Best weapon in a street fight? - GoFuckYourself.com

jollyperv · 08-02-2005, 01:28 AM

I'll go with good old fashioned brass knuckles. Virtually impossible to drop / become disarmed, easily concealed. If someone pulls a knife, you could literally hit the knife with your fist and the person may even drop it. Easily disguised as a belt buckle (that's how I got mine). No damage/fatigue to your hand. A hit to a person's face is pretty much an automatic broken nose. I'm talking muggings, here, I had a close call last weekend in Brooklyn, and since I flew up I had nothing on me. Luckily, there were enough people around so the dudes thought twice. I don't feel safe anymore without some kind of a weapon on me.

emthree · 08-02-2005, 01:31 AM

Been meaning to buy a bat and hunting knife to carry in my trunk.
IMO There's really not much you can do to stop a determined criminal.

jollyperv · 08-02-2005, 01:34 AM

Yeah, and if they have a gun you're pretty much shit out of luck. Someone pulls a gun on me, I'd zigzag run away like a little pussy. Your ego will heal alot faster than a bullet wound.

reed_4 · 08-02-2005, 01:46 AM

If they carry a gun, bring a grenade. that'll scare them all.

sonofsam · 08-02-2005, 01:47 AM

Bearmace

JuiceMonkey · 08-02-2005, 03:27 AM

a rape whistle

Stamen · 08-02-2005, 04:02 AM

One of the most convenient weapons thats usually totally overlooked is a car antenna. If you are anywhere near a vehicle and get attacked, rip off the antenna and start whipping the shit out of them.

It may not be the best weapon, but if you got nothing else handy...

gecko · 08-02-2005, 04:04 AM

A teaser... effective and you don't kill or seriously hurt the guy. That might bite you in the ass if you know what I mean ;)

DutchTeenCash · 08-02-2005, 04:04 AM

not very legal but... a katar is nice

Vlad · 08-02-2005, 04:35 AM

f117A is the best choise !

Theo · 08-02-2005, 04:36 AM

apache 64

hova · 08-02-2005, 04:45 AM

paintball gun

reed_4 · 08-02-2005, 04:50 AM

a samurai.

The Duck · 08-02-2005, 04:51 AM

Piece of string

Digibucks · 08-02-2005, 04:53 AM

i might use a brass knuckles too while holding a baT!

Violetta · 08-02-2005, 04:58 AM

a huge dildo!! (been playing too much GTA san andreas!)

PixeLs · 08-02-2005, 04:59 AM

Didn't I tell you I am expert on all these stuff? lol

SinisterStudios · 08-02-2005, 05:02 AM

I like a ordinary stick, there is always some thing like that around

Nicky · 08-02-2005, 05:10 AM

a baseball bat

psili · 08-02-2005, 05:34 AM

My brain.

30 years and still never been in trouble / a fight.

emthree · 08-02-2005, 05:44 AM

I've been meaning to buy a taser too.
Links?

Satisfaction · 08-02-2005, 05:49 AM

your brain then your fists

wedouglas · 08-02-2005, 05:52 AM

id bring a gun. who care if its a street fight?

georgeyw · 08-02-2005, 05:57 AM

by far the best weapon to have in a fight is intelligence. Only a complete drongo ever wants to fight. So either talk your way out of it or run. Both very intelligent things to do.

Fighting proves nothing apart from a complete lack of intelligence.

VicD · 08-02-2005, 07:01 AM

i think a magnum will do the job

x3guide · 08-02-2005, 07:10 AM

A crazy look in your eyes. Does the trick every time.

Just being PREPARED to kick the shit out of someone is enough for them to back off 99% of the time.

That said, I do agree with the people who say "use your brain", but still think there are times when you need to stand up for yourself.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 08-02-2005, 07:13 AM

Collect as much belly lint as possible; roll-it into a ball; acquire kandah's piece of string and makes myself a mace.
All will succumb to the fury furry of fluff!
The best weapon in any fight is the mind.

