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xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 11:22 AM

Topbucks Bought Me Some New Pants!

OK, this past Internext Porn Show in Florida was probably one of the most interesting shows ever. One of my best buds in this business is Ali from Topbucks ? we?re both originally from Connecticut?there?s something about being from that small freezing state that bonds people together -- no matter how different they may be. After being at the show for a few days, she noticed that I had been wearing the same pair jeans (Seven) every day.

She asked me about it and I explained that I had 2 more totally clean pairs up in the room, just I didn?t like going through the hassle of taking everything out of the pockets of my pants and transferring them to new jeans every morning -- it would be so much easier just to put on the ones from the day before. See?

When you are at these conventions ?things? accumulate in your pockets that you will come in need at some juncture: Advil, bindles of cocaine, Xanax, condoms, business cards, pot crumbs, money, cell phones, wallets, ect?all of witch you could need at any given time ? just you may lose out on just because you changed you pants!

Needless, to say I don?t think she believed me. She thought they were the only jeans I owned or something ? yes, she really had it in her head that I had one pair of jeans. So then she starts asking about my size. I tell her 34/34. She doesn?t believe that and there is some debate as to how ?fat? I really am. I drink a lot, but I?m far from being a Sleazydream or Virtumike (I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid)

After the show she sent me a link to some Lucky Brand jeans in my email and asks me to pick a pair?I thought to myself, ?Hahaha, very funny.? So, I jokingly picked one and wrote her back.

Last night, my doorbell rings and it is the UPS guy and guess what:

Ali really bought me new jeans?how funny is that? Thanks so much Ali ? you rule!

And just in case you ever doubted me?they fit:

Once again, thanks so much?maybe at the next show I will wear this pair every day! Oh yeah, I could use some new Hurley shirts as well?this red one is getting really worn out!

Thanks again ? you are too funny!

killerkay · 08-17-2005, 11:23 AM

aw thats cute

Trax · 08-17-2005, 11:25 AM

sexy......

Manowar · 08-17-2005, 11:26 AM

Makingcoin · 08-17-2005, 11:27 AM

Nice pants

Lensman · 08-17-2005, 11:29 AM

Notice he didn't mention any X in his pants, he usually bums that off someone else.

ronaldo · 08-17-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

When you are at these conventions ?things? accumulate in your pockets that you will come in need at some juncture: Advil, bindles of cocaine, Xanax, condoms, business cards, pot crumbs, money, cell phones, wallets, ect?all of witch you could need at any given time ? just you may lose out on just because you changed you pants!

That is so damn true. It takes me about 10 minutes just to transfer shit from one pair to the next.

But, uh, without seeing your face in those jeans Jay, there's probably still some doubters about the 34/34

Dalai lama · 08-17-2005, 11:30 AM

That's really funny from them, which sponsors give away pants?

BradM · 08-17-2005, 11:31 AM

Yes... Topbucks kicks ass. Funny story dude.

Sly · 08-17-2005, 11:41 AM

I have a Hurley shirt with beer stains on it. Want it? Haha.

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lensman

Notice he didn't mention any X in his pants, he usually bums that off someone else.

The X never makes it as far as my pockets...usually goes straight in my mouth!

seeric · 08-17-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Topbucks Bought Me Some New Pants!

OK, this past Internext Porn Show in Florida was probably one of the most interesting shows ever. One of my best buds in this business is Ali from Topbucks ? we?re both originally from Connecticut?there?s something about being from that small freezing state that bonds people together -- no matter how different they may be. After being at the show for a few days, she noticed that I had been wearing the same pair jeans (Seven) every day.

She asked me about it and I explained that I had 2 more totally clean pairs up in the room, just I didn?t like going through the hassle of taking everything out of the pockets of my pants and transferring them to new jeans every morning -- it would be so much easier just to put on the ones from the day before. See?

When you are at these conventions ?things? accumulate in your pockets that you will come in need at some juncture: Advil, bindles of cocaine, Xanax, condoms, business cards, pot crumbs, money, cell phones, wallets, ect?all of witch you could need at any given time ? just you may lose out on just because you changed you pants!

