Tom Cruise vs. AlienQ - GoFuckYourself.com

I'm wearing a bike helmet · 06-29-2005, 06:51 PM

Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.

polish_aristocrat · 06-29-2005, 06:52 PM

polish_aristocrat · 06-29-2005, 06:53 PM

lol, even posters with

Total Posts: 31 (0.05 posts per day)

make fun of AlienQ

Holly · 06-29-2005, 06:54 PM

Fucken fabulous.

Ice · 06-29-2005, 07:01 PM

ROFLMAO..... Mark even has to laugh at this thread

Tylo · 06-29-2005, 07:01 PM

alias · 06-29-2005, 07:01 PM

AlienQueer

Pleasurepays · 06-29-2005, 07:03 PM

Tom and Oprah Approved!!

subVERSION · 06-29-2005, 07:11 PM

Lmao !!

taibo · 06-29-2005, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm wearing a bike helmet

Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.

good one

Janet Reno · 06-29-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

lol, even posters with

Total Posts: 31 (0.05 posts per day)

make fun of AlienQ

I am just an "anon troll" apparently

Monique Niccole · 06-29-2005, 07:24 PM

too funny

Platinumpimp · 06-29-2005, 07:26 PM

He obviously didn't change his attitude after his first banning.

I'm wearing a bike helmet · 06-29-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janet Reno

I am just an "anon troll" apparently

i got love for ya nig

sniperwolf · 06-29-2005, 07:58 PM

wtf?...LOL

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-29-2005, 08:01 PM

Pretty damn funny...

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Icon · 06-29-2005, 08:06 PM

naugthygUrL · 06-30-2005, 01:53 AM

hahahaha thanks for the good laugh

Michaelious · 06-30-2005, 01:54 AM

very similar indeed

Relish XXX · 06-30-2005, 01:57 AM

Two other people with similarities:

John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln

>>
>>
>> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can
>> >
>> >
>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>> >
>> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>> >
>> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>> >
>> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>> >
>> > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Now it gets really weird.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>> >
>> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>> >
>> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>> >
>> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>> >
>> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both assassins were known by their three names.
>> >
>> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>> >
>> >
>> > Now hang on to your seat.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
>> >
>> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and
>> >
>> > hid in a warehouse.
>> >
>> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
>> >
>> > and hid in a theatre.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > And here's the kicker...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
>> >
>> > Maryland
>> >
>> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can,
>> >
>> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

DamageX · 06-30-2005, 01:57 AM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-30-2005, 01:58 AM

Ace_luffy · 06-30-2005, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

i love this one ..... LoL

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-30-2005, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Two other people with similarities:

John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln

>>
>>
>> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can
>> >
>> >
>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>> >
>> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>> >
>> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>> >
>> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>> >
>> > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Now it gets really weird.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>> >
>> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>> >
>> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>> >
>> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>> >
>> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Both assassins were known by their three names.
>> >
>> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>> >
>> >
>> > Now hang on to your seat.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
>> >
>> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and
>> >
>> > hid in a warehouse.
>> >
>> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
>> >
>> > and hid in a theatre.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > And here's the kicker...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
>> >
>> > Maryland
>> >
>> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can,
>> >
>> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

WTF? IMpossible

SilverTab · 06-30-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

WTF? IMpossible

kinda hard to believe, indeed....
I wonder how much of this is actually true

MetaMan · 06-30-2005, 10:45 AM

careful you are bashing the worlds best designer!

you know what happens when you bash the worlds best designer!!!!!!!!!????????

Mutt · 06-30-2005, 10:47 AM

FilthyRob · 06-30-2005, 10:48 AM

Good one!

MetaMan · 06-30-2005, 01:05 PM

be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-30-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

And you are one dumb hiding whinny bitch...

Metalsound · 06-30-2005, 01:14 PM

Rolfmao!!!!!!

LittleSassy · 06-30-2005, 01:21 PM

IwantU Bryan · 06-30-2005, 01:23 PM

Ajajaja

candyflip · 06-30-2005, 01:24 PM

Thanks for making me laugh.

I'm wearing a bike helmet · 06-30-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

yes, I know.... I'm fearing the mighty ALien.

nico-t · 06-30-2005, 06:05 PM

alec · 06-30-2005, 10:15 PM

Surprisingly, looks like people here still loves this GFY proclaimed celebrity.. ;)

06-29-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
I'm wearing a bike helmet So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 52	Tom Cruise vs. AlienQ Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity. AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity. Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry. AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else. Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens. AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien. Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting. AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting. Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields. AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else. Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness. AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness. Tom Cruise: Good Looking. AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking. Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly. AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.

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Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Two other people with similarities: John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln >> >> >> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can >> > >> > >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. >> > >> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. >> > >> > >> > >> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. >> > >> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. >> > >> > >> > >> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. >> > >> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. >> > >> > >> > >> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. >> > >> > Both Presidents were shot in the head. >> > >> > >> > >> > Now it gets really weird. >> > >> > >> > >> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. >> > >> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. >> > >> > >> > >> > Both were assassinated by Southerners. >> > >> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. >> > >> > >> > >> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. >> > >> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. >> > >> > >> > >> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. >> > >> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. >> > >> > >> > >> > Both assassins were known by their three names. >> > >> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters. >> > >> > >> > Now hang on to your seat. >> > >> > >> > >> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' >> > >> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' >> > >> > >> > >> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and >> > >> > hid in a warehouse. >> > >> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran >> > >> > and hid in a theatre. >> > >> > >> > >> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. >> > >> > >> > >> > And here's the kicker... >> > >> > >> > >> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, >> > >> > Maryland >> > >> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. >> > >> > >> > >> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can, >> > >> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading. __________________

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