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JuiceMonkey · 08-14-2005, 04:48 AM

come on mack daddys..

Nice legs, when do they open?

You from alaska cause you're the only 10 I see! (yes it's a joke)

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

You'll Do

I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down.

gangbangjoe · 08-14-2005, 04:55 AM

your teeth are like stars

yellow and far appart

MontrealPimp · 08-14-2005, 04:56 AM

Well, this is a little more extreme then usual... But the line that always gets me a blowjob the first time alone with a girl, usually in the car is ....

"I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself."

I add some shit to it or remove something, but that is and has always been my way to get head from any girl I am alone with. It is a mental game really, they all seem to fall for it. Buy the time they are down there, well, you know what to do, I dont have to spell it out, shit... Start commenting on how beautiful her hair is and what she is wearing is so sexy and umm whatever other bullshit comes along, just keep on throwing out the comments and before long she will be done then you can bring her home.

Alky · 08-14-2005, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MontrealPimp

"I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself."

you say this to real women... or.. what?

gangbangjoe · 08-14-2005, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontrealPimp

Well, this is a little more extreme then usual... But the line that always gets me a blowjob the first time alone with a girl, usually in the car is ....

"I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself."

I add some shit to it or remove something, but that is and has always been my way to get head from any girl I am alone with. It is a mental game really, they all seem to fall for it. Buy the time they are down there, well, you know what to do, I dont have to spell it out, shit... Start commenting on how beautiful her hair is and what she is wearing is so sexy and umm whatever other bullshit comes along, just keep on throwing out the comments and before long she will be done then you can bring her home.

DaddyHalbucks · 08-14-2005, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontrealPimp

Well, this is a little more extreme then usual... But the line that always gets me a blowjob the first time alone with a girl, usually in the car is ....

"I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself."

I add some shit to it or remove something, but that is and has always been my way to get head from any girl I am alone with. It is a mental game really, they all seem to fall for it. Buy the time they are down there, well, you know what to do, I dont have to spell it out, shit... Start commenting on how beautiful her hair is and what she is wearing is so sexy and umm whatever other bullshit comes along, just keep on throwing out the comments and before long she will be done then you can bring her home.

Sounds like a lesson from a master. LOL.

DaddyHalbucks · 08-14-2005, 05:43 AM

"Your Daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky for your eyes."

Harmon · 08-14-2005, 05:45 AM

PATRIOTIC:
"I'm shipping out to Iraq in the morning. Want to come back to my place and help me grease my rifle?"

"God bless the flag, God bless America, and God bless the person who created that Wonder Bra you're wearing!"

"Do you like patriotic songs? Come out to my car with me and I'll sing you my favorite. It's called 'Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy.' "

BOASTING:
"Would you like to meet God? I can set it up. He's a good friend."

"You ever been to Stockholm? I'm looking for a date to come with me when I pick up my Nobel Prize for Passion."

"Can you recommend a good plastic surgeon specializing in manhood-reduction?"

TRICKERY:
"O.K., when I snap my fingers, you will awaken, fully refreshed, have no memory of being hypnotized, and will try to impress me with your being an insatiable nymphomaniac."

"Let's flip a coin. Heads -- you come home with me. Tails -- I never speak to you again, unless you demand an explanation for the two-headed coin."

"I'll be honest. I'm a frog and only a kiss from you can remove the curse and turn me into a prince. Let me just explain exactly where on me you need to kiss for it to be effective."

YUCK!:
"I've shaved my back hair to reveal the words 'I Love You'."

"Allow me to buy you a drink -- living at home with my parents allows me a monthly chunk of boozing income."

"Hey, babe, in case your biological clock is ticking, I'm ready, willing and able to do my part tonight."

Harmon · 08-14-2005, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

"Your Daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky for your eyes."

That's the gayest line I have ever heard in my entire life... fucking lame

escorpio · 08-14-2005, 05:55 AM

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

Realpascal · 08-14-2005, 05:58 AM

Your hair looks lovely... Wanna fuck ?

JuiceMonkey · 08-14-2005, 06:23 AM

does this napkin smell like chloroform?

MontrealPimp · 08-14-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Sounds like a lesson from a master. LOL.

hehe, no master, I just devised a plan that has never failed me and I want you guys to give it a shot, you will see, it does work, with ANY girl. I am up to at least 40 girls now that this worked on, from all different backgrounds, classy, snoby, slutty, teasing types, club chicks, girls from telephone party lines (chatlines) girls that come in for work and go out for a drive with me later on, you name it, so far I have not struck out on this little mindgame, it is a surefire way to get your load off in any situation.

TheGoldenChild · 08-14-2005, 02:07 PM

Mine is always
You know what babe? I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BED ROCK!!

hmmwv · 08-14-2005, 02:17 PM

are you single? (works great in combination with: are you a lesbian?)