Needless, to say I don?t think she believed me. She thought they were the only jeans I owned or something ? yes, she really had it in her head that I had one pair of jeans. So then she starts asking about my size. I tell her 34/34. She doesn?t believe that and there is some debate as to how ?fat? I really am. I drink a lot, but I?m far from being a Sleazydream or Virtumike (I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid)

After the show she sent me a link to some Lucky Brand jeans in my email and asks me to pick a pair?I thought to myself, ?Hahaha, very funny.? So, I jokingly picked one and wrote her back.

Last night, my doorbell rings and it is the UPS guy and guess what:

Ali really bought me new jeans?how funny is that? Thanks so much Ali ? you rule!

And just in case you ever doubted me?they fit:

Once again, thanks so much?maybe at the next show I will wear this pair every day! Oh yeah, I could use some new Hurley shirts as well?this red one is getting really worn out!

Thanks again ? you are too funny!

my highlight of the show for me was walking by the swimming pool and i look down and you were smashing watermelons on your bald head. there was watermelon meat all in the freakin pool floating everywhere. oh, and you had those aviator glasses on too, that was funny as shit.

chase · 08-17-2005, 12:34 PM

LOL, too cool. I like Lucky jeans because they say something about "Lucky You" when you unzip them, haha. Or at least the pair I got one of my exes did.

Allison · 08-17-2005, 12:34 PM

Glad they got there Jay! The whole TB crew will be waiting to see you wearing them at the next show. We purposely picked a lighter color from your normal, everday (and I mean that literally) jeans so we could tell them apart!

~Alli

RogerV · 08-17-2005, 12:36 PM

You metro

PS. still in the closet

HpicAnn · 08-17-2005, 12:40 PM

Do you have more pics?

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

my highlight of the show for me was walking by the swimming pool and i look down and you were smashing watermelons on your bald head. there was watermelon meat all in the freakin pool floating everywhere. oh, and you had those aviator glasses on too, that was funny as shit.

Hopefully, you missed my reparations bit...my crew brought me up to my room and put me out with a xanax after that debacle.

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

You metro

PS. still in the closet

Ahh, you know - I am in LA now...when I lived in the Dirty South -- bitches would be happy you just have a full set of teeth. If you've got to swim with these shallow LA bitches and all it takes it a pair of fancy jeans to impress them -- fuck it...I'm like a chameleon ? I adapt, I raise the odds ? and I?ve been serving the LA bitches hot bowls of dick-up soup ever since!

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allison

Glad they got there Jay! The whole TB crew will be waiting to see you wearing them at the next show. We purposely picked a lighter color from your normal, everday (and I mean that literally) jeans so we could tell them apart!

~Alli

Good - you will be seeing a lot of them....I guess with the lighter colors -- the stains will show up quicker...hahaha!

Poppy · 08-17-2005, 01:06 PM

That's awesome. However, I must say I hate guys like you, that can just jump in a pair of jeans. My ass, always has to go the tailor and get my shit taken up.

Allison · 08-17-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Ahh, you know - I am in LA now...when I lived in the Dirty South -- bitches would be happy you just have a full set of teeth. If you've got to swim with these shallow LA bitches and all it takes it a pair of fancy jeans to impress them -- fuck it...I'm like a chameleon ? I adapt, I raise the odds ? and I?ve been serving the LA bitches hot bowls of dick-up soup ever since!

They just needed a full set of teeth and a lift to the Waffle House right?

~Alli

RogerV · 08-17-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Ahh, you know - I am in LA now...when I lived in the Dirty South -- bitches would be happy you just have a full set of teeth. If you've got to swim with these shallow LA bitches and all it takes it a pair of fancy jeans to impress them -- fuck it...I'm like a chameleon ? I adapt, I raise the odds ? and I?ve been serving the LA bitches hot bowls of dick-up soup ever since!

special of the day dick-up soup.

I feel ya do what you gotta a do

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allison

They just needed a full set of teeth and a lift to the Waffle House right?

~Alli

Waffle House? I don't want to spoil these bitches! My idea of a romantic evening is taking a girl to a chicken fight and buying her a 40oz.

4My · 08-17-2005, 03:10 PM

next convention try to come evready with the same car

Allison · 08-17-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 4My

next convention try to come evready with the same car

Hahaha. That's funny.

