Just told my parents I make $ from porn
 

Mmy parents received a letter from my bank that I got a $800 wire transfer from spain. My mom was very confused and emailed me and asked me what it was from. I decided to tell the truth for once since I've been harboring my source of income for about 18 months. It feels good to come clean once and for all! :)

Here's what I wrote:

I run a celebrity website that posts pictures of various celebrities. About half the pictures are nude, the other half non-nude. I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 10,000 unique surfers visit my site each day. While on my website, the surfers see "banners" and other advertisements which, if clicked, lead to other celebrity websites of an adult nature. Once the surfer visits one of these "sponsors" I earn a commission. The site brings in a net profit of about $1000 per month.

I suggest anyone who hasnt come clean yet to your parents or otherwise to give in, because I was going crazy :eyecrazy

Now I feel great... :stoned

$1k from 10k hits/day is sweet.
what type of site is it? cj/cj2/tgp?

oops, i didnt notice your signature :)

were you hoping that internet lingo would confuse her enough so she wouldn't ask anymore questions?

hmm nah lol

my moms is a school teacher and I make more $ than her lol

She would kill me

My ma isn't sure how the internet works. She thinks the whole thing is called AOL.

It's good you came clean. My letter to mother looked very similar to yours.

Dear Mom,

I run a hardcore sex website that posts pictures of various women taking it in the ass, then on the Face. About half the pictures are anal sex, the other half are hardcore Face Fuck pics.

I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 100,000 unique surfers visit my site each day. While on my website, the surfers download software, if clicked, lead to a shitty site that charges them $7.99 a minute. Once the surfer visits one of these "sponsors" I earn .35 per minute. The site brings in a net profit of about $xxx per month.


My mom wasnt very understanding :(

Ma,

I run a bukkake website that has degrading pictures of women taking about 200 loads in the face and up the ass. About half the pictures are of a japanese girl drinking a glass filled with semen, the other half are pictures of various 40 year old women with stretchmarks stuffed into jr. high cheerleader outfits and pigtails and pretending that they are 18.

I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 100,000 perverted and frustrated husbands, priests and prisoners visit my site each day. While on my website, they get bombarded with popup advertising that fucks up their computer to the point where they have no choice but to buy my crappy products, which will be advertised as free but end up resulting in $125 on their phone bill and about 40 porn spam emails everyday. The site brings in a net profit of about $5 per month.

Not only did I TELL my mom..... but she's my main content model. http://www.studioadult.com/assets/demon.gif

Dear Mom

I run a web site called "The Internet's Sickest Sites" at http://www.sickestsites.com

I tell people where they can go to find women eating shit out of each other's assholes, men cutting off their balls, people fucking animals, people vomiting into each other's mouths, and women shoving Jack Daniels bottles up their ass.

It makes so much money that I'm semi-retired from my law practice.

I know you are a radical feminist and a charter member of the National Organization for Women, but please try to understand. There's nothing degrading about bukkake as long as the woman consents to drinking a 300 cc beaker of cum.

thats just "sick" newwman

How the fuck do you as a lawyer run a site like that, linking to all that illegal stuff, rape sites, beast sex etc...??? If it tell my lawyer I show a girls nipples before I get age verification he shits his pants.

yes, and well... my parents dont know jack about the internet, so I tried to put it in lamen's terms.

I think they should take it ok, seeing as my bro just got in a car accident on his way to the abortion clinic with his girlfriend. :eek2

LOL @ clay & exxxotica

Hey "winter" how was your parents reaction when you told them?

Kinda ironic that I find this thread tonite ... I just had a HUGE fight with my wife (The kinda fight that she's probably gonna leave me when she gets back from India) ....

Anyways ... In her fury and anger ... she started threatening to call my mother, and tell her her son is a pornographer ...

Well ... push came to shove, and I told my wife that my mother has not made a decision in my life for the past 16 years, and she sure as hell was not going to be the one to decide how I make a living !!! :feels-hot

To make a long story even longer .... I CALLED HER MYSELF and told her that Sonia felt it was important that she knows that approximately HALF of my income is the proceeds of porn ...

