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Old 06-07-2005, 04:03 PM   #1
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Guys, if you were a girl.......

wouldn't you just sit at home all day and play with yourself?

I WOULD!
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:05 PM   #2
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no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:06 PM   #3
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:12 PM   #4
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no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.
Amen my brother. Women get let off of everything just cuz they have boobs! Boobs are the key to all womens power.
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:13 PM   #5
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Yeah, I pretty much find it impossible to work in the presence of any girlfriend as is. I'm constantly 'checking the oil'... you know, just to make sure the cooter is working properly. Proper cooter maintinence is crucial ;)
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:13 PM   #6
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no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.
yup, and I might even like the club scene.....
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:14 PM   #7
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Amen my brother. Women get let off of everything just cuz they have boobs! Boobs are the key to all womens power.
Boobs are fun, and definitely entertaining, but PUSSY is the key!
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:22 PM   #8
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I'd buy a pocket rocket, extra batteries, put the fucker on auto pilot and cum all day while rocking in my office chair getting work done -- hands free.

Fuck it, I'm getting one now and snuggling it against my balls while I get work done.
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:28 PM   #9
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i'd spread my lips and fly away like a bat
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:29 PM   #10
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Fuck playing with myself and stay at home. I'd make a living going out being an escort.
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:30 PM   #11
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i would be a lesbian
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:46 PM   #12
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Fuck playing with myself and stay at home. I'd make a living going out being an escort.
don't forget the rubber
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Old 06-07-2005, 04:50 PM   #13
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it would get old quick.
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