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SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 11:34 AM

ok, i used to sell timeshares many moons ago, set new sales records with my sales methods. Begged by disney and other to come work for them - out of that now but i know the contracts and the game.

in my town there's a timeshare resort - i wouldn't even think of buying a week there cept ONE week a year - the icelantic festival week. the hotels are booked 5 years in advance for that week. and this is the best hotel in the best location of all. the resort didn't even want to sell that week (they can rent for huge dollars) but i found a salesman who's the son in law of the owner and he hadn't had a sale in 6 months - he was starving. he asked me for $38K for both - i told him if they sold it for $30K i'd buy it right there and then - he hemmed and hawed for about 3 hours back and forth with the owner and then took it - and even let me put the WHOLE thing on my amex.

fuck - i can rent EACH unit for about $3,000 a year on that week - not going to though - i need the rooms for friends i bring into town that week. but i'll never fucking loose at that price if i ever want to sell them. and cause i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better.

and i'm a member of RCI now - i dont' have to trade anything and i have access to all the excess inventory of all rci resorts now at maitence fee rates.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

sometimes you just luck out. I'm fucking dancing I'm soo happy I got them

mrthumbs · 05-26-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, i used to sell timeshares many moons ago, set new sales records with my sales methods. Begged by disney and other to come work for them -

Oh boy, here we go again

Juicy D. Links · 05-26-2005, 11:36 AM

Sleazy i want to cum up and visit you one of these days

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Sleazy i want to cum up and visit you one of these days

absolutly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

NaughtyRob · 05-26-2005, 11:37 AM

Show off.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Oh boy, here we go again

crack?

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broke · 05-26-2005, 11:38 AM

idiot. idiot. idiot.

Juicy D. Links · 05-26-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

absolutly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

holla back we set up something soon

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by broke

idiot. idiot. idiot.

jealous i spent more on something frivilous than you make a year?

ronaldo · 05-26-2005, 12:01 PM

Nice buy man.

Would suck if they moved the Icelandic Festival by a couple of weeks though.

adultdesignkings · 05-26-2005, 12:12 PM

That sounds like a very cool timeshare and I'm off to find out about that festival now.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Nice buy man.

Would suck if they moved the Icelandic Festival by a couple of weeks though.

festival hasn't changed in 100 years - that's the aug long weekend here. my timeshare contract stats i have it the icelantic festival week though - not the specific dates - to be sure. I covered that base. ;)

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by adultdesignkings

That sounds like a very cool timeshare and I'm off to find out about that festival now.

the area is the largest icelantic settlement outside of iceland
fun 3 day weekend

ronaldo · 05-26-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

festival hasn't changed in 100 years - that's the aug long weekend here. my timeshare contract stats i have it the icelantic festival week though - not the specific dates - to be sure. I covered that base. ;)

Yeah, I figured it hadn't changed it a while.

Nice to have that in writing though.

D-Money · 05-26-2005, 12:16 PM

Sounds like a steal of a deal.

MrIzzz · 05-26-2005, 12:16 PM

that is very sweet

if i can come up and visit i will carve ice sculptures for you for a week

broke · 05-26-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

jealous i spent more on something frivilous than you make a year?

Yeah -- that's it.

At some point -- you're not going to want/need it. In the meantime, your "mauitence" fee will go through the roof. Good luck selling privately.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Yeah -- that's it.

At some point -- you're not going to want/need it. In the meantime, your "mauitence" fee will go through the roof. Good luck selling privately.

maitence fee is capped to a certain percentage increase a year

any other week will be hard to sell - that week will be EASY to sell, at a profit.
all hotels in that town and surrounding areas are sold out 5 years in advance.

think about it - i do know my marketplace.

opflix · 05-26-2005, 12:27 PM

translation: i'm fat & i have money now reply to my worthless thread & make me feel good... tell me you're jealous... naa naaahna na na

broke · 05-26-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

maitence fee is capped to a certain percentage increase a year

any other week will be hard to sell - that week will be EASY to sell, at a profit.
all hotels in that town and surrounding areas are sold out 5 years in advance.

Look -- I'm honestly not hoping you got a bad deal and I'm honestly not hoping you'll lose $.01 on the deal.

I hope you do well.

It's just been proven to be an unwise "investment" in most cases (for dopes that don't do any research) and there are a TON of dopes around here that follow blindly.

sherie · 05-26-2005, 12:32 PM

How many years do you have it for?

JFK · 05-26-2005, 12:32 PM

Mrs F.U.B.A.R and I are honoured to be the first occupants of this fanstastic investment

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

How many years do you have it for?

99 year lease

ronaldo · 05-26-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix

translation: i'm fat & i have money now reply to my worthless thread & make me feel good... tell me you're jealous... naa naaahna na na

While I don't agree with everything Sleazy says or does-far from it, this thread is certainly no more worthless than 90% of the other threads created here.

It's news in his life, that some people may find interesting.

Not to mention a nice break from the 2257 threads.