XXXJay just opened a can of worms, we have people emailing & icqing pant sizes, soon we'll have to add it to the webmaster sign up section LOL.

~Alli

SomeCreep · 08-17-2005, 04:00 PM

I'll take a pair! Those bell bottoms look groovy

seeric · 08-17-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Hopefully, you missed my reparations bit...my crew brought me up to my room and put me out with a xanax after that debacle.

i forgot my camera that day

Spunky · 08-17-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Do you ever post anything but smilies?

tristan_D · 08-17-2005, 05:25 PM

cool pants. looks good on you.

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

cool pants. looks good on you.

Thanks - I am the new spokesmodel.

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

my highlight of the show for me was walking by the swimming pool and i look down and you were smashing watermelons on your bald head. there was watermelon meat all in the freakin pool floating everywhere. oh, and you had those aviator glasses on too, that was funny as shit.

Yes, I was in rare form that day...

seeric · 08-17-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yes, I was in rare form that day...

juicy looks starstruck

pornguy · 08-17-2005, 09:20 PM

Very faggish dude!

american pervert · 08-17-2005, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Hopefully, you missed my reparations bit...my crew brought me up to my room and put me out with a xanax after that debacle.

Jay got put on a time out!!!!

oh, and btw, CT REPRESENT!

tungsten · 08-17-2005, 10:21 PM

isnt it supposed to be the other way around, guys buy girls shit?

cjaccardi · 08-17-2005, 10:29 PM

wow thats kinda gay , and not just wearing Seven jeans

xclusive · 08-17-2005, 10:35 PM

TopBucks is an amazing company that's for sure

Sosa · 08-17-2005, 10:37 PM

lol that's awesome

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjaccardi

wow thats kinda gay , and not just wearing Seven jeans

It might be easy to call them gay when you can't afford them.

xxxjay · 08-17-2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tungsten

isnt it supposed to be the other way around, guys buy girls shit?

No, this is how true pimps reverse the game!

VeriSexy · 08-17-2005, 11:51 PM

WOW, that's what you call a good rep.

Allison · 08-18-2005, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yes, I was in rare form that day...

Hahaha, I think everyone needs some audio for your true form to be felt.

~Alli

Pete-KT · 08-18-2005, 07:30 AM

Haha thats funny Jay

sherie · 08-18-2005, 07:44 AM

Alli rocks!

Jay, hit me up when you have a moment...spanks!

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xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Topbucks Bought Me Some New Pants! Topbucks Bought Me Some New Pants! OK, this past Internext Porn Show in Florida was probably one of the most interesting shows ever. One of my best buds in this business is Ali from Topbucks ? we?re both originally from Connecticut?there?s something about being from that small freezing state that bonds people together -- no matter how different they may be. After being at the show for a few days, she noticed that I had been wearing the same pair jeans (Seven) every day. She asked me about it and I explained that I had 2 more totally clean pairs up in the room, just I didn?t like going through the hassle of taking everything out of the pockets of my pants and transferring them to new jeans every morning -- it would be so much easier just to put on the ones from the day before. See? When you are at these conventions ?things? accumulate in your pockets that you will come in need at some juncture: Advil, bindles of cocaine, Xanax, condoms, business cards, pot crumbs, money, cell phones, wallets, ect?all of witch you could need at any given time ? just you may lose out on just because you changed you pants! Needless, to say I don?t think she believed me. She thought they were the only jeans I owned or something ? yes, she really had it in her head that I had one pair of jeans. So then she starts asking about my size. I tell her 34/34. She doesn?t believe that and there is some debate as to how ?fat? I really am. I drink a lot, but I?m far from being a Sleazydream or Virtumike (I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid) After the show she sent me a link to some Lucky Brand jeans in my email and asks me to pick a pair?I thought to myself, ?Hahaha, very funny.? So, I jokingly picked one and wrote her back. Last night, my doorbell rings and it is the UPS guy and guess what: Ali really bought me new jeans?how funny is that? Thanks so much Ali ? you rule! And just in case you ever doubted me?they fit: Once again, thanks so much?maybe at the next show I will wear this pair every day! Oh yeah, I could use some new Hurley shirts as well?this red one is getting really worn out! Thanks again ? you are too funny! __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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