Jesus created his personal homepage!
 

http://www.jesus.com/
jesus seeks loving woman

Kewl ! they found an original color pic of him :thumbsup

for whatever reason i dont like to make fun of this and i also dont think that this is funny

Useful email addresses:


[email protected] - general correspondence
[email protected] - requests for dates with Jesus
[email protected] - bathing inquiries
[email protected] - complaints, threats, and hate mail
[email protected] - self-righteous comments advocating submission to the giant invisible monkey in the sky
I am also automaticjesus on AIM

jesus doesnt have icq

i didnt say it's funny. He looks like jesus though

That is awfull, man people will do anything just to make money.

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Check it out and tell your young daughter about it.:thumbsup

this is just sick

Name one Christian religion that approves of porn. I think if you think you're a Christian AND a pornster, you are fooling yourself. So, what about all these disapproving comments?

lol
no
im not going to start a discussion on that one....

Jesus was a homosexual with a foot fetish.

Why else would he spend his life living with 12 single men, washing each others feet?

sweet.... :smokin

Another point for the darkside.

\m/

Hilarious! :1orglaugh

Who knows if he's joking or crazy but he is funny!

and you are a bitch who thinks that getting 5 dicks at a time is a example.

That's awesome shit!

I might not be a germani-norse girl but I reckon I'll sign up for a Jesus Date.

Hell - his best Female friend Mary Magdalene (the first person he appeared to after his resurrection ) was a prostitiute so I guess a humble porn star such as myself might just be in with a chance!

:zzwhip <------ Also Jesus Does that Really cool scene where he whips all the merchants out of the temple - I LOVE a man who's handy with a good whip

Foot Fetish? I dunno - but if he's into shoes then he's the man for me!

Then there's the whole turning water into wine....
..enough said :Graucho


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I gotta get one of these

Ok smart guy, give me a Biblical reference that says different?

With a name like Alvaro, and being from S. America, I'd bet you are Catholic. guess that excusess you... Catholics never read the Bible anyways.

Blind Faith is Bliss

on behalf of his holy ass reverand sleepy of
http://www.bedsidebaptist.com/
we whole heartedly approve:thumbsup

ltrz
i am not martin

LOL haha.. shouldn't you be out submitting some more goat-porn tgp's?

I wonder if the webmaster of Jesus.com will be going to hell ?? ha ha ha.

WOW, can you imagine the hatemail that guy must get. I can see it now. Kids in Sunday school logging on to learn more about jesus, while one child goes with his instinct, and types in jesus.com, ha ha ha.