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-14-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

that one might get you slapped upside the head

blazin · 08-14-2005, 03:32 PM

Never ever used pick up lines... it just seems so unnatural.

I just go with the flow.. there are times when I can be one smooth motha fucka.. other times I stumble on every word I speak.. Trick for me is not to try too hard.

Ramos · 08-14-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

come on mack daddys..
Nice legs, when do they open?
You from alaska cause you're the only 10 I see! (yes it's a joke)
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You'll Do
I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down.

If you want some material that actually works,
Here you go:

* Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see.

MontrealPimp · 08-14-2005, 06:37 PM

insane yep

taibo · 08-14-2005, 06:57 PM

"girl you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first."

guaranteed catch!

Hustlin Entertainment · 08-14-2005, 07:01 PM

Me: HI
Attractive Woman: Go Away

MontrealPimp · 08-14-2005, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

"girl you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first."

guaranteed catch!

LOL that is Awesome!

Spunky · 08-14-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

does this napkin smell like chloroform?

I like that one the best

qw12er · 08-14-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hustlin Entertainment

Me: HI
Attractive Woman: Go Away

Way to go Romeo !

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

Your hair looks lovely... Wanna fuck ?

I know you are into blonde girls.

Realpascal · 08-15-2005, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

I know you are into blonde girls.

I am indeed !

tristan_D · 08-15-2005, 04:53 PM

those are very funny ones. I don't remember using any pick up line, I don't think most work.

08-14-2005, 04:48 AM	#1
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	pick up lines.. come on mack daddys.. Nice legs, when do they open? You from alaska cause you're the only 10 I see! (yes it's a joke) Are you free tonight or will it cost me? You'll Do I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down. __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

08-14-2005, 04:55 AM	#2
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08-14-2005, 05:43 AM	#7
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08-14-2005, 05:45 AM	#8
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	PATRIOTIC: "I'm shipping out to Iraq in the morning. Want to come back to my place and help me grease my rifle?" "God bless the flag, God bless America, and God bless the person who created that Wonder Bra you're wearing!" "Do you like patriotic songs? Come out to my car with me and I'll sing you my favorite. It's called 'Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy.' " BOASTING: "Would you like to meet God? I can set it up. He's a good friend." "You ever been to Stockholm? I'm looking for a date to come with me when I pick up my Nobel Prize for Passion." "Can you recommend a good plastic surgeon specializing in manhood-reduction?" TRICKERY: "O.K., when I snap my fingers, you will awaken, fully refreshed, have no memory of being hypnotized, and will try to impress me with your being an insatiable nymphomaniac." "Let's flip a coin. Heads -- you come home with me. Tails -- I never speak to you again, unless you demand an explanation for the two-headed coin." "I'll be honest. I'm a frog and only a kiss from you can remove the curse and turn me into a prince. Let me just explain exactly where on me you need to kiss for it to be effective." YUCK!: "I've shaved my back hair to reveal the words 'I Love You'." "Allow me to buy you a drink -- living at home with my parents allows me a monthly chunk of boozing income." "Hey, babe, in case your biological clock is ticking, I'm ready, willing and able to do my part tonight." __________________ [email protected]

08-14-2005, 05:55 AM	#10
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08-14-2005, 04:56 AM	#3
MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	Well, this is a little more extreme then usual... But the line that always gets me a blowjob the first time alone with a girl, usually in the car is .... "I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself." I add some shit to it or remove something, but that is and has always been my way to get head from any girl I am alone with. It is a mental game really, they all seem to fall for it. Buy the time they are down there, well, you know what to do, I dont have to spell it out, shit... Start commenting on how beautiful her hair is and what she is wearing is so sexy and umm whatever other bullshit comes along, just keep on throwing out the comments and before long she will be done then you can bring her home.

08-14-2005, 05:58 AM	#11
Realpascal Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dutchie !!! Posts: 2,119	Your hair looks lovely... Wanna fuck ? __________________ OMGWTFBBQ

08-14-2005, 06:23 AM	#12
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	does this napkin smell like chloroform? __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

08-14-2005, 02:07 PM	#14
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Mine is always You know what babe? I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BED ROCK!! __________________

08-14-2005, 02:17 PM	#15
hmmwv Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 293	are you single? (works great in combination with: are you a lesbian?)

08-14-2005, 03:32 PM	#17
blazin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,781	Never ever used pick up lines... it just seems so unnatural. I just go with the flow.. there are times when I can be one smooth motha fucka.. other times I stumble on every word I speak.. Trick for me is not to try too hard.

08-14-2005, 06:37 PM	#19
MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	insane yep

08-14-2005, 06:57 PM	#20
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	"girl you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first." guaranteed catch!

08-14-2005, 07:01 PM	#21
Hustlin Entertainment So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nassau,Bahamas Posts: 2,326	Me: HI Attractive Woman: Go Away

08-15-2005, 04:53 PM	#27
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	those are very funny ones. I don't remember using any pick up line, I don't think most work. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.