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![]() Mmy parents received a letter from my bank that I got a $800 wire transfer from spain. My mom was very confused and emailed me and asked me what it was from. I decided to tell the truth for once since I've been harboring my source of income for about 18 months. It feels good to come clean once and for all!
![]() Here's what I wrote: I run a celebrity website that posts pictures of various celebrities. About half the pictures are nude, the other half non-nude. I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 10,000 unique surfers visit my site each day. While on my website, the surfers see "banners" and other advertisements which, if clicked, lead to other celebrity websites of an adult nature. Once the surfer visits one of these "sponsors" I earn a commission. The site brings in a net profit of about $1000 per month. I suggest anyone who hasnt come clean yet to your parents or otherwise to give in, because I was going crazy ![]() Now I feel great... ![]() |
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$1k from 10k hits/day is sweet.
what type of site is it? cj/cj2/tgp?
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oops, i didnt notice your signature
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hmm nah lol
my moms is a school teacher and I make more $ than her lol She would kill me
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My ma isn't sure how the internet works. She thinks the whole thing is called AOL.
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It's good you came clean. My letter to mother looked very similar to yours.
Dear Mom, I run a hardcore sex website that posts pictures of various women taking it in the ass, then on the Face. About half the pictures are anal sex, the other half are hardcore Face Fuck pics. I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 100,000 unique surfers visit my site each day. While on my website, the surfers download software, if clicked, lead to a shitty site that charges them $7.99 a minute. Once the surfer visits one of these "sponsors" I earn .35 per minute. The site brings in a net profit of about $xxx per month. My mom wasnt very understanding ![]() |
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Ma,
I run a bukkake website that has degrading pictures of women taking about 200 loads in the face and up the ass. About half the pictures are of a japanese girl drinking a glass filled with semen, the other half are pictures of various 40 year old women with stretchmarks stuffed into jr. high cheerleader outfits and pigtails and pretending that they are 18. I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 100,000 perverted and frustrated husbands, priests and prisoners visit my site each day. While on my website, they get bombarded with popup advertising that fucks up their computer to the point where they have no choice but to buy my crappy products, which will be advertised as free but end up resulting in $125 on their phone bill and about 40 porn spam emails everyday. The site brings in a net profit of about $5 per month. |
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Dear Mom
I run a web site called "The Internet's Sickest Sites" at http://www.sickestsites.com I tell people where they can go to find women eating shit out of each other's assholes, men cutting off their balls, people fucking animals, people vomiting into each other's mouths, and women shoving Jack Daniels bottles up their ass. It makes so much money that I'm semi-retired from my law practice. I know you are a radical feminist and a charter member of the National Organization for Women, but please try to understand. There's nothing degrading about bukkake as long as the woman consents to drinking a 300 cc beaker of cum. |
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thats just "sick" newwman
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Hey "winter" how was your parents reaction when you told them?
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Kinda ironic that I find this thread tonite ... I just had a HUGE fight with my wife (The kinda fight that she's probably gonna leave me when she gets back from India) ....
Anyways ... In her fury and anger ... she started threatening to call my mother, and tell her her son is a pornographer ... Well ... push came to shove, and I told my wife that my mother has not made a decision in my life for the past 16 years, and she sure as hell was not going to be the one to decide how I make a living !!! ![]() To make a long story even longer .... I CALLED HER MYSELF and told her that Sonia felt it was important that she knows that approximately HALF of my income is the proceeds of porn ... Well ... My mothers reaction was, "if it's putting money on your table, and your child is not being exposed to it ... who the hell really cares ?!?" But sad thing is, it seems that my wife is still hell bent and detirmined in leaving me .... Alot of hurtful things were said by both of us tonite ... I am not a happy camper ATM ... my entire life is my wife and child ... ![]() I LOVE HER SOOOOOO MUCH I WISH WE COULD TAKE BACK ALL THE THINGS THAT WERE SAID BY BOTH OF US
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Clay & Exxxotica's letters remind me of when I told my girlfriend about my sites. I thought it was going to make her leave me ( which was part of the reason I did it! ) but to my astonishment she was just like 'show me, show me' . That was about a year and a half ago.
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Interesting thread
![]() My wife doesn't care, because well, she writes smut fanfic, and I don't care about that so it's kind of even ![]() Hungryman, sorry to hear about your troubles... I hope everything is okay... Good luck man!! |
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Congrats Winter! I've always found that it was easier to be honest about what I do for a living... pornographer... smut peddler... phone sex purveyor
Although, my mom still hates what I do. LOL I went to a birthday party for my brother the other week with my whole family and his in-laws and I forgot to change my "I (heart picture) PORN" shirt from the belated Busty-Amateurs. Hungry - man, sorry to hear about your troubles! I hope that you find the best possible way through the mess that you must be dealing with. Brad
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Winter, how old are you? And why is your bank sending letters to your parents that you got a $800 check from Spain?
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hey Hungryman
just get back on the phone as soon as you can and tell her that you're sorry for what you said and that you love her don't think for a moment she's not feeling bad about the things she said to you a lot of tension builds up when couples are seperated from each other and you should make the first move in offering an apology and to initiate a conversation that does not include the pushing of each other's buttons just be supportive and tell her that you will discuss things when she has returned wishing you all the best my friend |
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My Mum & Dad are proud of me selling porn, only because it has kept me out of prison for 8 years,
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dat's cool man. good job.