BuggyG · 08-02-2005, 07:32 AM

hmmm... gotta look where I put my brass knuckles.. can't find them
but do carry a cop flashlight in the car
one of them long flashilights
can't say anything.. it's a flashlight officer... in case I get stuck somewhere at night cause of car problems
that's why!!
and easier to explain then a baseball bat in middle of winter

infecto · 08-02-2005, 07:35 AM

Tasers are great. I mean cmon they are so small todays you can just whip it out and shock them till they drop then kick em in the head a couple times and leave.

Rinaldo · 08-02-2005, 07:40 AM

If someone pulls a knife out on you in fl you can legally shoot them dead.
So that's waht I would do.

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 07:42 AM

A can of pepper spray & a knife or taser.

Heres why.....

The pepper spray renders them blind instantly, or atleast severly hinders their sight...leaving you free to use your knife/taser however you wish.

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rinaldo

If someone pulls a knife out on you in fl you can legally shoot them dead.
So that's waht I would do.

This is true, however if someone pulls out a can of pepper spray/mace, its not considered a deadly weapon.....therefor shooting them would get you 10 years for atleast 1st degree manslaughter.

People think pepper sprays for chicks...but it comes in REAL handy.

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG

hmmm... gotta look where I put my brass knuckles.. can't find them
but do carry a cop flashlight in the car
one of them long flashilights
can't say anything.. it's a flashlight officer... in case I get stuck somewhere at night cause of car problems
that's why!!
and easier to explain then a baseball bat in middle of winter

I got pulled with a aluminum softball bat, i just explained it away as company softball.

Heres the deal though, if someone wants to kick your ass...& they have no weapon....& you're not a woman....you pretty much HAVE to defend yourself with your hands...otherwise you're going to be in a legal grey area, especially with a bat.

So either carry a gun (just drawing it will stop someone), pepper spray (perfectly effective & non lethal), or carry nothing at all.

Plus you can take mace/pepper into a bar, resteraunt etc., where as a gun canno't be taken into an establishment that serves liquir. Or a church, or a bank etc.

PenisFace · 08-02-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Piece of string

Yeah, okay McGuyver

MacDaddyPlaya · 08-02-2005, 07:49 AM

A trident...like Brick used!

born · 08-02-2005, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

Someone pulls a gun on me, I'd zigzag run away like a little pussy. Your ego will heal alot faster than a bullet wound.

Well said!!!

b-

Digipimp · 08-02-2005, 07:51 AM

your brain, too bad most people don't have one and you can't really buy them

PenisFace · 08-02-2005, 07:51 AM

The best defence in a streetfight: (sorry for the tiny pic, its the only one I could find)

HarrytheNazi · 08-02-2005, 07:52 AM

a pet Ligra.

Antonio · 08-02-2005, 08:14 AM

da best weapon eva ^^^

vvq · 08-02-2005, 08:39 AM

ninja stars

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-02-2005, 08:46 AM

you have never been in a street fight.
they bring guns to them things.

brass knuckles?
WTF?
where do you think you are?
the movie called "West Side Story?"
haven't heard brass knuckles mentioned in years!
LOL!

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2005, 08:55 AM

Get a permit to carry a gun. If don't wanna kill anybody aim for the legs.

BrandXAds · 08-02-2005, 08:58 AM

Tazer Pistol like the cops use

Very Effective

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

you have never been in a street fight.
they bring guns to them things.

brass knuckles?
WTF?
where do you think you are?
the movie called "West Side Story?"
haven't heard brass knuckles mentioned in years!
LOL!

Just got a mental image of the thugs doing ballet moves with brass knuckles lol.

Giorgio_Xo · 08-02-2005, 09:27 AM

Pump shotgun.

adamthick · 08-02-2005, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x3guide

I do agree with the people who say "use your brain", but still think there are times when you need to stand up for yourself.

