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DWB · 05-30-2005, 11:49 PM

I live real close to Hazard...

Yee-haw!!!

skillfull · 05-30-2005, 11:51 PM

what the colonel secret sauce recipe ?

Turboface · 05-30-2005, 11:52 PM

What is there to do in Kentucky?!

StickyGreen · 05-30-2005, 11:53 PM

why is kentucky so worthless?

DWB · 05-30-2005, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by skillfull

what the colonel secret sauce recipe ?

Before KFC fired me, I signed a Trade Secrets agreement. Sorry, that's one thing about Kentucky I can't tell ya.

xxxice · 05-30-2005, 11:54 PM

Have you been to the cave there ?

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

What is there to do in Kentucky?!

Oh... lots of things. Let me tell you.

1) Cow tipping
2) Keg parties
3) We eat a lot
4) Cheap shopping centers (for welfare and poor Appalachian people)
5) We get very festive for the holidays...
6) We boat in the Ohio River and fish a lot
7) Hunt deer and squirrel
8) Cruse the local high schools for chicks
9) Drink a LOT of beer
10) Listen to classic rock radio
11) Use the internet(s) at the library
12) Gossip
13) Fight
14) Go to local bars with live classic rock, country or blue grass music
15) Work on your car
16) Play with fireworks

I could go on but the list is endless...

Oh... we do have some cool parks, lakes and places to rock climb and camp.

StickyGreen · 05-31-2005, 12:04 AM

dirtywhiteboys like you would have lots of fun out here in the bay area...lots of black/latina/whatever you need little whores runnin around everywhere...

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

why is kentucky so worthless?

Because it's the Blue Grass state. How can anything good come from a place with blue grass?

Not much here but hoarse farms, old wealthy racists and white trash.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

dirtywhiteboys like you would have lots of fun out here in the bay area...lots of black/latina/whatever you need little whores runnin around everywhere...

You do indeed have some SMOKING women up there.

Turboface · 05-31-2005, 12:06 AM

When a bridge is out, do you just jump it?

StickyGreen · 05-31-2005, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You do indeed have some SMOKING women up there.

holla at me when you come to the bay if you ever do mang...ill show you whassuppie... ;)

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb

Have you been to the cave there ?

We have a few caves. Most are for toursist but we do some spelunking in off the path caves that are not fully explored yet. We all have a hand drawn map and we all add to it as we get deeper into the cave. It's fun but very scary... and DARK.

There are lizards with no pigment and fish with no eyes... neat stuff.

bringer · 05-31-2005, 12:10 AM

how many of your sisters have you slept with?

StickyGreen · 05-31-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

how many of your sisters have you slept with?

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

When a bridge is out, do you just jump it?

Fuckin-a-right we jump it.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

how many of your sisters have you slept with?

There was NO penetration and she was my step sister... and that was a long time ago.

With that said, where I live you really do see a lot of people who looked fucked up from what looks to be inbreeding. No joke. They all have that long, blank face. It's sad really.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

holla at me when you come to the bay if you ever do mang...ill show you whassuppie... ;)

bringer · 05-31-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

There was NO penetration and she was my step sister... and that was a long time ago.

With that said, where I live you really do see a lot of people who looked fucked up from what looks to be inbreeding. No joke. They all have that long, blank face. It's sad really.

i bet you see a lot of that in your trailer park

another question: what percent of adult males have a mullet? AND how many of said adult males drive an iroc z28?

hilly · 05-31-2005, 12:19 AM

Wasnt that where Muhammed Alli is from? Loiseville ? Thats the only thin I remember about Kentuky

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

i bet you see a lot of that in your trailer park

another question: what percent of adult males have a mullet? AND how many of said adult males drive an iroc z28?

1) Sadly, I live nowhere near a trailer park. Though my area is redneck, my block (and a few around it) are VERY nice old homes (150+ years old) that have been renovated. Cobble stone street, 1000's of trees....it's really beautiful. Go 5 blocks out and it's rough.

2) Mullets. I wish I were lying when I say I see at least 5 mullets a day. Bad ones. Real bad ones.

3) Loads Iroc z28's around. Any redneck car you can think of can be seen driving around here.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by hilly

Wasnt that where Muhammed Alli is from? Loiseville ? Thats the only thin I remember about Kentuky

The Champ is from Louisville, Kentucky.

runaway · 05-31-2005, 12:22 AM

Y does Kentucky look lik a drumstick?

bringer · 05-31-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

1) Sadly, I live nowhere near a trailer park. Though my area is redneck, my block (and a few around it) are VERY nice old homes (150+ years old) that have been renovated. Cobble stone street, 1000's of trees....it's really beautiful. Go 5 blocks out and it's rough.

2) Mullets. I wish I were lying when I say I see at least 5 mullets a day. Bad ones. Real bad ones.

3) Loads Iroc z28's around. Any redneck car you can think of can be seen driving around here.

what city? i didnt know kentucky allowed anything bigger then a double wide.
can i visit and bang some inbreeding trailer trash?

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by runaway

Y does Kentucky look lik a drumstick?

Because of this guy (William Barrett):

If you need me to explain his importance to the shape of Kentucky, that will have to wait until we all have a little more time. Say... the next webmaster gathering. We can all gather 'round over drinks and I will explain it in great detail. It truly is an amazing story.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

what city? i didnt know kentucky allowed anything bigger then a double wide.
can i visit and bang some inbreeding trailer trash?

