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SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 11:34 AM

ok, i used to sell timeshares many moons ago, set new sales records with my sales methods. Begged by disney and other to come work for them - out of that now but i know the contracts and the game.

in my town there's a timeshare resort - i wouldn't even think of buying a week there cept ONE week a year - the icelantic festival week. the hotels are booked 5 years in advance for that week. and this is the best hotel in the best location of all. the resort didn't even want to sell that week (they can rent for huge dollars) but i found a salesman who's the son in law of the owner and he hadn't had a sale in 6 months - he was starving. he asked me for $38K for both - i told him if they sold it for $30K i'd buy it right there and then - he hemmed and hawed for about 3 hours back and forth with the owner and then took it - and even let me put the WHOLE thing on my amex.

fuck - i can rent EACH unit for about $3,000 a year on that week - not going to though - i need the rooms for friends i bring into town that week. but i'll never fucking loose at that price if i ever want to sell them. and cause i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better.

and i'm a member of RCI now - i dont' have to trade anything and i have access to all the excess inventory of all rci resorts now at maitence fee rates.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

sometimes you just luck out. I'm fucking dancing I'm soo happy I got them

05-26-2005, 11:34 AM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Talk about buying a sweet deal - i just bought 2 timeshares ok, i used to sell timeshares many moons ago, set new sales records with my sales methods. Begged by disney and other to come work for them - out of that now but i know the contracts and the game. in my town there's a timeshare resort - i wouldn't even think of buying a week there cept ONE week a year - the icelantic festival week. the hotels are booked 5 years in advance for that week. and this is the best hotel in the best location of all. the resort didn't even want to sell that week (they can rent for huge dollars) but i found a salesman who's the son in law of the owner and he hadn't had a sale in 6 months - he was starving. he asked me for $38K for both - i told him if they sold it for $30K i'd buy it right there and then - he hemmed and hawed for about 3 hours back and forth with the owner and then took it - and even let me put the WHOLE thing on my amex. fuck - i can rent EACH unit for about $3,000 a year on that week - not going to though - i need the rooms for friends i bring into town that week. but i'll never fucking loose at that price if i ever want to sell them. and cause i bought 2 they let me have a combined mauitence fee of $570 instead of $400 each. I couldn't beleive that - he kept making the deal better and better. and i'm a member of RCI now - i dont' have to trade anything and i have access to all the excess inventory of all rci resorts now at maitence fee rates. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET sometimes you just luck out. I'm fucking dancing I'm soo happy I got them __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.