John Kerry botched the opening pitch at the Yankees/Sox game

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  • adhesive
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    • May 2004
    • 49

    #1

    John Kerry botched the opening pitch at the Yankees/Sox game



    As you can see, the ball bounced before it got home... heh
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  • EviLGuY
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    • Apr 2003
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    #2
    George Bush just has a Secret Service guy do it for him.

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    • Easton
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      • Sep 2002
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      #3
      a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic
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      • BigG
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        • Apr 2004
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        #4
        Originally posted by adhesive


        As you can see, the ball bounced before it got home... heh
        He should have just tried to "bean" somebody and start a bench clearing brawl!

        Now that would be news!!!

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        • BigG
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          • Apr 2004
          • 931

          #5
          Originally posted by Easton
          a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic

          Which is worse:

          1. Non athlete who attempts to pitch it in hard and comes up short?

          2. Non athlete who throws the ball up at forty-five degree angle and it floats like a rainbow to the catcher . . . but the catcher has to run to catch it?

          These are basically the only two things that ever happen when a "non athlete" throws in the First Pitch.

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          • kahloz
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            • Jul 2004
            • 230

            #6
            Kerry has a big ass

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            • herbal logic
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              • Feb 2004
              • 1172

              #7
              just fear bob dole's right handed fast ball

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              • pussyluver
                Clueless OleMan
                • Mar 2003
                • 11009

                #8
                Originally posted by EviLGuY
                George Bush just has a Secret Service guy do it for him.
                To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.

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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                  To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.
                  So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

                  Good attitude retard.

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                  • pxxx
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 12114

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kahloz
                    Kerry has a big ass
                    That was kind of out of the blue.

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                    • kahloz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 230

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pxxx
                      That was kind of out of the blue.
                      Well I looked at the picture and he has a big ass.

                      Bill Blinton had a Big Ass.

                      Hello Mr. President!

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                      • baddog
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                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

                        I don't know how they pick their leaders up there, but that is how we do it here

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                        • baddog
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kahloz
                          Kerry has a big ass
                          that is his bullet proof vest

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                          • herbal logic
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                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1172

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

                            Good attitude retard.

                            he was talking about a pitch.

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                            • kahloz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 230

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              that is his bullet proof vest
                              It's got my vote!

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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by herbal logic
                                he was talking about a pitch.
                                I don't think there is any point in explaining that to him

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                                • pussyluver
                                  Clueless OleMan
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11009

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                  So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

                                  Good attitude retard.
                                  Now is that what I said? NO!

                                  You're assignment is now to seach all my posts and see what I have had to say about Bush.

                                  I just believe in saying what's true. There are enough things about W that are true to make someone not vote for him.

                                  Your apology accepted .

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                                  • pussyluver
                                    Clueless OleMan
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11009

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                    I don't think there is any point in explaining that to him
                                    Right of course, thanks

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                                    • BradM
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397

                                      #19
                                      pussyluver: my bad I read it wrong. Sorry about that.

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                                      • pussyluver
                                        Clueless OleMan
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 11009

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                        pussyluver: my bad I read it wrong. Sorry about that.
                                        No prob

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                                        • BigG
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                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 931

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pussyluver
                                          To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.
                                          I heard the interview on ESPN with the catcher who caught the pitch:


                                          He was ordered to help Bush practice (earlier in the day) so that that he could get the ball to him. They threw for a long time.

                                          He said he had to be searched (thoroughly) before he practiced with the President.

                                          He said the President worked hard to be able to make the pitch.

                                          He said that Bush had been working at home for weeks (as well) in order to get make the throw.

                                          He said they searched him again before the start of the game and the actual first pitch.

                                          I wish he would have asked if Bush could put a little of that effort into his job as President.

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                                          • sickkittens
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            It looked more like a passed ball than it did a wild pitch to me.

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                                            • herbal logic
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 1172

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BigG
                                              I heard the interview on ESPN with the catcher who caught the pitch:


                                              He was ordered to help Bush practice (earlier in the day) so that that he could get the ball to him. They threw for a long time.

                                              He said he had to be searched (thoroughly) before he practiced with the President.

                                              He said the President worked hard to be able to make the pitch.

                                              He said that Bush had been working at home for weeks (as well) in order to get make the throw.

                                              He said they searched him again before the start of the game and the actual first pitch.

                                              I wish he would have asked if Bush could put a little of that effort into his job as President.
                                              no shit I would too so not to embarass myself in front of 40000 people

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                                              • BigG
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                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by herbal logic
                                                just fear bob dole's right handed fast ball

                                                OH CRAP!

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                                                • BigG
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 931

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by herbal logic
                                                  no shit I would too so not to embarass myself in front of 40000 people

                                                  I was at a Cleveland Browns game where a fan was given the chance to kick a field goal for a million dollars.


                                                  Starting from the other endzone - He had to punt the ball and wherever it landed, he had to pass the ball and wherever the pass landed, he had to kick a field goal off of a tee. He also had only one minute to get his field goal kick away.


                                                  You would think that any normal human would have practiced (just in case).

                                                  He actually had his tee placed so he had about a thirty-five yard field goal . . . he ran up to kick the football and hit it at the top of the ball.


                                                  So the football rolled end over end along the ground from the tee to the endzone.

                                                  It was sooooo sad.


                                                  Lesson: PRACTICE or risk looking FOOLISH

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                                                  • adhesive
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                                                    • May 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Dubya's pitch... from the mound:



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                                                    • DEVON
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      *LOL*

                                                      BradM is right.

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                                                      • squeezeboobs
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                                                        • Nov 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by kahloz
                                                        Kerry has a big ass
                                                        HAHAHA
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                                                        • nofx
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                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING

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                                                          • BigG
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                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 931

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by adhesive
                                                            Dubya's pitch... from the mound:


                                                            Well, it is wayyyy out of the strike zone but at least it didn?t bounce.

                                                            That is usually how they go!

                                                            They either bounce or the catcher is struggling to get to it.

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                                                            • baddog
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                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                              who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING
                                                              if you throw like a girl, you will probably be a president like a girl, and that just won't do

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                                                              • BigG
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                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 931

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by nofx
                                                                who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING


                                                                What?

                                                                How do you vote?

                                                                Do you ask all sorts of annoying questions about policy, etc.???

                                                                Who cares if we are under attack by terrorists . . . I say we attack another country (like Iraq)!

                                                                I just love the fact that Bush practiced for WEEKS to be able to throw the ball without bouncing it. I don?t care that his throw ended up being way off the plate, or that he could have spent all his ?practice? time on issues that matter. At least that ball didn?t bounce! Now go die in Iraq and forget that Osama is still on the loose!!!

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                                                                • Doc911
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by adhesive
                                                                  Dubya's pitch... from the mound:





                                                                  There is something just wrong about having "bush on the mound"


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                                                                  • woj
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    That's kinda pathetic, but he is a presidential candidate, not an athlete...
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                                                                    • mardigras
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                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by kahloz
                                                                      Kerry has a big ass
                                                                      It's that Botox
                                                                      .

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                                                                      • EviLSuperstaR
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                                                                        • May 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Easton
                                                                        a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic
                                                                        He's a Kite-Surfer

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                                                                        • kahloz
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Kerry throws like a girl?

                                                                          AND he has a big ass?

                                                                          HE has MY vote girlfriend!

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