Originally Posted by tical

get her some growth hormone, the injectable kind

Boost your immune system
Rejuvenate your body and mind
Feel & look younger
Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellulite
Restore your sex drive and vigor
Revitalize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs
Maintain muscle mass
Refresh memory, mood and mental energy
Sleep soundly and awake rested
Help eliminate stress, fatigue and depression