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06-25-2005, 12:52 AM
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A sure fire set of steps for a fine evening...
1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants. 3: Open your mouth. 4: Suck my cock. 5: Choke on it. 6: Die. Can someone translate this into Aramaic? |
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06-25-2005, 01:13 AM
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oops. Those were the instructions for my wife. What I need for my sermon is...
1: Get on your knees. 2: Unzip my pants. 3: Open your mouth. 4: Suck my cock. 5: Wait for the Jizz. 6: Swallow. I will need this translated into Aramaic, and Hebrew. |
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06-25-2005, 01:25 AM
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this is ALL most uncharacteristic --
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06-25-2005, 01:30 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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hmmm, I mistook you for a holy man, I need to pay closer attention.
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06-25-2005, 01:35 AM
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Holy Crap!
 No really, I think Theo has been hitting the Jesus Juice in a serious way tonight. ADG Webmaster |
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06-25-2005, 01:39 AM
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Yes my Son, this is why I have the need for an Aramaic or Hebrew translation. This way no one will know what I am saying, but it would be very convincing. On a side note is there a Turkey Recipe that you like? |
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06-25-2005, 01:41 AM
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PRAISE ALLAH! I hope that you are blessed with goats that walk straight. |
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06-25-2005, 01:50 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Tennis? Did somebody say tennis?
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06-25-2005, 01:51 AM
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06-25-2005, 01:54 AM
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Barbecued in a Weber Kettle, stuffed, indirect heat. Basted in its own juices. |
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06-25-2005, 01:55 AM
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I amshamed to say that girls um... privates look like a McDonald's Hamburger, and I am now looking for a snack. I shall say 10 Hail Mary's, and sing a song of peace, and love.
On a lighter note. I have found that blasted paper clip! |
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06-25-2005, 02:01 AM
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This sounds very tasty. Do you dream of Goats? Do you like to water flowers? I find you fascinating. Will you join my Cult? I would give you a cool name. Something like Brother Love Bone. Yes? We meet on Thursday usually. |
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06-25-2005, 02:06 AM
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Yes, no, and I don't really do clubs. But thanks for asking. |
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06-25-2005, 02:09 AM
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I accept your refusal, and hope that God may sweep the path in front of you always.
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06-25-2005, 02:30 AM
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