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one more:
An American lands in the New York airport after his trip to europe. He holds two big bags, and the security officers want him to open the bags.
He opens the first bag and it's full of different money bills from many european countries.
The officer: "What's that? How did you get this money?"
The American: "You won't believe this. wherever I been in Europe, I went into the public toilet, walked up to a pissing guy with a knife and say 'give me money to support the United States or I'll chop off your dick'".
The officer: "That's an interesting story... ok, so what's in the other bag?"
The American: "You won't believe how many Europeans don't support the United States!"
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