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Old 07-23-2005, 04:44 PM  
alexg
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George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld sitting in a bar...[non politically correct joke]

a guy come in the bar, sees them and asks the waitress: "Aren't these George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld?!", the waitress says yes, it's them.

the guy comes up to them and says: "Hello Mr. President, Mr. Rumsfeld, what are you guys up to?"

Bush says: "Nothing, we're just planning the 3rd world war"

the guy: "wow, really? so....... what's gonna happen?"

Bush: "We're going to kill 100 million arabs and a bike rider"

the guy: "why a bike rider?!"

Bush, to Rumsfeld: "See, I told you noone would give a fuck about 100 million arabs".
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