Tom Cruise vs. AlienQ
 

Tom Cruise: Famous celebrity.
AlienQ: Thinks he is a famous celebrity.

Tom Cruise: Self proclaimed expert in psychiatry.
AlienQ: Self proclaimend expert in everything else.

Tom Cruise: Believes in aliens.
AlienQ: Believes he IS an alien.

Tom Cruise: Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch ranting.
AlienQ: Jumps up and down on his keyboard ranting.

Tom Cruise: Verbally bashes Brooke Shields.
AlienQ: Verbally bashes everyone else.

Tom Cruise: Unable to grasp the idea of people needing meds for mental illness.
AlienQ: Needs meds for mental illness.

Tom Cruise: Good Looking.
AlienQ: Thinks he's good looking.

Tom Cruise: Currently running his mouth incessantly.
AlienQ: Currently running his mouth incessantly.

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lol, even posters with

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make fun of AlienQ

Fucken fabulous. :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO..... Mark even has to laugh at this thread :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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:error AlienQueer

Tom and Oprah Approved!!

http://www.oprahwinfrey.de/Bilder/Bi...Cruise_jpg.jpg

Lmao !!

good one :)

I am just an "anon troll" apparently

too funny :1orglaugh

He obviously didn't change his attitude after his first banning.

i got love for ya nig

wtf?...LOL

Pretty damn funny... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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hahahaha thanks for the good laugh

very similar indeed

Two other people with similarities:

John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln

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>> > Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can
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>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
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>> > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
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>> > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
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>> > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
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>> > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
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>> > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
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>> > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
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>> > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
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>> > Now it gets really weird.
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>> > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
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>> > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
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>> > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
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>> > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
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>> > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
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>> > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
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>> > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
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>> > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
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>> > Both assassins were known by their three names.
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>> > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
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>> > Now hang on to your seat.
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>> > Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
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>> > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
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>> > Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and
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>> > hid in a warehouse.
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>> > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
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>> > and hid in a theatre.
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>> > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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>> > And here's the kicker...
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>> > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe,
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>> > Maryland
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>> > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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>> > Weird eh? Send this to as many people as you can,
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>> > because: this is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

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i love this one ..... LoL :thumbsup

WTF? IMpossible

kinda hard to believe, indeed....
I wonder how much of this is actually true

careful you are bashing the worlds best designer!

you know what happens when you bash the worlds best designer!!!!!!!!!????????



:helpme

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Good one!

:1orglaugh be careful AlienQ is the l33test poster on GFY, he can ruin your entire adult industry career within a snap of opening photoshop!

And you are one dumb hiding whinny bitch...

Rolfmao!!!!!!

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Ajajaja :1orglaugh

Thanks for making me laugh.

yes, I know.... I'm fearing the mighty ALien.

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Surprisingly, looks like people here still loves this GFY proclaimed celebrity.. ;)