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TheGoldenChild · 07-24-2005, 06:00 PM

Here are a few or things you should know as well.

Thought you knew everything...

For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a re-fresher course...............
Now you will know everything

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second ?

William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)

Now you know everything there is to know.

thewebgarage · 07-24-2005, 06:04 PM

nice work

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 06:05 PM

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

That is actually bollocks. I planted an Oak tree when I was 3 and have planted another 10 from its acorns. They actually start making acorns at about 10.

You are a liar and I may have to call you out on GFY and all other boards over this.

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 06:06 PM

Another bit of KB bollocks

"American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class." they took 2 olives out.

dam I am owning you here.

Harmon · 07-24-2005, 06:07 PM

thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Another bit of KB bollocks

"American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class." they took 2 olives out.

dam I am owning you here.

They also took out one bit of lettuce and made the air stewardesses blow all male clients before boarding to remove what is now classed as "Sperm Weight".

seeric · 07-24-2005, 06:50 PM

you learn something new everyday. i will now keep my toothbrush in the living room too, in an airtight container. rofl.

Doctor Dre · 07-24-2005, 07:01 PM

Old but still funny ... there are so many versions of this

After Shock Media · 07-24-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

you learn something new everyday. i will now keep my toothbrush in the living room too, in an airtight container. rofl.

Do not watch the mythbusters episode on this one.

seeric · 07-24-2005, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Do not watch the mythbusters episode on this one.

oh for real? they said it isnt true?

i like that show. i saw one where they shot a chicken through an airplane window.

Basic_man · 07-24-2005, 07:06 PM

Thanks for the fact, now I know everything :D

JJ Gold · 07-24-2005, 07:06 PM

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first "MarlboroMan."

kektex · 07-24-2005, 07:09 PM

Actually the mythbusters said it was true if I recall correctly.

High Plains Drifter · 07-24-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

I don't think so.

Quote:

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

ahhaha negro, pleeeease.

tristan_D · 07-24-2005, 09:15 PM

I think I have encountered this thread before. But nonetheless it made me think. thanks for that.

ULVideo · 07-24-2005, 09:20 PM

What do you call a woman with both ESP and PMS at the same time?

TheDoc · 07-24-2005, 09:30 PM

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

It does, it was on myth busters.. But we can't hear it or some crap.

Spunky · 07-24-2005, 09:34 PM

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Moving mine as well..intresting facts?

J-$ · 07-24-2005, 10:59 PM

ive been enlightened

je_rome · 07-24-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us

that's what i had in mind. anyway, just go keep on learning..

FUCKuPAYme · 07-25-2005, 12:07 AM

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llporter · 07-25-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us

reynold · 07-25-2005, 03:11 AM

I hate everytime you say you know everything but I admire you a lot for posting this one. ;)

07-24-2005, 06:00 PM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I Often Get Accused Of Knowing Everything...So-- Here are a few or things you should know as well. Thought you knew everything... For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a re-fresher course............... Now you will know everything The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan." Walt Disney was afraid of mice. Pearls melt in vinegar. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second ? William Jefferson Clinton (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!) And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that; don't YOU?) Now you know everything there is to know. __________________

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