George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld sitting in a bar...[non politically correct joke]
 

a guy come in the bar, sees them and asks the waitress: "Aren't these George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld?!", the waitress says yes, it's them.

the guy comes up to them and says: "Hello Mr. President, Mr. Rumsfeld, what are you guys up to?"

Bush says: "Nothing, we're just planning the 3rd world war"

the guy: "wow, really? so....... what's gonna happen?"

Bush: "We're going to kill 100 million arabs and a bike rider"

the guy: "why a bike rider?!"

Bush, to Rumsfeld: "See, I told you noone would give a fuck about 100 million arabs".

Some nutjob will now think he better kill G.Dubya and Rumsfeld in order to save 100 million and one lives.

Nice one. :D

56 people were butchered in London and Livingfuck and all his tree fuckers are crying foul about the only British police blunder in 20 years :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So true ... totally distract from the real tragedy

I knew no onw would care about the Arabs.
but the biker worries me.

I was all set to go for a bike ride. Now I don't know.....

one more:


September 11, 2001, 2 hours past midnight. George Bush gets a call from Prince Abdullah, the Saudi leader. Abdullah: "Mr. Bush, I would like to express my deep condolences. It's such a great tragedy, such a great loss. My whole country feels your pain..."
Bush: "I'm sorry Mr. Abdullah, I have no idea what you're talking about"
Abdullah: "oh fuck, I forgot there's a timezone difference".

hey don't forget it's the western policy that caused the attacks..

and the attacks yesterday in egypt too :2 cents: :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

shhhhhh, don't use those words or directyasser, ooops sorry, directfiesta's bot will pick them up and he will bore us to death about why Israel is responsible of the problems in Tibet :winkwink:

one more:


An American lands in the New York airport after his trip to europe. He holds two big bags, and the security officers want him to open the bags.
He opens the first bag and it's full of different money bills from many european countries.
The officer: "What's that? How did you get this money?"
The American: "You won't believe this. wherever I been in Europe, I went into the public toilet, walked up to a pissing guy with a knife and say 'give me money to support the United States or I'll chop off your dick'".
The officer: "That's an interesting story... ok, so what's in the other bag?"
The American: "You won't believe how many Europeans don't support the United States!"

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"There are no problems in Tibet!"

That joke is so old but it's about

Sadam and jews.

Lady asks sadam how are you going to come back into power and he said by killing 1 million jews and 3 clowns the lady says why 3 clowns and he says see no one give a fuck about the jews

its sad but true