If Jared from Subway started to gain weight...

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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #1

    If Jared from Subway started to gain weight...

    What would happen to Subway? I mean, even if it was due to binging on chocolate and grease burgers.... I figure Subway would suffer.

    Thoughts?
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  • tungsten
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2004
    • 10579

    #2
    Jared only eats at Subway so he will never gain weight
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    • MrAwesome
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 898

      #3
      i would hope they would drop all the anoying jared comercials and he would fade away like "wheres the beef"
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        I don't think he would want to lose that paycheck..probably really lucrative..if he ever did gain,I'm sure they would replace him in a heartbeat

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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917

          #5
          they would just discontinue his ass.

          you'd never hear about him again.

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          • EviLGuY
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 12745

            #6
            They'd probably get him massive lyposuction.

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            • tony299
              lurker
              • Aug 2002
              • 57021

              #7
              they would find another , they pay him 250k a yr

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              • Mike Okitch
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 4126

                #8
                He wouldn't need to gain weight. He would just have to say something that Subway doesn't like. That's what happened between Whoopi and Weight Watchers.
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                • JJ Gold
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1969

                  #9
                  He needs to be beaten with a chain.

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