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jollyperv 08-02-2005 01:28 AM

Best weapon in a street fight?
 
I'll go with good old fashioned brass knuckles. Virtually impossible to drop / become disarmed, easily concealed. If someone pulls a knife, you could literally hit the knife with your fist and the person may even drop it. Easily disguised as a belt buckle (that's how I got mine). No damage/fatigue to your hand. A hit to a person's face is pretty much an automatic broken nose. I'm talking muggings, here, I had a close call last weekend in Brooklyn, and since I flew up I had nothing on me. Luckily, there were enough people around so the dudes thought twice. I don't feel safe anymore without some kind of a weapon on me.

emthree 08-02-2005 01:31 AM

Been meaning to buy a bat and hunting knife to carry in my trunk.
IMO There's really not much you can do to stop a determined criminal.

jollyperv 08-02-2005 01:34 AM

Yeah, and if they have a gun you're pretty much shit out of luck. Someone pulls a gun on me, I'd zigzag run away like a little pussy. Your ego will heal alot faster than a bullet wound.

reed_4 08-02-2005 01:46 AM

If they carry a gun, bring a grenade. that'll scare them all.

sonofsam 08-02-2005 01:47 AM

Bearmace

JuiceMonkey 08-02-2005 03:27 AM

a rape whistle

Stamen 08-02-2005 04:02 AM

One of the most convenient weapons thats usually totally overlooked is a car antenna. If you are anywhere near a vehicle and get attacked, rip off the antenna and start whipping the shit out of them.

It may not be the best weapon, but if you got nothing else handy...

gecko 08-02-2005 04:04 AM

A teaser... effective and you don't kill or seriously hurt the guy. That might bite you in the ass if you know what I mean ;)

DutchTeenCash 08-02-2005 04:04 AM

not very legal but... a katar is nice

Vlad 08-02-2005 04:35 AM

f117A is the best choise !

Theo 08-02-2005 04:36 AM

apache 64

hova 08-02-2005 04:45 AM

paintball gun

reed_4 08-02-2005 04:50 AM

a samurai.

The Duck 08-02-2005 04:51 AM

Piece of string

Digibucks 08-02-2005 04:53 AM

i might use a brass knuckles too while holding a baT!

Violetta 08-02-2005 04:58 AM

a huge dildo!! (been playing too much GTA san andreas!)

PixeLs 08-02-2005 04:59 AM

Didn't I tell you I am expert on all these stuff? lol

SinisterStudios 08-02-2005 05:02 AM

I like a ordinary stick, there is always some thing like that around

Nicky 08-02-2005 05:10 AM

a baseball bat

psili 08-02-2005 05:34 AM

My brain.

30 years and still never been in trouble / a fight.

:)

emthree 08-02-2005 05:44 AM

I've been meaning to buy a taser too.
Links?

Satisfaction 08-02-2005 05:49 AM

your brain then your fists

wedouglas 08-02-2005 05:52 AM

id bring a gun. who care if its a street fight?

georgeyw 08-02-2005 05:57 AM

by far the best weapon to have in a fight is intelligence. Only a complete drongo ever wants to fight. So either talk your way out of it or run. Both very intelligent things to do.

Fighting proves nothing apart from a complete lack of intelligence.

VicD 08-02-2005 07:01 AM

i think a magnum will do the job

x3guide 08-02-2005 07:10 AM

A crazy look in your eyes. Does the trick every time.

Just being PREPARED to kick the shit out of someone is enough for them to back off 99% of the time.

That said, I do agree with the people who say "use your brain", but still think there are times when you need to stand up for yourself.

Paco, of Large Cash. 08-02-2005 07:13 AM

Collect as much belly lint as possible; roll-it into a ball; acquire kandah's piece of string and makes myself a mace.
All will succumb to the fury furry of fluff!
The best weapon in any fight is the mind.

BuggyG 08-02-2005 07:32 AM

hmmm... gotta look where I put my brass knuckles.. can't find them
but do carry a cop flashlight in the car
one of them long flashilights
can't say anything.. it's a flashlight officer... in case I get stuck somewhere at night cause of car problems
that's why!!
and easier to explain then a baseball bat in middle of winter :thumbsup

infecto 08-02-2005 07:35 AM

Tasers are great. I mean cmon they are so small todays you can just whip it out and shock them till they drop then kick em in the head a couple times and leave.

Rinaldo 08-02-2005 07:40 AM

If someone pulls a knife out on you in fl you can legally shoot them dead.
So that's waht I would do.

pr0 08-02-2005 07:42 AM

A can of pepper spray & a knife or taser.

Heres why.....

The pepper spray renders them blind instantly, or atleast severly hinders their sight...leaving you free to use your knife/taser however you wish.

pr0 08-02-2005 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rinaldo
If someone pulls a knife out on you in fl you can legally shoot them dead.
So that's waht I would do.