I'm gonna tell my mom next month - (*I told myself I would wait until after her birthday...incase she has a HUGE problem with it) Still don't know the exact story i'mgoing to tell her... probably similiar to what you said...advertising and sponsors on adult sites.... i'll leave out the minor little detail of taking pics of girls in my bedroom.... |
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Last time I checked my old man's comp for him he had picwarehouse bookmarked
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did he also have Big Tit Lovers or Sex Ape bookmarked?
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i told my father straight up before i even put pixel to monitor.. He wanted to invest a few $k!! My mother's a fanatical right wing christian who speaks in tongues over the phone.. Im in-your-face-honest and i told her straight after i'd started and constantly refer to it, and discuss in detail my plans for sextoys i have in the works.. as far as she's concerned, she'd rather i was using my powers for good instead of evil, but she knows i don't give a fuck what she thinks so she mostly puts it out of her mind.. plus i still have a respectable day job so it's not that bad.. she has a resigned disgust when i do stuff like send my father centrefold-signed penthouses for father's day.. but eh.. it's so he can show off to his plumber mates... my partner tolerates what i do...
hungryman, im really sorry to hear about that.. i know how you feel.. i've been with my girl for almost 8 years now and we've been through similar stuff.. theres so much stuff i wish i could take back... still.. you've just got to make the best of what you can and learn from you experiences (ie. she's always right lol ![]() good luck mate.. |
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my girlfriend's parents on the other hand.. lol well the longer they're in the dark the fucking better!!
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I told my parents years ago ... Mom hated it (but got used to it), Dad didn't mind, especiality when I showed him my sites...
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ya fucks. you guys are making me have second thoughts...
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im never telling my parents. i am the only person in my entire family (parents, realtives, etc.) that isnt super religious.
i figure what they dont know wont hurt them.
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I figure that if my mother ever reads GFY then she'll know what I do.
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lol cute message
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I've never told my mom.
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FreeNetPassSteve I already told your mom.
I told mine too heh I'm the only one of her kids thats not collecting welfare so she's glad I make an honest income. My mother in Law was here for 2 weeks over christmas. She found out what I did then. She viewed the way I ran my business and how I protected my kids from it and she agrees whole heartedly that I should keep running my business. What other job can provide for a good living while allowing me to walk my kids to and from school, have both parents in the house all day making sure they are doing homework and staying off of drugs. People are going to buy porn anyways I may as well sell it to them. |
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LOL.... ![]() Nope only Picwarehouse. I told him that that Picwarehouse is a nice site and all but, he blind links and CJ's too much and gave him the Hun's Address... ![]()
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Dear Mom,
Thanx for spell checking my website, I now wnkow how to spell feltching correctly. Thanx again Zappy
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I told my Godmother first, and she told me that my mom used to write porn too! Back in the 60s for a photographer in N.Y.
So I called my mom and told her that I had a job doing what she did back in the day, she assumed I ment modeling (that connection kind of freaked me out), I told her writing, she figured for a newspaper or magazine... This went back and forth until I finally ended it with 'Mom, I write porn.' She went BALLISTIC, but she's a drama queen anyway. She wrote me this loooooooooooooong ass email about how I was victimizing myself and contributing to incest of innocent girls. I think I saved it and showed it to a few guys in the office for a laugh. When I showed her the site she calmed down, but she had some choice words about the pop ups ~ who doesn't. ![]()
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![]() i told my dad before i started, as an x-minister i thought he would have taken it worse. i said " dad, if you could make 12k a month off of sitting at home aldy and doing porn, would you?" he promptly said "no" i then said "but, dad the pope would do it if he had the skillz" and he said "The pope isnt married to your mother!".
since then i bring it up a few times, but we haven this dinial thing going on where I tell him and the family i webdesign.. mom is a different story, like some of the other moms here, she is a devout christian woman, who speeks in toungues and would break into my house and cover me in oil if she knew. Grandfather knows, my cousin helps me with small tasks sometimes for a few bucks, and my wife just gave me the go-ahead to shoot my own content!! YES!! It's all good in R3Kville |
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there is no problem there ... but many times it falles on deaf ears =( Oh well ... you guys don't need to hear all my personal shit ...sorry
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![]() Hey Lens, does your mom still think you pay your groovy cars from that job as a paperboy 4-6 am????
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My parents don't know.. although I think my dad is starting to get suspicious. They know I have more money than I should, considering I'm just a student
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At first they were a little concerned.
But the first time I showed them a 10k dollar check for two weeks work, everything became fine and dandy. |
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My parents talked to me and they seemed ok with it, but they were really concerned about legality issues, and also why I couldn't make money from a non-porn site... so I had to explain all that.
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My wife doesnt even fully know what I do. lol
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HUNGRYMAN,
If you love her so much than give up the porn! 5 years from now when you're still depressed from losing her, you'll wish you would have made her your priority instead of porn. Do the right thing!! Good luck to you, Jade |
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Last year I spent 6 months driving around the country, while I was gone my mother collected my mail and did all my banking.
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