Guys, if you were a girl.......
 

wouldn't you just sit at home all day and play with yourself?

:thumbsup I WOULD!

no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.

Why?

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Amen my brother. Women get let off of everything just cuz they have boobs! Boobs are the key to all womens power.

Yeah, I pretty much find it impossible to work in the presence of any girlfriend as is. I'm constantly 'checking the oil'... you know, just to make sure the cooter is working properly. Proper cooter maintinence is crucial ;)

yup, and I might even like the club scene.....

Boobs are fun, and definitely entertaining, but PUSSY is the key!

I'd buy a pocket rocket, extra batteries, put the fucker on auto pilot and cum all day while rocking in my office chair getting work done -- hands free.

Fuck it, I'm getting one now and snuggling it against my balls while I get work done.

i'd spread my lips and fly away like a bat

Fuck playing with myself and stay at home. I'd make a living going out being an escort.

i would be a lesbian

:1orglaugh :thumbsup don't forget the rubber

it would get old quick.