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PAR · 06-03-2005, 11:35 AM

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems.

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): Really, you think I?m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don?t talk to a lot of women do you?

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

06-03-2005, 11:35 AM
PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	come on now I have a simpsons screen saver... man I watch that show to much Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems. Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): Really, you think I?m gorgeous? Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something. Renee: You don?t talk to a lot of women do you? Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?