If you drop your keys into molten lava... - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 07-24-2005, 01:35 PM

Let'em go, man. They're gone.

seeric · 07-24-2005, 01:37 PM

experience? or contemplating losing some?

rofl

Doctor Dre · 07-24-2005, 01:46 PM

Thanx for pointing it out captain obvious

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Doctor Dre · 07-24-2005, 01:48 PM

Googled the pic

High Plains Drifter · 07-24-2005, 03:39 PM

My absolute favorite Deep Thoughts segment. If I remember correctly, it was on an episode in 1988.

llporter · 07-24-2005, 03:42 PM

Rob · 07-24-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnywussy

My absolute favorite Deep Thoughts segment. If I remember correctly, it was on an episode in 1988.

Finally someone got it! Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

tristan_D · 07-24-2005, 05:19 PM

and why would I be risking my life just for a car key?

uno · 07-24-2005, 05:54 PM

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

PixeLs · 07-24-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Googled the pic

Leave your key on your car when you want to get closer to molten Lava.

The Duck · 07-24-2005, 06:23 PM

Also, do not fuck the lava.

NoCarrier · 07-24-2005, 07:24 PM

HighOnAcid

'nuff said.

wedouglas · 07-24-2005, 07:26 PM

"duck and cover"

wonder if anyone will get that one. if so, tell me what its from you liars.

reynold · 07-24-2005, 08:55 PM

I think the lesson here is that you should always have your keys duplicated so you'll always have a spare one, right? LOL

Digibucks · 07-24-2005, 09:06 PM

leave the lavah alone...c'mon

tungsten · 07-24-2005, 09:08 PM

or you can get the spare ;)

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 07-24-2005, 09:12 PM

I'll let it go, of course! I won't risk my life for that damn key...

J-$ · 07-24-2005, 11:04 PM

I can win on lava any day of the week

je_rome · 07-24-2005, 11:37 PM

well, here's more of jack handy's deep thoughts..

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list22.html

Yngwie · 07-24-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

I'll let it go, of course! I won't risk my life for that damn key...

you mean risk your life for a key that no longer exists due to having been melted to shit lol

uno · 07-25-2005, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

"duck and cover"

wonder if anyone will get that one. if so, tell me what its from you liars.

South Park

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