A sure fire set of steps for a fine evening...
 

1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants.
3: Open your mouth.
4: Suck my cock.
5: Choke on it.
6: Die.

Can someone translate this into Aramaic?

oops. Those were the instructions for my wife. What I need for my sermon is...

1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants.
3: Open your mouth.
4: Suck my cock.
5: Wait for the Jizz.
6: Swallow.

I will need this translated into Aramaic, and Hebrew.

this is ALL most uncharacteristic -- :winkwink:


2HP

hmmm, I mistook you for a holy man, I need to pay closer attention.

Holy Crap!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/Holy-Crap.jpg

No really, I think Theo has been hitting the Jesus Juice in a serious way tonight.

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Yes my Son, this is why I have the need for an Aramaic or Hebrew translation. This way no one will know what I am saying, but it would be very convincing.

On a side note is there a Turkey Recipe that you like?

The Fonz was looking for you recently. He left a message. Be around tomorrow evening for some tennis.

PRAISE ALLAH! I hope that you are blessed with goats that walk straight.

Tennis? Did somebody say tennis?

http://images.populus.ch/cgi-bin/pix...ennisFotze.jpg

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HEY -- where the FUCK do you live in SF -- ? -- let's get BEERS -- !! -- !!

2HP

Barbecued in a Weber Kettle, stuffed, indirect heat. Basted in its own juices.

I amshamed to say that girls um... privates look like a McDonald's Hamburger, and I am now looking for a snack. I shall say 10 Hail Mary's, and sing a song of peace, and love.

On a lighter note. I have found that blasted paper clip!

This sounds very tasty.

Do you dream of Goats? Do you like to water flowers? I find you fascinating. Will you join my Cult? I would give you a cool name. Something like Brother Love Bone. Yes? We meet on Thursday usually.

Yes, no, and I don't really do clubs. But thanks for asking.

I accept your refusal, and hope that God may sweep the path in front of you always.

I was really looking forward to seeing you there Brother Love Bone :(