Word to that. As far as weapon choices I think stunguns are your best bet. 1) when you light it up they are often very intimidating,

enough to send someone running
2) they are non-lethal, no worries
3) if you get one with serious juice your droppin whoever

...a few people seem to be confused between the difference of a stungun and a taser. Basically, the stunguns are hand-held, you have to touch the tips to a body to get the effect. The taser is a wand or pistol that shoots 2 little darts with monofilament wire trailing behind that delivers the volts.
I got a 500,000 volt 'extreme' stick that crackles so loud, an the blue fire practically lights up a room....nobody in their right mind is gonna push an issue if your grippin that.

Another cool ass weapon are pepperballs! http://www.pepperball.com/
Takin out suckers with no worries once again!

Nazgrel · 08-02-2005, 09:40 AM

A large Sami-Knife!

Should scare them of as long as they dont have a gun.
It also works as a decapitation device

vink · 08-02-2005, 10:39 AM

Depends on what street.
Ventra Blvd = Pepper spray
Crenshaw Blvd = Cobray street sweeper

lchaim · 08-02-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

... I had a close call last weekend in Brooklyn, and since I flew up I had nothing on me. Luckily, there were enough people around so the dudes thought twice. I don't feel safe anymore without some kind of a weapon on me.

Well that's reason enough not to hang out in cities like that. The only place I'd consider visiting for any duration of time would be upstate NY, Manhatten or Long Island. The rest of the place is a ghetto from what I gather.

:/

08-02-2005, 01:28 AM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Best weapon in a street fight? I'll go with good old fashioned brass knuckles. Virtually impossible to drop / become disarmed, easily concealed. If someone pulls a knife, you could literally hit the knife with your fist and the person may even drop it. Easily disguised as a belt buckle (that's how I got mine). No damage/fatigue to your hand. A hit to a person's face is pretty much an automatic broken nose. I'm talking muggings, here, I had a close call last weekend in Brooklyn, and since I flew up I had nothing on me. Luckily, there were enough people around so the dudes thought twice. I don't feel safe anymore without some kind of a weapon on me. Last edited by jollyperv; 08-02-2005 at 01:30 AM..

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jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Yeah, and if they have a gun you're pretty much shit out of luck. Someone pulls a gun on me, I'd zigzag run away like a little pussy. Your ego will heal alot faster than a bullet wound.

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Stamen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 698	One of the most convenient weapons thats usually totally overlooked is a car antenna. If you are anywhere near a vehicle and get attacked, rip off the antenna and start whipping the shit out of them. It may not be the best weapon, but if you got nothing else handy... __________________ Show me the pistil porn!

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georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	by far the best weapon to have in a fight is intelligence. Only a complete drongo ever wants to fight. So either talk your way out of it or run. Both very intelligent things to do. Fighting proves nothing apart from a complete lack of intelligence. __________________ TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	i think a magnum will do the job

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x3guide Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: lake titicaca Posts: 735	A crazy look in your eyes. Does the trick every time. Just being PREPARED to kick the shit out of someone is enough for them to back off 99% of the time. That said, I do agree with the people who say "use your brain", but still think there are times when you need to stand up for yourself. __________________ Shomer fuckin shabbas

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Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	Collect as much belly lint as possible; roll-it into a ball; acquire kandah's piece of string and makes myself a mace. All will succumb to the fury furry of fluff! The best weapon in any fight is the mind.

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BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	hmmm... gotta look where I put my brass knuckles.. can't find them but do carry a cop flashlight in the car one of them long flashilights can't say anything.. it's a flashlight officer... in case I get stuck somewhere at night cause of car problems that's why!! and easier to explain then a baseball bat in middle of winter

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infecto Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,697	Tasers are great. I mean cmon they are so small todays you can just whip it out and shock them till they drop then kick em in the head a couple times and leave.

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Rinaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 5,086	If someone pulls a knife out on you in fl you can legally shoot them dead. So that's waht I would do.

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