DWB

I'm sure of it, but I don't know any of them. In fact, I go out of my way to not see any of them at all

However, the church on my street had a priest who "came out" 2 years ago and that caused a major ruckus. The entire neighborhood FLIPPED OUT when this happened. You would of thought he had been convicted and released of killing children the people freaked so much. Putting flyers in mailboxes about "is it safe for your children to play on this street" and crazy shit like that.

For what it's worth, within the 3 blocks around my house, there are FIVE churches.

Other mentions of excitement on my street over the past 5 years...

* A house burned down on new years eve right around midnight and a little boy was killed inside.

* There was a police chase that started (the foot part) RIGHT IN FRONT of my house when the guy was speeding down the street with the cops after him stopped at my house, got out and ran though my yard with cops after him and a helicopter over head. One of the cops slipped and busted his ASS in my front yard and dropped his walkie talkie. I took it. 3 hours later they came to my house looking for it. Busted. I just told them I was keeping it for him so a kid dint steal it.

* One of my neighbors is a cute Japanese girl who gets fucked hard every day. She leaves her windows open and EVERYONE can hear it (the houses are kind of close together). It's so fucking hot it hurts because she screams bloody murder when she cums. It happens just about every day between 12 noon and 3pm. We have a sexy black girl also but she isn't getting the pipe right or something because nobody ever hears her. One day I will take care of that.

And then there was this... no... that's it. Nothing else. It's Kentucky.