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PATRIOTIC:
"I'm shipping out to Iraq in the morning. Want to come back to my place and help me grease my rifle?"
"God bless the flag, God bless America, and God bless the person who created that Wonder Bra you're wearing!"
"Do you like patriotic songs? Come out to my car with me and I'll sing you my favorite. It's called 'Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy.' "
BOASTING:
"Would you like to meet God? I can set it up. He's a good friend."
"You ever been to Stockholm? I'm looking for a date to come with me when I pick up my Nobel Prize for Passion."
"Can you recommend a good plastic surgeon specializing in manhood-reduction?"
TRICKERY:
"O.K., when I snap my fingers, you will awaken, fully refreshed, have no memory of being hypnotized, and will try to impress me with your being an insatiable nymphomaniac."
"Let's flip a coin. Heads -- you come home with me. Tails -- I never speak to you again, unless you demand an explanation for the two-headed coin."
"I'll be honest. I'm a frog and only a kiss from you can remove the curse and turn me into a prince. Let me just explain exactly where on me you need to kiss for it to be effective."
YUCK!:
"I've shaved my back hair to reveal the words 'I Love You'."
"Allow me to buy you a drink -- living at home with my parents allows me a monthly chunk of boozing income."
"Hey, babe, in case your biological clock is ticking, I'm ready, willing and able to do my part tonight."
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