Jesus created his personal homepage! - GoFuckYourself.com

Theo · 02-02-2002, 09:21 AM

http://www.jesus.com/
jesus seeks loving woman

Mango · 02-02-2002, 09:28 AM

Kewl ! they found an original color pic of him

Trax · 02-02-2002, 09:28 AM

for whatever reason i dont like to make fun of this and i also dont think that this is funny

Theo · 02-02-2002, 09:44 AM

Useful email addresses:

[email protected] - general correspondence
[email protected] - requests for dates with Jesus
[email protected] - bathing inquiries
[email protected] - complaints, threats, and hate mail
[email protected] - self-righteous comments advocating submission to the giant invisible monkey in the sky
I am also automaticjesus on AIM

jesus doesnt have icq

i didnt say it's funny. He looks like jesus though

Lev · 02-02-2002, 09:53 AM

That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.

UnseenWorld · 02-02-2002, 10:15 AM

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Check it out and tell your young daughter about it.

Trax · 02-02-2002, 11:51 AM

this is just sick

UnseenWorld · 02-02-2002, 12:02 PM

Name one Christian religion that approves of porn. I think if you think you're a Christian AND a pornster, you are fooling yourself. So, what about all these disapproving comments?

Trax · 02-02-2002, 12:04 PM

lol
no
im not going to start a discussion on that one....

Exxxotica · 02-02-2002, 12:07 PM

Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish.

Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?

Amputate Your Head · 02-02-2002, 12:48 PM

sweet....

Fletch XXX · 02-02-2002, 01:09 PM

Another point for the darkside.

\m/

Pornwolf · 02-02-2002, 01:43 PM

Hilarious!

Who knows if he's joking or crazy but he is funny!

Alvaro2 · 02-02-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish.

Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?

and you are a bitch who thinks that getting 5 dicks at a time is a example.

=^..^= · 02-02-2002, 03:20 PM

That's awesome shit!

I might not be a germani-norse girl but I reckon I'll sign up for a Jesus Date.

Hell - his best Female friend Mary Magdalene (the first person he appeared to after his resurrection ) was a prostitiute so I guess a humble porn star such as myself might just be in with a chance!

<------ Also Jesus Does that Really cool scene where he whips all the merchants out of the temple - I LOVE a man who's handy with a good whip

Foot Fetish? I dunno - but if he's into shoes then he's the man for me!

Then there's the whole turning water into wine....
..enough said

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Za Ha · 02-02-2002, 04:36 PM

I gotta get one of these

Exxxotica · 02-02-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alvaro2

and you are a bitch who thinks that getting 5 dicks at a time is a example.

Ok smart guy, give me a Biblical reference that says different?

With a name like Alvaro, and being from S. America, I'd bet you are Catholic. guess that excusess you... Catholics never read the Bible anyways.

Blind Faith is Bliss

sarcasticbastard · 02-02-2002, 05:31 PM

on behalf of his holy ass reverand sleepy of
http://www.bedsidebaptist.com/
we whole heartedly approve

ltrz
i am not martin

bhutocracy · 02-02-2002, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev
That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.

LOL haha.. shouldn't you be out submitting some more goat-porn tgp's?

Slick · 02-02-2002, 10:33 PM

I wonder if the webmaster of Jesus.com will be going to hell ?? ha ha ha.

WOW, can you imagine the hatemail that guy must get. I can see it now. Kids in Sunday school logging on to learn more about jesus, while one child goes with his instinct, and types in jesus.com, ha ha ha.

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	That's awesome shit! I might not be a germani-norse girl but I reckon I'll sign up for a Jesus Date. Hell - his best Female friend Mary Magdalene (the first person he appeared to after his resurrection ) was a prostitiute so I guess a humble porn star such as myself might just be in with a chance! <------ Also Jesus Does that Really cool scene where he whips all the merchants out of the temple - I LOVE a man who's handy with a good whip Foot Fetish? I dunno - but if he's into shoes then he's the man for me! Then there's the whole turning water into wine.... ..enough said <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a> <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com"><img src="http://www.sexcontents.com/dd.gif"></a> __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	for whatever reason i dont like to make fun of this and i also dont think that this is funny

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Useful email addresses: [email protected] - general correspondence [email protected] - requests for dates with Jesus [email protected] - bathing inquiries [email protected] - complaints, threats, and hate mail [email protected] - self-righteous comments advocating submission to the giant invisible monkey in the sky I am also automaticjesus on AIM jesus doesnt have icq i didnt say it's funny. He looks like jesus though

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	this is just sick

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	lol no im not going to start a discussion on that one....

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish. Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I wonder if the webmaster of Jesus.com will be going to hell ?? ha ha ha. WOW, can you imagine the hatemail that guy must get. I can see it now. Kids in Sunday school logging on to learn more about jesus, while one child goes with his instinct, and types in jesus.com, ha ha ha.