Jesus created his personal homepage!
http://www.jesus.com/
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Kewl ! they found an original color pic of him
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for whatever reason i dont like to make fun of this and i also dont think that this is funnyComment
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Useful email addresses:
[email protected] - general correspondence
[email protected] - requests for dates with Jesus
[email protected] - bathing inquiries
[email protected] - complaints, threats, and hate mail
[email protected] - self-righteous comments advocating submission to the giant invisible monkey in the sky
I am also automaticjesus on AIM
jesus doesnt have icq
i didnt say it's funny. He looks like jesus thoughComment
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That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.Comment
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this is just sickComment
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Name one Christian religion that approves of porn. I think if you think you're a Christian AND a pornster, you are fooling yourself. So, what about all these disapproving comments?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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lol
no
im not going to start a discussion on that one....Comment
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Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish.
Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?
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sweet....
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Another point for the darkside.
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Hilarious!
Who knows if he's joking or crazy but he is funny!I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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and you are a bitch who thinks that getting 5 dicks at a time is a example.Originally posted by Exxxotica
Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish.
Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?Comment
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That's awesome shit!
I might not be a germani-norse girl but I reckon I'll sign up for a Jesus Date.
Hell - his best Female friend Mary Magdalene (the first person he appeared to after his resurrection ) was a prostitiute so I guess a humble porn star such as myself might just be in with a chance!
<------ Also Jesus Does that Really cool scene where he whips all the merchants out of the temple - I LOVE a man who's handy with a good whip
Foot Fetish? I dunno - but if he's into shoes then he's the man for me!
Then there's the whole turning water into wine....
..enough said
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Originally posted by Alvaro2
and you are a bitch who thinks that getting 5 dicks at a time is a example.
Ok smart guy, give me a Biblical reference that says different?
With a name like Alvaro, and being from S. America, I'd bet you are Catholic. guess that excusess you... Catholics never read the Bible anyways.
Blind Faith is Bliss
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on behalf of his holy ass reverand sleepy of
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we whole heartedly approve
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i am not martinComment
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LOL haha.. shouldn't you be out submitting some more goat-porn tgp's?Originally posted by Lev
That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.Comment
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I wonder if the webmaster of Jesus.com will be going to hell ?? ha ha ha.
WOW, can you imagine the hatemail that guy must get. I can see it now. Kids in Sunday school logging on to learn more about jesus, while one child goes with his instinct, and types in jesus.com, ha ha ha.Comment
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