This is true, however if someone pulls out a can of pepper spray/mace, its not considered a deadly weapon.....therefor shooting them would get you 10 years for atleast 1st degree manslaughter.

People think pepper sprays for chicks...but it comes in REAL handy.

pr0 08-02-2005 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG
hmmm... gotta look where I put my brass knuckles.. can't find them
but do carry a cop flashlight in the car
one of them long flashilights
can't say anything.. it's a flashlight officer... in case I get stuck somewhere at night cause of car problems
that's why!!
and easier to explain then a baseball bat in middle of winter :thumbsup

I got pulled with a aluminum softball bat, i just explained it away as company softball.

Heres the deal though, if someone wants to kick your ass...& they have no weapon....& you're not a woman....you pretty much HAVE to defend yourself with your hands...otherwise you're going to be in a legal grey area, especially with a bat.

So either carry a gun (just drawing it will stop someone), pepper spray (perfectly effective & non lethal), or carry nothing at all.

Plus you can take mace/pepper into a bar, resteraunt etc., where as a gun canno't be taken into an establishment that serves liquir. Or a church, or a bank etc.

PenisFace 08-02-2005 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
Piece of string

Yeah, okay McGuyver :winkwink:

MacDaddyPlaya 08-02-2005 07:49 AM

A trident...like Brick used!

born 08-02-2005 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
Someone pulls a gun on me, I'd zigzag run away like a little pussy. Your ego will heal alot faster than a bullet wound.


Well said!!!

b-

Digipimp 08-02-2005 07:51 AM

your brain, too bad most people don't have one and you can't really buy them

PenisFace 08-02-2005 07:51 AM

The best defence in a streetfight: (sorry for the tiny pic, its the only one I could find)

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4637/coll3yn.gif

HarrytheNazi 08-02-2005 07:52 AM

a pet Ligra.

Antonio 08-02-2005 08:14 AM

http://shop.cer.net/images/products/cloth_big_438.jpg

da best weapon eva ^^^

vvq 08-02-2005 08:39 AM

ninja stars

CheneyRumsfeld 08-02-2005 08:46 AM

you have never been in a street fight.
they bring guns to them things.


brass knuckles?
WTF?
where do you think you are?
the movie called "West Side Story?"
haven't heard brass knuckles mentioned in years!
LOL!

zzgundamnzz 08-02-2005 08:55 AM

Get a permit to carry a gun. If don't wanna kill anybody aim for the legs.

BrandXAds 08-02-2005 08:58 AM

Tazer Pistol like the cops use :)

Very Effective

zzgundamnzz 08-02-2005 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld
you have never been in a street fight.
they bring guns to them things.


brass knuckles?
WTF?
where do you think you are?
the movie called "West Side Story?"
haven't heard brass knuckles mentioned in years!
LOL!

Just got a mental image of the thugs doing ballet moves with brass knuckles lol.

Giorgio_Xo 08-02-2005 09:27 AM

Pump shotgun.

adamthick 08-02-2005 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x3guide
I do agree with the people who say "use your brain", but still think there are times when you need to stand up for yourself.

Word to that. As far as weapon choices I think stunguns are your best bet. 1) when you light it up they are often very intimidating, :warning enough to send someone running
2) they are non-lethal, no worries
3) if you get one with serious juice your droppin whoever

...a few people seem to be confused between the difference of a stungun and a taser. Basically, the stunguns are hand-held, you have to touch the tips to a body to get the effect. The taser is a wand or pistol that shoots 2 little darts with monofilament wire trailing behind that delivers the volts.
I got a 500,000 volt 'extreme' stick that crackles so loud, an the blue fire practically lights up a room....nobody in their right mind is gonna push an issue if your grippin that.

Another cool ass weapon are pepperballs! http://www.pepperball.com/
Takin out suckers with no worries once again! :thumbsup

Nazgrel 08-02-2005 09:40 AM

A large Sami-Knife!

http://www.jaktogvillmark.no/lappland.jpg

Should scare them of as long as they dont have a gun.
It also works as a decapitation device :pimp

vink 08-02-2005 10:39 AM

Depends on what street.
Ventra Blvd = Pepper spray
Crenshaw Blvd = Cobray street sweeper

lchaim 08-02-2005 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
... I had a close call last weekend in Brooklyn, and since I flew up I had nothing on me. Luckily, there were enough people around so the dudes thought twice. I don't feel safe anymore without some kind of a weapon on me.

Well that's reason enough not to hang out in cities like that. The only place I'd consider visiting for any duration of time would be upstate NY, Manhatten or Long Island. The rest of the place is a ghetto from what I gather.

:/


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