Adwords is really fucking annoying... - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 06-29-2005, 07:39 AM

So before I went to bed last night I changed up my campaign obviously to improve results and what not... Well I wake up this am, check stats, and for some reason my ads are not displaying... They all say active.. they did display 6 times... But after that nothing...

I am going to have to call these fuckers up... Traffic should of started to flow already...

You would think these guys would have this shit worked out better and what not....

dropped9 · 06-29-2005, 07:41 AM

Anyone got the number to their customer service?

Pipecrew · 06-29-2005, 07:42 AM

Those guys add new crazy rules every single day, not worth it anymore.. Sometimes they let your campaign go and sure enough 2 days later its suspended for some stupid reason like spelling "ass" like "azz"

if i can say ass on tv, i should be able to say it on google haha.

CDSmith · 06-29-2005, 07:46 AM

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VKLS Lutz · 06-29-2005, 07:50 AM

it's annoying. you have to check at least 3 or 4 times a day if your "keywords are performing well".

very often the costs go through the roof, too these days.
advertising on google slowly becomes a full time job

however, as long as I make some profit with it...

sorry, don't know their number

dropped9 · 06-29-2005, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Go to the nearest Wal-mart and ask them where they keep this latest gadget called the "shockfucker". It clips to your keyboard and lets you configure a certain key that enables you to send a mild shock through the internet to shock whatever fucker you're in communication with. Works with ICQ, AOL, email or MSN.

Get the new Shockfucker, and shock that fucker who's been annoying the shit out of you.

:D

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

teksonline · 06-29-2005, 09:16 AM

There's reasons why they stop, and only time spent playing with it will you discover them all...

AdultNex · 06-29-2005, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

Those guys add new crazy rules every single day, not worth it anymore.. Sometimes they let your campaign go and sure enough 2 days later its suspended for some stupid reason like spelling "ass" like "azz"

if i can say ass on tv, i should be able to say it on google haha.

It's pretty much clearly stated that they do not tolerate any forms of intentional misspellings, etc.

ffmihai · 06-29-2005, 09:33 AM

i agree with that

warlock5 · 06-29-2005, 10:42 AM

I haven't had too many problems with Adwords. Just keep your CTR rate up and follow the editorial guidelines.

I've had my campaigns suspended maybe three times. Once it was a bad CTR, another time a misspelling, and another my CC got declined (no fucking clue why.)

Tom_PM · 06-29-2005, 10:44 AM

Can be a pain sometimes. Like when you add keywords to a brand new campaign and they're "On Hold" before it's even active, lol.

Manowar · 06-29-2005, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Go to the nearest Wal-mart and ask them where they keep this latest gadget called the "shockfucker". It clips to your keyboard and lets you configure a certain key that enables you to send a mild shock through the internet to shock whatever fucker you're in communication with. Works with ICQ, AOL, email or MSN.

Get the new Shockfucker, and shock that fucker who's been annoying the shit out of you.

:D

fris · 06-29-2005, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

Those guys add new crazy rules every single day, not worth it anymore.. Sometimes they let your campaign go and sure enough 2 days later its suspended for some stupid reason like spelling "ass" like "azz"

if i can say ass on tv, i should be able to say it on google haha.

did you get my email?

johndoebob · 06-29-2005, 10:55 AM

Nothing new, since they started they like to play god because they can.

No equally good alternatives, no need to change anything for them.

Far-L · 06-29-2005, 11:02 AM

What is considered a good or great CTR these days on Adwords?

Thanks in advance to anyone can give me some feedback.

johndoebob · 06-29-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

What is considered a good or great CTR these days on Adwords?

Thanks in advance to anyone can give me some feedback.

Depends on the product, keywords and your ability to write a good AdWords advertising line.

Far-L · 06-29-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johndoebob

Depends on the product, keywords and your ability to write a good AdWords advertising line.

amateur site, amateur porn type keywords, with copy that is specific and compliant with adwords rules....

dropped9 · 06-29-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

amateur site, amateur porn type keywords, with copy that is specific and compliant with adwords rules....

I was getting ctrs all over the board with those keywords... anything from 2% to 7%... But the conversion ratios were horrible...

Far-L · 06-29-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

I was getting ctrs all over the board with those keywords... anything from 2% to 7%... But the conversion ratios were horrible...

Thanks! Obviously... 2% with good conversion is better than 7% with crappy conversions but we have no problem on the conversions so I am just wondering how to get the CTR higher...

johndoebob · 06-29-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Thanks! Obviously... 2% with good conversion is better than 7% with crappy conversions but we have no problem on the conversions so I am just wondering how to get the CTR higher...

Use text like FREE, ONLY TODAY etc. but don't expect better results

Rather target more new keywords than doing text experiments that could cost you lots of money.

Far-L · 06-29-2005, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johndoebob

Use text like FREE, ONLY TODAY etc. but don't expect better results

Rather target more new keywords than doing text experiments that could cost you lots of money.

Thanks, that is helpful too.

I will set up separate campaigns to test ad text and try more variety on offer hooks in the ads to see what works.

We no longer offer free trials but we could do free dvds... who wouldn't click through for those, right?

06-29-2005, 07:39 AM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Adwords is really fucking annoying... So before I went to bed last night I changed up my campaign obviously to improve results and what not... Well I wake up this am, check stats, and for some reason my ads are not displaying... They all say active.. they did display 6 times... But after that nothing... I am going to have to call these fuckers up... Traffic should of started to flow already... You would think these guys would have this shit worked out better and what not....

06-29-2005, 07:46 AM	#4
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06-29-2005, 09:33 AM	#9
ffmihai keep walking... Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,177	i agree with that __________________

06-29-2005, 10:44 AM	#11
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Can be a pain sometimes. Like when you add keywords to a brand new campaign and they're "On Hold" before it's even active, lol. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-29-2005, 07:41 AM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Anyone got the number to their customer service?

06-29-2005, 07:42 AM	#3
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Those guys add new crazy rules every single day, not worth it anymore.. Sometimes they let your campaign go and sure enough 2 days later its suspended for some stupid reason like spelling "ass" like "azz" if i can say ass on tv, i should be able to say it on google haha.

06-29-2005, 09:16 AM	#7
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	There's reasons why they stop, and only time spent playing with it will you discover them all...

06-29-2005, 10:42 AM	#10
warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	I haven't had too many problems with Adwords. Just keep your CTR rate up and follow the editorial guidelines. I've had my campaigns suspended maybe three times. Once it was a bad CTR, another time a misspelling, and another my CC got declined (no fucking clue why.)

06-29-2005, 10:55 AM	#14
johndoebob Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,405	Nothing new, since they started they like to play god because they can. No equally good alternatives, no need to change anything for them. __________________

06-29-2005, 11:02 AM	#15
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	What is considered a good or great CTR these days on Adwords? Thanks in advance to anyone can give me some feedback. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."