The "UNOFFICIAL Internext WiredGuy Mojito Drinking Contest" - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 01:17 AM

The rules are SIMPLE!

- Whoever comes closest and guesses how many Mojitos WiredGuy consumes from the moment he lands in Florida until he gets back on the plane and leaves WITHOUT going over gets THAT many SE hits from WG.

- If you guess the exact number WG quadruples the amount of hits he will send you.

- If you personally buy WG at least 2 drinks - whatever you win gets doubled!

- Special over/under prize for EVERYONE that wins on Mojitos WG consumed between 11pm and 2am every night of Internxt!

Considering there's 24 hrs in a day that number can be quite large and worth A LOT of traffic!

(Disclaimer: There's NO $$$ in SEO)

(Disclaimer 2: WG has NOT sanctioned this contest )

JD · 07-31-2005, 01:17 AM

Zebra · 07-31-2005, 01:28 AM

My guess is 8,058,044,651 - I got the answer straight from Google

?2005 Google - Searching 8,058,044,651 web pages

adamneve · 07-31-2005, 01:30 AM

i need to know when he is arriving to try and calculate this although i need a mathematician for this

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-31-2005, 01:37 AM

Thats a freaky drink.

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

My guess is 8,058,044,651 - I got the answer straight from Google

?2005 Google - Searching 8,058,044,651 web pages

That might be VERY close!

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 10:20 AM

hahahaa, you crack me up J$
WG

thaifan99 · 07-31-2005, 10:23 AM

Im going for 26........... significant number to WG!

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

hahahaa, you crack me up J$
WG

AND I will get you drunk in FL so we can both laugh together

2HousePlague · 07-31-2005, 10:47 AM

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

2HP

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

2HP

I was hoping nobody does the Cost-Benefit Analysis behind Mojito's vs SE Traffic. See you soon Jack

WG

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

AND I will get you drunk in FL so we can both laugh together

2HousePlague · 07-31-2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I was hoping nobody does the Cost-Benefit Analysis behind Mojito's vs SE Traffic. See you soon Jack

WG

-- how about this -- at any table where i am sitting, you can have as many mojitos as you like on me, so long as you remain seated and with bent ear -- -- that CBA is much more favorable --

2HP

RogerV · 07-31-2005, 11:05 AM

this is a good one LMAO I think 55

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

-- how about this -- at any table where i am sitting, you can have as many mojitos as you like on me, so long as you remain seated and with bent ear -- -- that CBA is much more favorable --

2HP

Bring hot ladies and the CBA works out in both our favours

WG

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

this is a good one LMAO I think 55

Sly · 07-31-2005, 02:56 PM

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

The flavour is really good, you gotta try at least one

WG

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

That's MY drink, Sly!

Either that or a Jack straight up!

Sly · 07-31-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

That's MY drink, Sly!

Either that or a Jack straight up!

Jack straight up is just fine with me, too. :-)

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

2HP

Buddy · 07-31-2005, 05:17 PM

I will do my best to insure that he is never lacking a Mojito.
We all need a mission, in florida this is mine.

uno · 07-31-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

I'll have a jack and coke with your name on it in miami.

07-31-2005, 06:10 PM

122!

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...k +in+florida

Corleone · 07-31-2005, 06:18 PM

cool contest

37

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esnem

122!

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...k +in+florida

That's cheating Mike! Although that does sound around right

WG

BT · 07-31-2005, 06:58 PM

50 he is not an alcoholic

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2005, 07:14 PM

What's in a mojitos? Never heard about this drink before

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

That's cheating Mike! Although that does sound around right

WG

HA!

Good one

I think you have to multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep ... or something like that!

07-31-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

HA!

Good one

I think you have to multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep ... or something like that!

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

J$Styles Magic Formula:
multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

Damn Google was close!

WiredGuy · 07-31-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esnem

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

J$Styles Magic Formula:
multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

Damn Google was close!

3 hour flight to Florida and 3 hours back in which I won't be drinking brings it down from 128 to 122. Google is always dead on.
WG

Maureenoz · 07-31-2005, 09:52 PM

I had my first mojito ever in Havana just after YP Jamaica earlier this year and I thought it was brilliant!! I don't know how many a person could consume and still get on a plane though. Not many for me, but I guess 47 for the contest.

