pick up lines..
 

come on mack daddys..


Nice legs, when do they open?

You from alaska cause you're the only 10 I see! (yes it's a joke)

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

You'll Do

I bet you 20 bucks you're gonna turn me down.

your teeth are like stars


yellow and far appart

Well, this is a little more extreme then usual... But the line that always gets me a blowjob the first time alone with a girl, usually in the car is ....

"I have one thing that I want you to do, just go down there and give it one lick on the tip, thats all, dont do aything else, please promise me you won't do anything more then one quick lick, cause I want to go home right after dropping you off and fantasize about what else you will do to me once we know eachother a little longer, I really like you and I don't want to move too fast, so just do this little favor for me so I can control myself."

I add some shit to it or remove something, but that is and has always been my way to get head from any girl I am alone with. It is a mental game really, they all seem to fall for it. Buy the time they are down there, well, you know what to do, I dont have to spell it out, shit... Start commenting on how beautiful her hair is and what she is wearing is so sexy and umm whatever other bullshit comes along, just keep on throwing out the comments and before long she will be done then you can bring her home.

you say this to real women... or.. what?

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Sounds like a lesson from a master. LOL.

"Your Daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky for your eyes."

PATRIOTIC:
"I'm shipping out to Iraq in the morning. Want to come back to my place and help me grease my rifle?"

"God bless the flag, God bless America, and God bless the person who created that Wonder Bra you're wearing!"

"Do you like patriotic songs? Come out to my car with me and I'll sing you my favorite. It's called 'Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy.' "

BOASTING:
"Would you like to meet God? I can set it up. He's a good friend."

"You ever been to Stockholm? I'm looking for a date to come with me when I pick up my Nobel Prize for Passion."

"Can you recommend a good plastic surgeon specializing in manhood-reduction?"

TRICKERY:
"O.K., when I snap my fingers, you will awaken, fully refreshed, have no memory of being hypnotized, and will try to impress me with your being an insatiable nymphomaniac."

"Let's flip a coin. Heads -- you come home with me. Tails -- I never speak to you again, unless you demand an explanation for the two-headed coin."

"I'll be honest. I'm a frog and only a kiss from you can remove the curse and turn me into a prince. Let me just explain exactly where on me you need to kiss for it to be effective."

YUCK!:
"I've shaved my back hair to reveal the words 'I Love You'."

"Allow me to buy you a drink -- living at home with my parents allows me a monthly chunk of boozing income."

"Hey, babe, in case your biological clock is ticking, I'm ready, willing and able to do my part tonight."

That's the gayest line I have ever heard in my entire life... fucking lame :conehead

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

Your hair looks lovely... Wanna fuck ?

does this napkin smell like chloroform?

hehe, no master, I just devised a plan that has never failed me and I want you guys to give it a shot, you will see, it does work, with ANY girl. I am up to at least 40 girls now that this worked on, from all different backgrounds, classy, snoby, slutty, teasing types, club chicks, girls from telephone party lines (chatlines) girls that come in for work and go out for a drive with me later on, you name it, so far I have not struck out on this little mindgame, it is a surefire way to get your load off in any situation.

Mine is always
You know what babe? I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BED ROCK!!

are you single? (works great in combination with: are you a lesbian?)

that one might get you slapped upside the head

Never ever used pick up lines... it just seems so unnatural.

I just go with the flow.. there are times when I can be one smooth motha fucka.. other times I stumble on every word I speak.. Trick for me is not to try too hard.

If you want some material that actually works,
Here you go:

* Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see. :winkwink:

insane yep

"girl you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first."

guaranteed catch!

Me: HI
Attractive Woman: Go Away

LOL that is Awesome!

:1orglaugh I like that one the best

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Way to go Romeo !

I know you are into blonde girls. :winkwink:

I am indeed !

those are very funny ones. I don't remember using any pick up line, I don't think most work.