:40 PM

How is slow guy doing this summer? Does he still have a pink parasol?

CamsLord · 07-23-2006, 12:29 AM

Kimo · 07-23-2006, 01:29 AM

haha, nice pic lars

ProducerCashDave · 07-23-2006, 01:33 AM

Oo scary

lulu36 · 07-25-2006, 09:13 AM

pink suits slow guy! montreal's got some weirdos hanging out in the metro stations. there's one crack head who goes around asking peeps for money for booze. tells you straight up: i'm going to drink. cracks me up. i give him money for his honesty. i mean, crap he lives on the street. i'd need a drink too. he also addresses men as: "hey, my brother. my brother from another mother!"

Downtime · 07-25-2006, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..

more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah

anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?

just visit any college town in the midwest

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	There was a guy who used to ride his bike around the high school (he was in his twenties or so) singing Elvis songs. He did the swoop in the hair and had a leather jacket and everything. So he looked like James Dean but sung Elvis. Nobody knew his name, because he got upset if you called him anything but "Elvis". __________________ email: [email protected]

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Paul Dinin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 169	In Atlanta, we had a local man/legend who always hung around Midtown on Ponce de Leon Ave wearing a pair of bright purple or blue spandex. Bulging out the front of his spandex was his colostomy bag, and, as was rumored, for a reasonable sum of money one could have sex with the hole in his guts for the tube leading to the bag. I never personally confirmed this rumor, as the idea of contracting nine strains of HIV and all the letters of hepatitis doesn't appeal to me, but I always got a giggle out of calling him the Colostitute.

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WillyFRESH Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: California Posts: 439	i saw him last time i was in SC, twice. I remember hearing someone yell: "hey, look at that wierdo!" but he just kept on smiling! the dude is all smiles all the time! __________________ FRICKY FRICKY FRESH "I'm a Designer!" WILL [at] ADULT.COM \|\| ICQ: 367-22-890 Hit me up if you need something FRESH Last edited by WillyFRESH; 09-08-2005 at 09:39 AM..

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lulu36 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Montreal, Qc Posts: 1,332	pink suits slow guy! montreal's got some weirdos hanging out in the metro stations. there's one crack head who goes around asking peeps for money for booze. tells you straight up: i'm going to drink. cracks me up. i give him money for his honesty. i mean, crap he lives on the street. i'd need a drink too. he also addresses men as: "hey, my brother. my brother from another mother!" __________________ Lulu, Web Marketing Consultant icq 405 731 449