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  • practiceTITOISM
    Confirmed User
    • May 2005
    • 441

    #1

    Guys, if you were a girl.......

    wouldn't you just sit at home all day and play with yourself?

    I WOULD!
  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #2
    no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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    • tranza
      ICQ: 197-556-237
      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Why?

      5678
      I'm just a newbie.

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      • practiceTITOISM
        Confirmed User
        • May 2005
        • 441

        #4
        Originally posted by nofx
        no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.
        Amen my brother. Women get let off of everything just cuz they have boobs! Boobs are the key to all womens power.

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        • xenigo
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 8067

          #5
          Yeah, I pretty much find it impossible to work in the presence of any girlfriend as is. I'm constantly 'checking the oil'... you know, just to make sure the cooter is working properly. Proper cooter maintinence is crucial ;)

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          • Icon
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 1757

            #6
            Originally posted by nofx
            no, but i would get away with 80% more stuff if I was a woman.
            yup, and I might even like the club scene.....

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            • xenigo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 8067

              #7
              Originally posted by practiceTITOISM
              Amen my brother. Women get let off of everything just cuz they have boobs! Boobs are the key to all womens power.
              Boobs are fun, and definitely entertaining, but PUSSY is the key!

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              • psili
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 5526

                #8
                I'd buy a pocket rocket, extra batteries, put the fucker on auto pilot and cum all day while rocking in my office chair getting work done -- hands free.

                Fuck it, I'm getting one now and snuggling it against my balls while I get work done.
                Your post count means nothing.

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                • nosey
                  Talk Hard
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14413

                  #9
                  i'd spread my lips and fly away like a bat

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                  • Mike Okitch
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 4126

                    #10
                    Fuck playing with myself and stay at home. I'd make a living going out being an escort.
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                    • zentz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 8062

                      #11
                      i would be a lesbian
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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                        Fuck playing with myself and stay at home. I'd make a living going out being an escort.
                        don't forget the rubber
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                        • FilthyRob
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6741

                          #13
                          it would get old quick.
                          AKA - Clubsexy

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