Sure thing. Fly into CVG and come on down to Dayton, Kentucky. I'll hook you up with what ever you need.

naugthygUrL · 05-31-2005, 01:21 AM

where did you get those info?

DWB · 05-31-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by naugthygUrL

where did you get those info?

Which info? I have a lot of it.

xclusive · 05-31-2005, 01:28 AM

I love Kentucky it's very nice there I lived in around Danville for a year and plan on retiring there on a big farm.

reynold · 05-31-2005, 01:31 AM

Sorry, I love Kentucky Fried Chicken....

Katerine · 05-31-2005, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I live real close to Hazard...

Yee-haw!!!

For me Kentucky = fried spicy chicken wings from Colonel :-) I like them a lot!

DWB · 05-31-2005, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

I love Kentucky it's very nice there I lived in around Danville for a year and plan on retiring there on a big farm.

GREAT place to have a farm and grow old.

MCP_Cristina · 05-31-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I live real close to Hazard...

Yee-haw!!!

Please hit me up when you get the chance, possibly around 2pm-3am EST. 197190113

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-31-2005, 01:47 AM

I lived in Lexington for around a year and a half...hated it!!!

Moved there after five years in Hawaii and 1-1/2 years in California.

I joined the Navy at 17 to get the fuck out of there.

I never understood why Kentucky has so many hick towns with small populations that have names like Paris, Rome, and Versailles (which the locals pronounce "Vur-Sales").

The only thing I liked about Kentucky was playing basketball with and against two former NBA players (James Lee and Jack Givens).

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DWB · 05-31-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I never understood why Kentucky has so many hick towns with small populations that have names like Paris, Rome, and Versailles (which the locals pronounce "Vur-Sales").

LMAO!!! We always talk about that.

Other mentions are: "Big Bone Lick" & "Crittenden"

DWB · 05-31-2005, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MCP_Cristina

Please hit me up when you get the chance, possibly around 2pm-3am EST. 197190113

I just ICQ'd ya. Hit me back tomorrow anytime and we can tell a few lies and gossip about the neighbors.

xclusive · 05-31-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

GREAT place to have a farm and grow old.

Yup already have the land and am having a house built there. I'll have to have you out when things are all set i'm planning on having a barn that will also be a place to shoot so i'll have some sets ready to go

morruga · 05-31-2005, 02:10 AM

there are gay police officers down in kentucky? :D

DWB · 05-31-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Yup already have the land and am having a house built there. I'll have to have you out when things are all set i'm planning on having a barn that will also be a place to shoot so i'll have some sets ready to go

Nice...

DWB · 05-31-2005, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by morruga

there are gay police officers down in kentucky? :D

I'm sure of it, but I don't know any of them. In fact, I go out of my way to not see any of them at all

However, the church on my street had a priest who "came out" 2 years ago and that caused a major ruckus. The entire neighborhood FLIPPED OUT when this happened. You would of thought he had been convicted and released of killing children the people freaked so much. Putting flyers in mailboxes about "is it safe for your children to play on this street" and crazy shit like that.

For what it's worth, within the 3 blocks around my house, there are FIVE churches.

Other mentions of excitement on my street over the past 5 years...

* A house burned down on new years eve right around midnight and a little boy was killed inside.

* There was a police chase that started (the foot part) RIGHT IN FRONT of my house when the guy was speeding down the street with the cops after him stopped at my house, got out and ran though my yard with cops after him and a helicopter over head. One of the cops slipped and busted his ASS in my front yard and dropped his walkie talkie. I took it. 3 hours later they came to my house looking for it. Busted. I just told them I was keeping it for him so a kid dint steal it.

* One of my neighbors is a cute Japanese girl who gets fucked hard every day. She leaves her windows open and EVERYONE can hear it (the houses are kind of close together). It's so fucking hot it hurts because she screams bloody murder when she cums. It happens just about every day between 12 noon and 3pm. We have a sexy black girl also but she isn't getting the pipe right or something because nobody ever hears her. One day I will take care of that.

And then there was this... no... that's it. Nothing else. It's Kentucky.

demented · 05-31-2005, 04:56 AM

DWB is like the first person from KY I've ever seen with a Beamer. Also, I'm from Corbin KY, so I can relate to the hee haw lifestyle

bigdog · 05-31-2005, 06:19 AM

for a guy that loves black girls why live in kentucky?

Pete-KT · 05-31-2005, 06:21 AM

Why do people in Kentucky inbreed?

DWB · 05-31-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by demented

DWB is like the first person from KY I've ever seen with a Beamer. Also, I'm from Corbin KY, so I can relate to the hee haw lifestyle

I just picked up the entire HeeHaw DVD set from Time Life. I love that old show.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdog

for a guy that loves black girls why live in kentucky?

Because since it's jammed pack full of racist hillbillies, I'm the only white guy in the entire state that gives them any love.

I have them all to myself.

DWB · 05-31-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Why do people in Kentucky inbreed?

It comes from the Appalachian people. They just didn't know any better and they slept with their relatives. It doesn't happen so much these days but it's too late... they have already messed up the gene pool.

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