P.S. I know of the festival of which he speaks, and yes, I AM jealous. Not so much the time share itself, but the notion that he's guaranteed to see all the hot Icelandic babes every damn year.

sherie · 05-26-2005, 12:35 PM

Excellent deal!! Good for you! I don't know much about time shares, but I do know that, that is a great deal!

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Look -- I'm honestly not hoping you got a bad deal and I'm honestly not hoping you'll lose $.01 on the deal.

I hope you do well.

It's just been proven to be an unwise "investment" in most cases (for dopes that don't do any research) and there are a TON of dopes around here that follow blindly.

i agree most are not worth it - but like anything know your marketplace.

RuthB · 05-26-2005, 12:38 PM

Congrats Sleazy, always good to find a great deal AND be in a position to take advantage of it. AND a 99 year lease too!!

Rock on and have fun at the festival!

opflix · 05-26-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i agree most are not worth it - but like anything know your marketplace.

yes, bow... i am "BORN IN THE LAND OF THE TWINKIES... I MEAN... GODS"

all yer advice is in the same book we've all read fat boy. start a new thread glorifying yourself.... this 1 is tired.

..

WiredGuy · 05-26-2005, 12:40 PM

Congrats Sleazy

WG

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix

yes, bow... i am "BORN IN THE LAND OF THE TWINKIES... I MEAN... GODS"

all yer advice is in the same book we've all read fat boy. start a new thread glorifying yourself.... this 1 is tired.

..

most trolls when burned pull the fat card.

soo sad

opflix · 05-26-2005, 12:46 PM

THREAD HIJACKED - beeeeeeeeeeeatch! LOL - look, fat is fat... i'm not, u r, i call a spade a spade. enjoy... my work is done here

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tASSy · 05-26-2005, 01:14 PM

wow, good job sleazy! sounds like a smart investment to me.

Barefootsies · 05-26-2005, 01:14 PM

Congrats.

Mako · 05-26-2005, 01:19 PM

Good deal SD, never hurts having a place for friends to stay for big annual events that is NOT in your own house lol.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mako

Good deal SD, never hurts having a place for friends to stay for big annual events that is NOT in your own house lol.

cottage will be full that weekend too.

Sly · 05-26-2005, 01:49 PM

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal man. Get some pictures of this place and throw 'em up.

05-26-2005, 01:51 PM

who really cares ?

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

who really cares ?

you posted

Odie · 05-26-2005, 01:56 PM

congrats on your new time share..good thing you got it durign the festival..my parents had one in the bahamas and we never used it..was a waste of $$ altho we had access to any of the time shares in the world that they owned but finding available time was a pain..they were never avail

quiet · 05-26-2005, 02:15 PM

i've always avoided timeshares like the plague. sounds like this is a good deal though.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

i've always avoided timeshares like the plague. sounds like this is a good deal though.

i sold them and i'd agree. this week is different though - supply and demand.

College Downtime · 05-26-2005, 02:19 PM

definatly jealous

Tango · 05-26-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

and i'm a member of RCI now - i dont' have to trade anything and i have access to all the excess inventory of all rci resorts now at maitence fee rates.

thats great that you don't have to trade I know that trading within the RCI system can be a pain in the ass sometimes - although their implementation with HiltonClub is pretty sweet

flashfire · 05-26-2005, 03:01 PM

nice buy, I've been looking at buying some cabins and renting them out

MicroChick · 05-26-2005, 03:06 PM

"i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better."

I don't know much about time shares...is this a yearly maintenance fee? Those I know who have invested in time share programs have mixed feelings. If you have $30,000 to throw away, then enjoy yourself.

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Talk about buying a sweet deal - i just bought 2 timeshares ok, i used to sell timeshares many moons ago, set new sales records with my sales methods. Begged by disney and other to come work for them - out of that now but i know the contracts and the game. in my town there's a timeshare resort - i wouldn't even think of buying a week there cept ONE week a year - the icelantic festival week. the hotels are booked 5 years in advance for that week. and this is the best hotel in the best location of all. the resort didn't even want to sell that week (they can rent for huge dollars) but i found a salesman who's the son in law of the owner and he hadn't had a sale in 6 months - he was starving. he asked me for $38K for both - i told him if they sold it for $30K i'd buy it right there and then - he hemmed and hawed for about 3 hours back and forth with the owner and then took it - and even let me put the WHOLE thing on my amex. fuck - i can rent EACH unit for about $3,000 a year on that week - not going to though - i need the rooms for friends i bring into town that week. but i'll never fucking loose at that price if i ever want to sell them. and cause i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better. and i'm a member of RCI now - i dont' have to trade anything and i have access to all the excess inventory of all rci resorts now at maitence fee rates. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET sometimes you just luck out. I'm fucking dancing I'm soo happy I got them __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	"i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better." I don't know much about time shares...is this a yearly maintenance fee? Those I know who have invested in time share programs have mixed feelings. If you have $30,000 to throw away, then enjoy yourself.