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The "UNOFFICIAL Internext WiredGuy Mojito Drinking Contest"

07-31-2005, 12:17 AM

The rules are SIMPLE!

- Whoever comes closest and guesses how many Mojitos WiredGuy consumes from the moment he lands in Florida until he gets back on the plane and leaves WITHOUT going over gets THAT many SE hits from WG.

- If you guess the exact number WG quadruples the amount of hits he will send you.

- If you personally buy WG at least 2 drinks - whatever you win gets doubled!

- Special over/under prize for EVERYONE that wins on Mojitos WG consumed between 11pm and 2am every night of Internxt!

Considering there's 24 hrs in a day that number can be quite large and worth A LOT of traffic!

(Disclaimer: There's NO $$$ in SEO)

(Disclaimer 2: WG has NOT sanctioned this contest )
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07-31-2005, 12:28 AM

My guess is 8,058,044,651 - I got the answer straight from Google

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07-31-2005, 12:30 AM

i need to know when he is arriving to try and calculate this although i need a mathematician for this

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07-31-2005, 12:37 AM

Thats a freaky drink.

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07-31-2005, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by Zebra

My guess is 8,058,044,651 - I got the answer straight from Google

?2005 Google - Searching 8,058,044,651 web pages

That might be VERY close!
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07-31-2005, 09:20 AM

hahahaa, you crack me up J$
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07-31-2005, 09:23 AM

Im going for 26........... significant number to WG!

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07-31-2005, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

hahahaa, you crack me up J$
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07-31-2005, 09:47 AM

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

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07-31-2005, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

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07-31-2005, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

AND I will get you drunk in FL so we can both laugh together

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07-31-2005, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

I was hoping nobody does the Cost-Benefit Analysis behind Mojito's vs SE Traffic. See you soon Jack
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-- how about this -- at any table where i am sitting, you can have as many mojitos as you like on me, so long as you remain seated and with bent ear -- -- that CBA is much more favorable --

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07-31-2005, 10:05 AM

this is a good one LMAO I think 55
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07-31-2005, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

-- how about this -- at any table where i am sitting, you can have as many mojitos as you like on me, so long as you remain seated and with bent ear -- -- that CBA is much more favorable --

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07-31-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by RogerV

this is a good one LMAO I think 55
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07-31-2005, 01:56 PM

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

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07-31-2005, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

The flavour is really good, you gotta try at least one
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07-31-2005, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

That's MY drink, Sly!

Either that or a Jack straight up!
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07-31-2005, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

That's MY drink, Sly!

Either that or a Jack straight up!

Jack straight up is just fine with me, too. :-)

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07-31-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

i don't see anything in the rules against physically detaining him -- since i am allowed to buy him "at least 2 drinks" (even rewarded for it), i must assume any number above is permitted. my plan: have him abducted imedediately when he arrives (having taken steps to arrive well before he does). i should say at this point that my "prediction" is 3 mojitos. when charles enters the lobby, there will be three nude women, each with mojito in hand. they will lure him to my suite with mojitos, the promise of sex, and an inexplicable familiarity conversational SEO fundamentals (which I will have taught them, just to fuck with his mind). 4 days later, and not one mojito more, charles will be released and i will collect my... 12 hits... did I say 3 mojitos... make that 478,312 instead -- hmmm ... no .. hold that a second. okay, nm -- i'm out of the contest -- it's obvious that any financial benefits from charles' traffic will be consumed by the cost of the number of mojitos needed to make that hit number meaningful -- -- cya in few days, yo --

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07-31-2005, 04:17 PM

I will do my best to insure that he is never lacking a Mojito.
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07-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I'm afraid WG will hate me after this, but... the other day I found a recipe for mojitos. They don't sound very good at all. I'll stick with my Jack and Coke.

I'll have a jack and coke with your name on it in miami.

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07-31-2005, 05:10 PM

122!

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07-31-2005, 05:18 PM

cool contest

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07-31-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by esnem

122!

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...ink+in+florida

That's cheating Mike! Although that does sound around right
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07-31-2005, 05:58 PM

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07-31-2005, 06:14 PM

What's in a mojitos? Never heard about this drink before

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07-31-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

That's cheating Mike! Although that does sound around right
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Good one

I think you have to multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep ... or something like that!
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07-31-2005, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

HA!

Good one

I think you have to multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep ... or something like that!

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

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multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

Damn Google was close!
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07-31-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by esnem

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

J$Styles Magic Formula:
multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

Damn Google was close!

3 hour flight to Florida and 3 hours back in which I won't be drinking brings it down from 128 to 122. Google is always dead on.
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07-31-2005, 08:52 PM

I had my first mojito ever in Havana just after YP Jamaica earlier this year and I thought it was brilliant!! I don't know how many a person could consume and still get on a plane though. Not many for me, but I guess 47 for the contest.

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07-31-2005, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

3 hour flight to Florida and 3 hours back in which I won't be drinking brings it down from 128 to 122. Google is always dead on.
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07-31-2005, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by esnem

LOL, that's pretty funny...

4 Days = 96 Hours
Sleep = 8 hours * 4 = 32 Hours
Awake = 64 Hours

J$Styles Magic Formula:
multiply the hours of the day by 2 drinks an hour and deduct hours of sleep
64 Hours * 2 = 128 Mojitos

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Good try but see post above
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07-31-2005, 10:43 PM

I hope for the fellow that he'll be drinking Havana Club and not the horrible Baccardi chemicals...
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07-31-2005, 11:12 PM

Still no answer ... what's in that drink ?

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08-01-2005, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by Maureenoz

I had my first mojito ever in Havana just after YP Jamaica earlier this year and I thought it was brilliant!! I don't know how many a person could consume and still get on a plane though. Not many for me, but I guess 47 for the contest.

I had it for the first time when I was in Cayman Islands, I wanted a drink that was local to the carribean and a Mojito was it. Its rare to find a bar in North America that can make it, but if they do, damn its good!
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08-01-2005, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

I had it for the first time when I was in Cayman Islands, I wanted a drink that was local to the carribean and a Mojito was it. Its rare to find a bar in North America that can make it, but if they do, damn its good!
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I was in Prague this may and there was a bar called the mojito bar, they served it there it was so funny because I immediatly thought about you, I think you really are associated witht his drink. personnaly I find it disgusting i prefer jack and coke or tanqueray and tonic.

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08-01-2005, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Still no answer ... what's in that drink ?

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08-01-2005, 11:32 AM

damnit .. will have to buy WG some extra drinks to skew the pool. 125 =p
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08-01-2005, 11:37 AM

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08-01-2005, 11:38 AM

Oh shit... I love mojitos too, but drinking more than a few of them results in mega hangovers
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08-01-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by IYP_Mich

I was in Prague this may and there was a bar called the mojito bar, they served it there it was so funny because I immediatly thought about you, I think you really are associated witht his drink. personnaly I find it disgusting i prefer jack and coke or tanqueray and tonic.

Not many people know how to make a good Mojito though, the people at the Westin Diplomat are great at it
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08-01-2005, 02:13 PM

I have my bullhorn ready.

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08-01-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

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08-01-2005, 04:45 PM

So, what IS in a Mojito?

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