If Jared from Subway started to gain weight...
 

What would happen to Subway? I mean, even if it was due to binging on chocolate and grease burgers.... I figure Subway would suffer.

Thoughts?

Jared only eats at Subway so he will never gain weight

i would hope they would drop all the anoying jared comercials and he would fade away like "wheres the beef"

I don't think he would want to lose that paycheck..probably really lucrative..if he ever did gain,I'm sure they would replace him in a heartbeat

they would just discontinue his ass.

you'd never hear about him again.

They'd probably get him massive lyposuction. :1orglaugh

they would find another , they pay him 250k a yr

He wouldn't need to gain weight. He would just have to say something that Subway doesn't like. That's what happened between Whoopi and Weight Watchers.

He needs to be beaten with a chain.