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FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacruz

I LOVE SIMPSONS!

Hilarious when ned is going skiing and wearing spandex his ass is all muslce and homer is freaked out ned says "It's like i'm wearing nothing at all" keeps playing in homers head with ned's ass shaking lol.. too funny not sure if i described it well tho!

Nothin at all.... Nothin at all..... Nothin at all....

Stupid sexy Flanders!

tranza · 06-03-2005, 11:06 AM

Hahahahahaha...

Who doesn't love Homer?

kaylacruz · 06-03-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FilthyRob

Nothin at all.... Nothin at all..... Nothin at all....

Stupid sexy Flanders!

THATS IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

StuartD · 06-03-2005, 11:10 AM

It's funny how the craze shifted though, isn't it? When the show first hit the airwaves, it was all about Bart, he was their lead and the one that everyone talked about.

But after a few years, everyone fell in love with Homer and Bart became just one of the kids.

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 11:10 AM

"Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know."

Apu needed to be represented too.

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 11:18 AM

Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!

juve20 · 06-03-2005, 11:23 AM

too many to list. they're such a dumb ass family.

tony

tradermcduck · 06-03-2005, 11:25 AM

I love the Simpson

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 11:26 AM

"And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer." -- Lionel Hutz

Sarah_Jayne · 06-03-2005, 11:28 AM

"I bent my wookie." wins out for me

CDSmith · 06-03-2005, 11:31 AM

"BART, LISA, time to come and rub your aunt Patty's FEET"

(((shudders)))

seeric · 06-03-2005, 11:32 AM

DOH!!!!!!!

PAR · 06-03-2005, 11:32 AM

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property.

HammerALL · 06-03-2005, 11:33 AM

"If it makes go clear - it's your window to weight gain"

PAR · 06-03-2005, 11:35 AM

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems.

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): Really, you think I?m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don?t talk to a lot of women do you?

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

pradaboy · 06-03-2005, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property.

I'm laughing my ass off here...

gecko · 06-03-2005, 11:32 PM

"eay my shorts"

huey · 06-03-2005, 11:35 PM

Think it is the episode where Bart and Lisa play hockey against each other.

Relish XXX · 06-04-2005, 12:19 AM

When Marge is in court with the shit lawyer. As they walk into court and see the judge...

Lawyer : Oh god it judge Reinholt.
Marge: What is wrong with that?
Lawyer: Last year I nearly ran over his cat.
Marge: That is much to worry about
Lawyer: Actually replace nearly and cat with repeatidily and son.

Vitasoy · 06-04-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

haha! Man I love the simpsons

woj · 06-04-2005, 02:03 AM

some good quotes here...

Agent Buckwalt · 06-04-2005, 02:20 AM

"Homer, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest man in history
From The, Town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut Tree AAAAA!!!!" (Season 3, Funniest Simpsons Intro)

FilthyRob · 06-04-2005, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

When Marge is in court with the shit lawyer. As they walk into court and see the judge...

Lawyer : Oh god it judge Reinholt.
Marge: What is wrong with that?
Lawyer: Last year I nearly ran over his cat.
Marge: That is much to worry about
Lawyer: Actually replace nearly and cat with repeatidily and son.

Lionel Hutz rocks

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PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	just a few good ones Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend. Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres. Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks? [focuses in on ear plug/mic] Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket. Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi. Homer: Get off my property.

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PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	come on now I have a simpsons screen saver... man I watch that show to much Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems. Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): Really, you think I?m gorgeous? Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something. Renee: You don?t talk to a lot of women do you? Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

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