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2HousePlague · 07-31-2005, 10:47 AM

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

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07-31-2005, 10:47 AM
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo -- 2HP __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 07-31-2005 at 10:49 AM..