If you drop your keys into molten lava...
 

Let'em go, man. They're gone.

http://whyfiles.org/031volcano/images/lava.jpg

experience? or contemplating losing some?

rofl

Thanx for pointing it out captain obvious

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Googled the pic

http://www.home.no/c0licab/captain.jpg

My absolute favorite Deep Thoughts segment. If I remember correctly, it was on an episode in 1988.

Finally someone got it! Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. :thumbsup

and why would I be risking my life just for a car key?

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Leave your key on your car when you want to get closer to molten Lava. :winkwink:

Also, do not fuck the lava.

HighOnAcid

'nuff said.

"duck and cover"


wonder if anyone will get that one. if so, tell me what its from you liars.

I think the lesson here is that you should always have your keys duplicated so you'll always have a spare one, right? LOL

leave the lavah alone...c'mon :)

or you can get the spare ;)

I'll let it go, of course! I won't risk my life for that damn key...

I can win on lava any day of the week :2 cents:

well, here's more of jack handy's deep thoughts.. :)

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list22.html

you mean risk your life for a key that no longer exists due to having been melted to shit lol

South Park