Well ... My mothers reaction was, "if it's putting money on your table, and your child is not being exposed to it ... who the hell really cares ?!?"

But sad thing is, it seems that my wife is still hell bent and detirmined in leaving me .... Alot of hurtful things were said by both of us tonite ... I am not a happy camper ATM ... my entire life is my wife and child ...:waaaaahh


I LOVE HER SOOOOOO MUCH
I WISH WE COULD TAKE BACK ALL THE THINGS THAT WERE SAID BY BOTH OF US

Clay & Exxxotica's letters remind me of when I told my girlfriend about my sites. I thought it was going to make her leave me ( which was part of the reason I did it! ) but to my astonishment she was just like 'show me, show me' . That was about a year and a half ago.

Interesting thread :).

My wife doesn't care, because well, she writes smut fanfic, and I don't care about that so it's kind of even :). Plus I've convinced her that there is money to be made from this biz, so that helped too I think.

Hungryman, sorry to hear about your troubles... I hope everything is okay... Good luck man!!

Congrats Winter! I've always found that it was easier to be honest about what I do for a living... pornographer... smut peddler... phone sex purveyor

Although, my mom still hates what I do. LOL I went to a birthday party for my brother the other week with my whole family and his in-laws and I forgot to change my "I (heart picture) PORN" shirt from the belated Busty-Amateurs.

Hungry - man, sorry to hear about your troubles! I hope that you find the best possible way through the mess that you must be dealing with.

Brad

The law is fuzzy on this. I'm not giving legal advice to anyone else on this but in my opinion just linking to another site is should be legally protected free speech. I raised this question at an Internext lawyer's panel and everone disagreed with me. A lawyer advising his client is not going to go out on a limb because the more conservative his advice is, the less likely it could bite him in the ass.

Winter, how old are you? And why is your bank sending letters to your parents that you got a $800 check from Spain?



Oh well, Winter's reply to his moms and pops should be converted to a generic form letter .pdf and offered on all AW resource websites... :Graucho

hey Hungryman

just get back on the phone as soon as you can and tell her that you're sorry for what you said and that you love her

don't think for a moment she's not feeling bad about the things she said to you

a lot of tension builds up when couples are seperated from each other and you should make the first move in offering an apology and to initiate a conversation that does not include the pushing of each other's buttons

just be supportive and tell her that you will discuss things when she has returned

wishing you all the best my friend

My Mum & Dad are proud of me selling porn, only because it has kept me out of prison for 8 years,
Cheers
Aussie Rebel

dat's cool man. good job.

I'm gonna tell my mom next month - (*I told myself I would wait until after her birthday...incase she has a HUGE problem with it)

Still don't know the exact story i'mgoing to tell her...

probably similiar to what you said...advertising and sponsors on adult sites....

i'll leave out the minor little detail of taking pics of girls in my bedroom....

better leave out the anal donkey fisting part too then... :pimp

Last time I checked my old man's comp for him he had picwarehouse bookmarked :1orglaugh

did he also have Big Tit Lovers or Sex Ape bookmarked?

but maybe Shap is your father Martin
:evil-laug

i told my father straight up before i even put pixel to monitor.. He wanted to invest a few $k!! My mother's a fanatical right wing christian who speaks in tongues over the phone.. Im in-your-face-honest and i told her straight after i'd started and constantly refer to it, and discuss in detail my plans for sextoys i have in the works.. as far as she's concerned, she'd rather i was using my powers for good instead of evil, but she knows i don't give a fuck what she thinks so she mostly puts it out of her mind.. plus i still have a respectable day job so it's not that bad.. she has a resigned disgust when i do stuff like send my father centrefold-signed penthouses for father's day.. but eh.. it's so he can show off to his plumber mates... my partner tolerates what i do...

hungryman, im really sorry to hear about that.. i know how you feel.. i've been with my girl for almost 8 years now and we've been through similar stuff.. theres so much stuff i wish i could take back... still.. you've just got to make the best of what you can and learn from you experiences (ie. she's always right lol :) j/k)

good luck mate..

my girlfriend's parents on the other hand.. lol well the longer they're in the dark the fucking better!! :) i couldn't give a fuck about my parents.. looking my father-in-law in the eye after he's found out i photogragh gay midgets all day long is not a moment im looking forward too..

