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baddog · 07-12-2005, 09:26 PM

The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.

Discuss.

Sly · 07-12-2005, 09:27 PM

I really hate those cans.

Do you have a Twinkie, by any chance?

fris · 07-12-2005, 09:27 PM

Ice · 07-12-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I really hate those cans.

Do you have a Twinkie, by any chance?

baddog · 07-12-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I really hate those cans.

Do you have a Twinkie, by any chance?

No, but for one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

jukeboxfrank · 07-12-2005, 09:50 PM

Is it true there is a camera in the bottom of every Twinkie box?

Mr Pheer · 07-12-2005, 10:07 PM

Now you just need to find a use for your special purpose

Warren · 07-12-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.

Discuss.

Yes they sure are. something on the lines of, Hi this is Tim from windows r us have you heard about the great new promotion We are doing.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by warren

Yes they sure are. something on the lines of, Hi this is Tim from windows r us have you heard about the great new promotion We are doing.

I think I got that call earlier today . . . it is happening sooner than I expected

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.

Discuss.

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 10:54 PM

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Warren · 07-12-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I think I got that call earlier today . . . it is happening sooner than I expected

Had to change our number, drove Me crazy all hours of the day and night.

One time I answered and said I was not in and would be not back for months.

Warren · 07-12-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

BIGTYMER · 07-12-2005, 11:02 PM

lmao!!

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:03 PM

It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:07 PM

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Vanilla DeVille · 07-12-2005, 11:08 PM

ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

GMTA

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos.

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

GMTA

Hardlinks · 07-12-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:18 PM

Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Hardlinks · 07-12-2005, 11:18 PM

I will need two pieces of identification.
Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license... and my astronaut application form. I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but "date of birth." I uh... didn't get the job.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hardlinks

I will need two pieces of identification.
Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license... and my astronaut application form. I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but "date of birth." I uh... didn't get the job.

Please try to keep up

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

Stewie · 07-12-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.

Hardlinks · 07-12-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Please try to keep up

LOL i was laughin to hard and missed it, classic flick.

baddog · 07-12-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.

I wasn't comfortable enough to say it myself

TheGoldenChild · 07-13-2005, 12:01 AM

You mean I am going to stay this color?

baddog · 07-13-2005, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle

You mean I am going to stay this color?

Yeah, sorry about that.

07-12-2005, 09:26 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The new phone book's here!!!! The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now. Discuss.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

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Hardlinks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Great White North Posts: 1,333	I will need two pieces of identification. Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license... and my astronaut application form. I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but "date of birth." I uh... didn't get the job. __________________ Find out how I make Fabulous Cash !!

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