Originally Posted by CDSmith

Go to the nearest Wal-mart and ask them where they keep this latest gadget called the "shockfucker". It clips to your keyboard and lets you configure a certain key that enables you to send a mild shock through the internet to shock whatever fucker you're in communication with. Works with ICQ, AOL, email or MSN.

Get the new Shockfucker, and shock that fucker who's been annoying the shit out of you.

:D