If Jared from Subway started to gain weight... - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 07-26-2005, 08:14 PM

What would happen to Subway? I mean, even if it was due to binging on chocolate and grease burgers.... I figure Subway would suffer.

Thoughts?

tungsten · 07-26-2005, 08:15 PM

Jared only eats at Subway so he will never gain weight

MrAwesome · 07-26-2005, 08:16 PM

i would hope they would drop all the anoying jared comercials and he would fade away like "wheres the beef"

Spunky · 07-26-2005, 08:16 PM

I don't think he would want to lose that paycheck..probably really lucrative..if he ever did gain,I'm sure they would replace him in a heartbeat

seeric · 07-26-2005, 08:18 PM

they would just discontinue his ass.

you'd never hear about him again.

EviLGuY · 07-26-2005, 08:24 PM

They'd probably get him massive lyposuction.

tony286 · 07-26-2005, 08:25 PM

they would find another , they pay him 250k a yr

Mike Okitch · 07-26-2005, 08:32 PM

He wouldn't need to gain weight. He would just have to say something that Subway doesn't like. That's what happened between Whoopi and Weight Watchers.

JJ Gold · 07-26-2005, 08:32 PM

He needs to be beaten with a chain.

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07-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#4
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07-26-2005, 08:32 PM	#8
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07-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#3
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	i would hope they would drop all the anoying jared comercials and he would fade away like "wheres the beef"

07-26-2005, 08:18 PM	#5
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	they would just discontinue his ass. you'd never hear about him again.

07-26-2005, 08:24 PM	#6
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	They'd probably get him massive lyposuction.

07-26-2005, 08:25 PM	#7
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	they would find another , they pay him 250k a yr

07-26-2005, 08:32 PM	#9
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	He needs to be beaten with a chain.