I told my parents years ago ... Mom hated it (but got used to it), Dad didn't mind, especiality when I showed him my sites...

Now he burns all my BW :feels-hot

Wes

ya fucks. you guys are making me have second thoughts...

im never telling my parents. i am the only person in my entire family (parents, realtives, etc.) that isnt super religious.

i figure what they dont know wont hurt them.

I figure that if my mother ever reads GFY then she'll know what I do.

lol cute message

I've never told my mom. :throwup

FreeNetPassSteve I already told your mom.

I told mine too heh I'm the only one of her kids thats not collecting welfare so she's glad I make an honest income.

My mother in Law was here for 2 weeks over christmas. She found out what I did then. She viewed the way I ran my business and how I protected my kids from it and she agrees whole heartedly that I should keep running my business.

What other job can provide for a good living while allowing me to walk my kids to and from school, have both parents in the house all day making sure they are doing homework and staying off of drugs. People are going to buy porn anyways I may as well sell it to them.

hey hungryman, dont just post this here, tell her tonight that. Sometimes we dont tell things we consider as known, but its wrong. I wish you everything go well.

LOL....:BangBang:

Nope only Picwarehouse. I told him that that Picwarehouse is a nice site and all but, he blind links and CJ's too much and gave him the Hun's Address...:Kissmy

Dear Mom,

Thanx for spell checking my website, I now wnkow how to spell feltching correctly.

Thanx again

Zappy

I told my Godmother first, and she told me that my mom used to write porn too! Back in the 60s for a photographer in N.Y.
So I called my mom and told her that I had a job doing what she did back in the day, she assumed I ment modeling (that connection kind of freaked me out), I told her writing, she figured for a newspaper or magazine... This went back and forth until I finally ended it with 'Mom, I write porn.'
She went BALLISTIC, but she's a drama queen anyway. She wrote me this loooooooooooooong ass email about how I was victimizing myself and contributing to incest of innocent girls. I think I saved it and showed it to a few guys in the office for a laugh. When I showed her the site she calmed down, but she had some choice words about the pop ups ~ who doesn't. :evil-laug

I turn 21 in 2 months. I'm at college now so my bank still sends stuff to my home address... which my parents feel they can just open and read I guess.

i told my dad before i started, as an x-minister i thought he would have taken it worse. i said " dad, if you could make 12k a month off of sitting at home aldy and doing porn, would you?" he promptly said "no" i then said "but, dad the pope would do it if he had the skillz" and he said "The pope isnt married to your mother!".

since then i bring it up a few times, but we haven this dinial thing going on where I tell him and the family i webdesign..

mom is a different story, like some of the other moms here, she is a devout christian woman, who speeks in toungues and would break into my house and cover me in oil if she knew.

Grandfather knows, my cousin helps me with small tasks sometimes for a few bucks, and my wife just gave me the go-ahead to shoot my own content!! YES!!

It's all good in R3Kville

The ratio of how many times I tell her, as opposed to how often she tells me, is about 7:1

there is no problem there ... but many times it falles on deaf ears =(

Oh well ... you guys don't need to hear all my personal shit ...sorry

Hey Lens, does your mom still think you pay your groovy cars from that job as a paperboy 4-6 am????

My parents don't know.. although I think my dad is starting to get suspicious. They know I have more money than I should, considering I'm just a student :) I'll probably tell them eventually..

At first they were a little concerned.

But the first time I showed them a 10k dollar check for two weeks work, everything became fine and dandy.

My parents talked to me and they seemed ok with it, but they were really concerned about legality issues, and also why I couldn't make money from a non-porn site... so I had to explain all that.

My wife doesnt even fully know what I do. lol

HUNGRYMAN,

If you love her so much than give up the porn! 5 years from now when you're still depressed from losing her, you'll wish you would have made her your priority instead of porn. Do the right thing!!

Good luck to you,

Jade

Last year I spent 6 months driving around the country, while I was gone my mother collected my mail and did all my banking.