George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld sitting in a bar...[non politically correct joke] - GoFuckYourself.com

alexg · 07-23-2005, 04:44 PM

a guy come in the bar, sees them and asks the waitress: "Aren't these George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld?!", the waitress says yes, it's them.

the guy comes up to them and says: "Hello Mr. President, Mr. Rumsfeld, what are you guys up to?"

Bush says: "Nothing, we're just planning the 3rd world war"

the guy: "wow, really? so....... what's gonna happen?"

Bush: "We're going to kill 100 million arabs and a bike rider"

the guy: "why a bike rider?!"

Bush, to Rumsfeld: "See, I told you noone would give a fuck about 100 million arabs".

CDSmith · 07-23-2005, 04:48 PM

Some nutjob will now think he better kill G.Dubya and Rumsfeld in order to save 100 million and one lives.

Nice one. :D

David! · 07-23-2005, 04:53 PM

56 people were butchered in London and Livingfuck and all his tree fuckers are crying foul about the only British police blunder in 20 years

Doctor Dre · 07-23-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan

56 people were butchered in London and Livingfuck and all his tree fuckers are crying foul about the only British police blunder in 20 years

So true ... totally distract from the real tragedy

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-23-2005, 04:58 PM

I knew no onw would care about the Arabs.
but the biker worries me.

CDSmith · 07-23-2005, 04:59 PM

I was all set to go for a bike ride. Now I don't know.....

alexg · 07-23-2005, 04:59 PM

one more:

September 11, 2001, 2 hours past midnight. George Bush gets a call from Prince Abdullah, the Saudi leader. Abdullah: "Mr. Bush, I would like to express my deep condolences. It's such a great tragedy, such a great loss. My whole country feels your pain..."
Bush: "I'm sorry Mr. Abdullah, I have no idea what you're talking about"
Abdullah: "oh fuck, I forgot there's a timezone difference".

alexg · 07-23-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan

56 people were butchered in London and Livingfuck and all his tree fuckers are crying foul about the only British police blunder in 20 years

hey don't forget it's the western policy that caused the attacks..

and the attacks yesterday in egypt too

alexg · 07-23-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

I knew no onw would care about the Arabs.
but the biker worries me.

David! · 07-23-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

hey don't forget it's the western policy that caused the attacks..

and the attacks yesterday in egypt too

shhhhhh, don't use those words or directyasser, ooops sorry, directfiesta's bot will pick them up and he will bore us to death about why Israel is responsible of the problems in Tibet

alexg · 07-23-2005, 05:08 PM

one more:

An American lands in the New York airport after his trip to europe. He holds two big bags, and the security officers want him to open the bags.
He opens the first bag and it's full of different money bills from many european countries.
The officer: "What's that? How did you get this money?"
The American: "You won't believe this. wherever I been in Europe, I went into the public toilet, walked up to a pissing guy with a knife and say 'give me money to support the United States or I'll chop off your dick'".
The officer: "That's an interesting story... ok, so what's in the other bag?"
The American: "You won't believe how many Europeans don't support the United States!"

alexg · 07-23-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan

shhhhhh, don't use those words or directyasser, ooops sorry, directfiesta's bot will pick them up and he will bore us to death about why Israel is responsible of the problems in Tibet

"There are no problems in Tibet!"

KMR Stitch · 07-23-2005, 05:12 PM

That joke is so old but it's about

Sadam and jews.

Lady asks sadam how are you going to come back into power and he said by killing 1 million jews and 3 clowns the lady says why 3 clowns and he says see no one give a fuck about the jews

tungsten · 07-23-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

one more:

September 11, 2001, 2 hours past midnight. George Bush gets a call from Prince Abdullah, the Saudi leader. Abdullah: "Mr. Bush, I would like to express my deep condolences. It's such a great tragedy, such a great loss. My whole country feels your pain..."
Bush: "I'm sorry Mr. Abdullah, I have no idea what you're talking about"
Abdullah: "oh fuck, I forgot there's a timezone difference".

its sad but true

07-23-2005, 04:44 PM	#1
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld sitting in a bar...[non politically correct joke] a guy come in the bar, sees them and asks the waitress: "Aren't these George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld?!", the waitress says yes, it's them. the guy comes up to them and says: "Hello Mr. President, Mr. Rumsfeld, what are you guys up to?" Bush says: "Nothing, we're just planning the 3rd world war" the guy: "wow, really? so....... what's gonna happen?" Bush: "We're going to kill 100 million arabs and a bike rider" the guy: "why a bike rider?!" Bush, to Rumsfeld: "See, I told you noone would give a fuck about 100 million arabs". __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

07-23-2005, 04:48 PM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Some nutjob will now think he better kill G.Dubya and Rumsfeld in order to save 100 million and one lives. Nice one. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-23-2005, 04:53 PM	#3
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	56 people were butchered in London and Livingfuck and all his tree fuckers are crying foul about the only British police blunder in 20 years __________________ .

07-23-2005, 04:59 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I was all set to go for a bike ride. Now I don't know..... __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-23-2005, 04:59 PM	#7
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	one more: September 11, 2001, 2 hours past midnight. George Bush gets a call from Prince Abdullah, the Saudi leader. Abdullah: "Mr. Bush, I would like to express my deep condolences. It's such a great tragedy, such a great loss. My whole country feels your pain..." Bush: "I'm sorry Mr. Abdullah, I have no idea what you're talking about" Abdullah: "oh fuck, I forgot there's a timezone difference". __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

07-23-2005, 04:58 PM	#5
CheneyRumsfeld Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,341	I knew no onw would care about the Arabs. but the biker worries me.

07-23-2005, 05:08 PM	#11
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	one more: An American lands in the New York airport after his trip to europe. He holds two big bags, and the security officers want him to open the bags. He opens the first bag and it's full of different money bills from many european countries. The officer: "What's that? How did you get this money?" The American: "You won't believe this. wherever I been in Europe, I went into the public toilet, walked up to a pissing guy with a knife and say 'give me money to support the United States or I'll chop off your dick'". The officer: "That's an interesting story... ok, so what's in the other bag?" The American: "You won't believe how many Europeans don't support the United States!" __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

07-23-2005, 05:12 PM	#13
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	That joke is so old but it's about Sadam and jews. Lady asks sadam how are you going to come back into power and he said by killing 1 million jews and 3 clowns the lady says why 3 clowns and he says see no one give a fuck about the jews