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Theo The Theologian · 06-25-2005, 01:13 AM

oops. Those were the instructions for my wife. What I need for my sermon is...

1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants.
3: Open your mouth.
4: Suck my cock.
5: Wait for the Jizz.
6: Swallow.

I will need this translated into Aramaic, and Hebrew.

06-25-2005, 01:13 AM
Theo The Theologian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,099	oops. Those were the instructions for my wife. What I need for my sermon is... 1: Get on your knees. 2: Unzip my pants. 3: Open your mouth. 4: Suck my cock. 5: Wait for the Jizz. 6: Swallow. I will need this translated into Aramaic, and Hebrew. __________________ I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.