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Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.