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

3 hour flight to Florida and 3 hours back in which I won't be drinking brings it down from 128 to 122. Google is always dead on.
WG

ahahahahhaha

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT who sleeps 8 hrs per night at a show?

J$tyle$ · 07-31-2005, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esnem

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

J$Styles Magic Formula:
multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

Damn Google was close!

Good try but see post above

EviLSuperstaR · 07-31-2005, 11:43 PM

I hope for the fellow that he'll be drinking Havana Club and not the horrible Baccardi chemicals...

Doctor Dre · 08-01-2005, 12:12 AM

Still no answer ... what's in that drink ?

WiredGuy · 08-01-2005, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maureenoz

I had my first mojito ever in Havana just after YP Jamaica earlier this year and I thought it was brilliant!! I don't know how many a person could consume and still get on a plane though. Not many for me, but I guess 47 for the contest.

I had it for the first time when I was in Cayman Islands, I wanted a drink that was local to the carribean and a Mojito was it. Its rare to find a bar in North America that can make it, but if they do, damn its good!
WG

IYP_Mich · 08-01-2005, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I had it for the first time when I was in Cayman Islands, I wanted a drink that was local to the carribean and a Mojito was it. Its rare to find a bar in North America that can make it, but if they do, damn its good!
WG

I was in Prague this may and there was a bar called the mojito bar, they served it there it was so funny because I immediatly thought about you, I think you really are associated witht his drink. personnaly I find it disgusting i prefer jack and coke or tanqueray and tonic.

J$tyle$ · 08-01-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Still no answer ... what's in that drink ?

You're being ignored

Thurbs · 08-01-2005, 12:32 PM

damnit .. will have to buy WG some extra drinks to skew the pool. 125 =p

TheGoldenChild · 08-01-2005, 12:37 PM

one word.

PATRON

fuzebox · 08-01-2005, 12:38 PM

Oh shit... I love mojitos too, but drinking more than a few of them results in mega hangovers

WiredGuy · 08-01-2005, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IYP_Mich

I was in Prague this may and there was a bar called the mojito bar, they served it there it was so funny because I immediatly thought about you, I think you really are associated witht his drink. personnaly I find it disgusting i prefer jack and coke or tanqueray and tonic.

Not many people know how to make a good Mojito though, the people at the Westin Diplomat are great at it

WG

Cory W · 08-01-2005, 03:13 PM

I have my bullhorn ready.

WiredGuy · 08-01-2005, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I have my bullhorn ready.

J$tyle$ · 08-01-2005, 05:45 PM

So, what IS in a Mojito?

LOL

07-31-2005, 01:17 AM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	The "UNOFFICIAL Internext WiredGuy Mojito Drinking Contest" The rules are SIMPLE! - Whoever comes closest and guesses how many Mojitos WiredGuy consumes from the moment he lands in Florida until he gets back on the plane and leaves WITHOUT going over gets THAT many SE hits from WG. - If you guess the exact number WG quadruples the amount of hits he will send you. - If you personally buy WG at least 2 drinks - whatever you win gets doubled! - Special over/under prize for EVERYONE that wins on Mojitos WG consumed between 11pm and 2am every night of Internxt! Considering there's 24 hrs in a day that number can be quite large and worth A LOT of traffic! (Disclaimer: There's NO $$$ in SEO) *(Disclaimer 2: WG has NOT* sanctioned this contest )**

07-31-2005, 01:28 AM	#3
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	My guess is 8,058,044,651 - I got the answer straight from Google ?2005 Google - Searching 8,058,044,651 web pages __________________ Old School

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo -- 2HP __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 07-31-2005 at 10:49 AM..

07-31-2005, 11:05 AM	#14
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	this is a good one LMAO I think 55

07-31-2005, 02:56 PM	#17
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,333	I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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esnem Guest Posts: n/a	122! http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...k +in+florida

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Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	cool contest 37

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EviLSuperstaR Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Right next to you Posts: 804	I hope for the fellow that he'll be drinking Havana Club and not the horrible Baccardi chemicals...

08-01-2005, 12:32 PM	#40
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	damnit .. will have to buy WG some extra drinks to skew the pool. 125 =p

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08-01-2005, 05:45 PM	#46
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	So, what IS in a Mojito? LOL