It's good you came clean. My letter to mother looked very similar to yours.
Dear Mom,
I run a hardcore sex website that posts pictures of various women taking it in the ass, then on the Face. About half the pictures are anal sex, the other half are hardcore Face Fuck pics.
I link to various other sites that are similar to mine in order to get surfers to come to my page. Typically, 100,000 unique surfers visit my site each day. While on my website, the surfers download software, if clicked, lead to a shitty site that charges them $7.99 a minute. Once the surfer visits one of these "sponsors" I earn .35 per minute. The site brings in a net profit of about $xxx per month.
My mom wasnt very understanding
