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Anti Age creams ! Incredibly expensive !!
I just came back from the mall.. my fucnn GF asked me to buy her some anti age cream (yet she's 23yo !!) well and me as a stupid.. agreed. she wanted La Prairie Caviar cream.. my god that shit sells for 200 dollars !!!.. we are all in the wrong business... im going to start looking at this now.. how much can it cost to produce that useless cream??? or something like that.. females will try anything ..
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Argentina?
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yes.. we have malls here too
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So Fucking Banned
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What the multi-billion dollar cosmetics industry doesn't want you to know is that there are $3 products out there that do the exact same thing theirs do. Which is simply hydrate the skin to the point that it bloats and stretches the skin, causing the age lines to temporarily disappear.
Go pick this up. It may be in the baby care aisle since it's mostly used for diaper rash. Vaseline Deep Moisture Creamy Formula http://www.vitacost.com/Store/Produc...=n ewproducts Run a liberal amount of that down the age lines and let it sit there as long as you can. The longer the better. It'll go on as a thick white cream and then turn oily. You can experiment with how long you leave it on, but it does work. |
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Preperation H around the eyes, that's all she needs Xen.
![]() And she doesn't need it until about 26/27, that's usually when it starts, when the first light wrinkle outlines begin to form.
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That's nothing compared Creme De La Mer. It was developed by NASA scientists originally as a cream to stop burning but now it's used as a face cream.
All the celebs use it including J-lo... I heard she uses it all over her body. It sells for 1k a jar! You can buy it at Nordies and all the other upscale department store. I wish I was rich enough to afford Creme De La Mer... http://www.shopping.com/xGS-creme_de...kin_id-3062112 $1,800 for a jar! When I get old and wrinkles you never know I might actually buy it if I am rich enough! Money is usually no object to most women when it comes to fighting aging... but still it is very pricey... lol |
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I need a beer
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That's outrageous..simply don't smoke and stay out of the sun..we all get old and there isn't a fountian of youth out there
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i forgot his name, but some (sort of) famous scientist believes we will figure out how to genetically reverse the aging process within the next 50 years
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My god.. i just pray she doesnt read this thread.. if not.. i'll have to buy her that LA MER shit.. they Simply DON'T WORK.. that why every month this companies keeps coming out with new products.. but all of this got me thinking... is there a market for an expensive cream? will you guys sell it? (cmon.. if you sell penis enlargement pills !! HEHEHE)
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All of these "miracle" and expensive skin creams are a rip off.
http://www.quackwatch.org/ You can moisturize the skin, you can exfoloate it, but you cannot change the properties deep within the skin with over the counter skin creams. You cannot change your genetics. And placebo effect figures in here a great deal. A lady might feel really good after using a cream that costs $1800 on herself, I don't doubt that. But my guess is that she would feel exactly the same if the $1800 cream in question were removed from its packaging and replaced with plain moisturizer. |
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get her some growth hormone, the injectable kind
Boost your immune system Rejuvenate your body and mind Feel & look younger Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellulite Restore your sex drive and vigor Revitalize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs Maintain muscle mass Refresh memory, mood and mental energy Sleep soundly and awake rested Help eliminate stress, fatigue and depression
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another psuedoscience. http://www.quackwatch.org/01Quackery...opics/hgh.html
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If you want to sell one sell Strixaderm. It is a knock off of Strivectin (sp) that Neiman Marcus and Bloomingdale's sell for over a hundred bucks. I used to buy it wholesale for 30 bucks and sell it on eBay for 80 bucks. Then after a few months everyone and their brother was selling it on eBay and the selling price leveled off at around 39 bucks so I stopped selling. I think the manufacturer even sells it for 70 bucks now. It was cool to make 50 bucks a 6 oz. tube. If you buy enough I believe Strixaderm will even repackage it for you so it has your label on it. Oh, and it does work. I got 100s of emails from buyers saying they loved it and wanted more. This is their retail website http://strixaderm.com/
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oral growth hormone "releasers" are bs,
real growth hormone is not a scam, it is effective and proven for building lean mass as well as reducing fat, improving your skin elasticity, better sleep and overall well being From the New England Journal of Medicine "The administration of growth hormone in older men resulted in a 4.7-kg increase in lean body mass, a 3.5-kg decrease in adipose mass, and an increase of 0.02 g per square centimeter in lumbar-spine density; systolic blood pressure and the fasting glucose concentration increased significantly. The study was not double-blind (there was a control group consisting of nine men who received no treatment); there were no assessments of muscle strength, exercise endurance, or quality of life. This study is the basis for claims that growth hormone reverses aging. My editorial accompanying the article by Rudman et al.2 concluded that such studies in older adults "should be viewed as an important beginning," with the implication that subsequent studies would determine the benefits and risks of growth hormone treatment in older adults. " it doesnt prevent aging which is what it may be marketed as... but it definitely does work
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In March 2003, the New England Journal of Medicine's took the unprecedented step of denouncing misuse of Rudman's 1990 article. The full text of the article was placed online so readers could see for themselves what it actually said; and editorials pointed out that subsequent reports provide no reason to be optimistic. As noted by Editor-in-Chief Jeffrey M. Drazen, M.D.: Although the findings of the study were biologically interesting, the duration of treatment was so short that side effects were unlikely to have emerged, and it was clear that the results were not sufficient to serve as a basis for treatment recommendations. . . . Indeed, Mary Lee Vance of the University of Virginia said in an accompanying editorial, "Because there are so many unanswered questions about the use of growth hormone in the elderly and in adults with growth hormone deficiency, its general use now or in the immediate future is not justified." Dr. Vance restates her views on the study in this issue of the Journal; they remain fundamentally unchanged. . . . We are especially concerned because the promotional e-mails are apparently sending readers to our Web site; the 1990 article by Rudman et al. receives as many "hits" in a week as other 1990 articles do in a year. If people are induced to buy a "human growth hormone releaser" on the basis of research published in the Journal, they are being misled. In order to warn those who visit our Web site for this reason, this Perspective article and Dr. Vance's commentaries will from now on appear with the article by Rudman et al. each time it is downloaded [16]. Citing several studies of HGH injections in which side effects were significant [17-19], Vance concluded: Studies that have followed the 1990 report by Rudman et al. confirm the effects of growth hormone on body composition but do not show improvement in function. In contrast, resistance training improves muscle strength and function, indicating that real effort is beneficial. There is no current "magic-bullet" medication that retards or reverses aging [20].
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"work" has subjective meaning and anecdotal evidence is not the kind of evidence needed to prove a claim. but none of that is necessary to sell a product to the sheeple. i might start looking into some of these business models, myself. ![]()
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well i did enough research.. monday morning i'll start looking for a manufacturer for my new Super expensive line of anti age products.. hehe.. mnn there is caviar cream... silk cream... tomato cream.... what kind of cream could i produce?
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men buy porn and the ladies buy useless miracle creams. both are receiving fantasy satisfaction, which is an essential part of the human animal. It's a market that never experiences recession.
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We have anti-wrinkle products at Nature's Drugstore.
If you decide to promote an affiliate program and avoid all the hassle involved with carrying your own product, give our program a look.
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I think the product is good, that's why its expensive...
Beauty products are mostly expensive. |
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